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>Why is this board so gay
Robots are fucking desperate.
>full of failed normalfags
The failed normalfags eventually turn into bitter robots.

>>38309562
eggman is popular? doesnt he max out at like 3000 views?

>>38310563
2-3 years ago there was always an eggman thread

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>browses 4chan
>isn't a pedophile
Choose one.

>>38309504
I think its only natural for women to breed when they hit puberty.

With the caveat that they only breed when married to men their fathers picked for them, and socially ostracize families that marry away their daughters too young.

why does she have charcoal on her eye and lips

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>>38309409
She has a normal face but always has the same fucking expression and puts fucking ton of make up.
She has great style but i bet she's sucking off some sugar daddy for all of her stuff.

>>38309614
It's also possible she comes from an affluent family and does this shit as a hobby.

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>>38309397

>throw a party

stop posting on this board immediately you normie fuck.

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>even remotely considering to throw a social event and gather normies around you

I dont like wearing anything above the ankles. Only Sluts do that.

>>38491818
I only wear pants. Skirts are an invitation for rape.

wowee that picture gave me a boner

anyhow good luck on getting responses from actual females. Since you can't actually trust anyone here, you might as well consider the data useless

It's amazing how many ways girls work out their ass.

Imagine, while we gym for health, strength and increased sports ability, they work their butt...just to get the boys staring and get fucked by chad.

what a vapid existence

>>38309555
>health
for what? so you can live a longer wagecuck life?
>strength
for shitty manual labor jobs?
>increased sports ability
for that one day out of the week you get to hang out with your bros to relieve yourself of all the insane stress from your shitty job?

Girls have it right. Obtain maximum butt attractiveness, get a 10/10 rich chad, become a pampered housewife with unlimited time, unlimited money, and unlimited energy. You're the dumb one anon.

>>38309555
>we gym for health, strength and increased sports ability
every male (and one lesbo) that I know who goes to the gym does it to attract girls. The people who do it for abstract notions of health and strength are very few and far between. "I might have fewer health problems in 30 years" is not much motivation to go and bust your ass. "I might get laid" is.

Get off your high horse. Men are as vapid as women.

>>38491784
Inb4 he gets addicted to meth

he's gonna die from all the anesthesia it takes to knock his fat ass out with. probably have to shoot him with a ricin dipped tranquilizer

>>38491784
Get addicted to meth

peen in butt lol

It takes like 5 hours for it to work. And even then you don't really feel anything, you just become more energized and outgoing kinda. It's exactly like being drunk but without the feeling of drunkenness.

>>38491809
how's highschool going m8ey xdxd

>>38491678
>in a thread
>ask someone for their contact
>never actually add them
DEVILISH

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I-I'm sorry OP... I'm too shy..

>>38491678
Why didn't you post a form of communication that I actually use? Reddit normie.

>>38309303
imagine how the teachers have treated him

the guy could have been the smartest in the class and yet they would still talk to him like a piece of shit for being ugly and dumb looking

natural selection at its finest

>>38491567

Half filet with bearnaise sauce, half kebab with kebab sauce, fries and cheese

9.55 % (19 votes)Crumbled Bacon
9.55 % (19 votes)Pepperoni
7.04 % (14 votes)Jalapenos
6.53 % (13 votes)Garlic
6.03 % (12 votes)Sausage

Not bad, boys. Not bad.

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I'm proud of y'all. This is a solid tasting pizza.

yes that is normal. don't try to force yourself to fap. you'll return to normal in a couple weeks. your balls have probably run out of jizz and need to replenish