>Piece of shit body, allways getting injured / hurt >Multiple

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>Piece of shit body, allways getting injured / hurt
>Multiple ankle sprains over the years, chronic back, elbow, shoulder pain
>Dr's keep telling me "Be more active, rest more"
>Point out contradiction
>"Hmmmm yes, it's difficult isn't it?"
>took 3 years to get referred for physiotherapy
>"Why didn't you come to us sooner? This could've been fixed easily at the time it happened"
>I did go to physio at the time, it was a fat dude that could barely be bothered, have me one session and told me not to come back unless I got severely injured again
>Another time went in with a fit injury so bad I could barely walk
>"Ooh yes you'll definitely need crutches for that"
>We don't have any, only child size and we don't have a full pair, only one, try that
>Have to bend over at a 90 degree angle to get it to touch the floor
>"That'll do, you don't live far, just sort of hobble and lean against walls until you get home"

Never ever ever ever ever join the military my dudes, I've never even seen combat and my body is still fucked, my whole career has been a waste of time and now my joints will be fucked in my 40's, the only upside was the cash was better than Neetbux