Robots, I may be coming down with a case of oneitis. Any medicine or Eastern remedies I should know about?
>>38403886
smoke some weed OP
yoU'll bereal gOod
>>38403886
Ask to meet parents and if it says NONONO NO YOURE NOT GETTING TO DO THAT then you know all you need 2 kno.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dgjuqBDJKC4 [Embed]
>DCucks are anti-Trump
Feels good to be a marvelchad
anyone else some kind of autist/ chad hybrid?
>23 year old neet virgin etc
>athletic, masculine, good at sports, deep voice, 6'1, nice beard, stoic demeanor
>if I leave the house I get hit on/ smiled at by girls but too socially retarded to do anything about it
>>38512495
Dude me too. I'm glad I'm not the only one.
>>38513255
>>38512495
Well at least you got one half down
>>38512495
23 virgin....
no debt
no college
no car
no GF
no expenses
no rent
just a dope PC and camera
>get a job
>can no longer enjoy anything because through all of my free time I am counting down the hours until I have to work again
Yeah man, being a full time student and full time worker as a cashier at a pharmacy, makes me really value my time off and have nothing to do.
Do you have any phobias that you hate yourself for having? Ever since I was little I've been unnerved by most bugs. Spiders, crickets, centipedes, roaches; almost anything that's not an ant, bee, or fly. When I was younger my mom would make fun of me for hesitating to kill spiders and stuff. When my sister was little she would always get me to kill spiders, I didn't hesitate then because I didn't want to look like a bitch in front of her and those have been the only times I wasn't bothered by them.
Crabs kinda bother me as well, but at least they're edible. I nearly stepped on one at the beach as a kid thinking it was a rock, caught me off guard seeing it scurry away like that.
>>38512430
And I just noticed that I misspelled embarrassing, wonderful.
>>38512430
>When my sister was little she would always get me to kill spiders, I didn't hesitate then because I didn't want to look like a bitch in front of her and those have been the only times I wasn't bothered by them
That's so cute! How's your relationship with her now?
>>38512479
She's a half sister actually, lives with my dad. Parents were never married. I haven't seen her in a few years and she's still pretty young, but we've got a good relationship.
WE ARE THE TRUE INHERITORS OF THIS WORLD, NOT "FEMBOTS" OR NORMIES BUT US ROBOTS. WE ARE THE SUPERIOR BEING, FREE FROM THE GRASP OF NORMALCY AND COMPLACENCY. ONLY WHEN WE HAVE TRULY SUFFERED ARE WE ENLIGHTENED, WHICH IS WHY ONLY WE ARE THE CHOSEN ONES.
*blocks your path*
What do you do in this situation?
>In a Snapchat group with friends
>One friend sends videos of him hooking up with some hot chick
>Pretend that I'm not bothered and respond with stuff like "haha"
>Crushingly envious of him, and absolutely hating myself for not being him
Similar experiences, anyone?
anyone want to hear the story of the ugly barnicle
>>38403677
one time there was a barnicle that was sooo ugly
>>38403863
How ugly was the barnacle?
I just had a dream that I lost my virginity, and it was such a great feeling.
Now I want to sleep forever.
fucking KEK this guy just BLEW THE FUCK OUT every NEET and LOSER on this board in ONE PAPER
Yeah so does my mom she works 6 jobs gets 4 hours sleep every day. Since just had a mental breakdown today. So fuck you and your damn boomer memes.
>>38512407
I have diagnosed untreated adhd so its not my fault , i refuse meds and everything is boring so i dont do anything
>>38512407
sounds like he should just go buy a pack of smokes to be honest
or he can keep suffering
who cares
>tfw got a "casual, part time" job
What does this mean? Am I fucked?
Been wondering this since Chester's death, where are all the female celeb suicides?
>>38512396
They have 0 reason to kill themselves. Fem-celebs have everything they could possibly want.
amy winehouse
>>38512396
>implying you would even hear about it because women have a harder time getting any media attention
>implying females do the amount of drugs it takes to be suicidal
If you were about to be transported out into the deep wilderness, but could select one room from your home and everything currently in it to be transported with you, which room would you choose? (For those of you with walk-in pantries, you have to consider them separate from the kitchen proper.)
>Piece of shit body, allways getting injured / hurt
>Multiple ankle sprains over the years, chronic back, elbow, shoulder pain
>Dr's keep telling me "Be more active, rest more"
>Point out contradiction
>"Hmmmm yes, it's difficult isn't it?"
>took 3 years to get referred for physiotherapy
>"Why didn't you come to us sooner? This could've been fixed easily at the time it happened"
>I did go to physio at the time, it was a fat dude that could barely be bothered, have me one session and told me not to come back unless I got severely injured again
>Another time went in with a fit injury so bad I could barely walk
>"Ooh yes you'll definitely need crutches for that"
>We don't have any, only child size and we don't have a full pair, only one, try that
>Have to bend over at a 90 degree angle to get it to touch the floor
>"That'll do, you don't live far, just sort of hobble and lean against walls until you get home"
Never ever ever ever ever join the military my dudes, I've never even seen combat and my body is still fucked, my whole career has been a waste of time and now my joints will be fucked in my 40's, the only upside was the cash was better than Neetbux