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Why don't you guys just fuck your moms? Think about how good her pussy would feel, since your dick is basically made for it anyways. It's common knowledge that most older women aren't having sex anyways, and lots of moms would fuck their sons in a heartbeat.
Why not just lose your virginity to your mom?
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>>38409325
Have you done it Op?
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>>38409325
ill little boy off his meds i see?
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>>38409325
Why bother when I can fuck yours daily
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What should l masturbate to today?
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>>38513663
cello
not the sound, but the body
dem curves
dat t h i c c n e s s
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>>38513663
>What should l masturbate to today?
Your imagination
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>>38513714
l have no imagination.
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Hey check this stream out. whats his deal!?!?!?!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SUI60NT5xfU
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>They ask me am I the right person for the job.
>Say that I am.
>I'm not.
>Say that I want a stable job
>I only want to earn enough for a second-hand PS3 and then put minimum effort
>Say I like this company
>Already sending applications to a different job during trial period
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>Already sending applications to a different job during trial period
All the other things excluded this is quite reasonable since having a backup is a good thing
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>i was always the third wheel
>knew someone in the gang but never got accepted by the others
>happened over and over
>had to impress the others, make up stories, act cool and so on
>on time there is a basketball game going on
>i sit and talk with the guy i know while others play
>"hey anon, didn't you play good ball?" Someone shout at me
>i had told them i used to be a good player back in school but truth is i never played
>i just wave and laugh
>after game they ask me what i though of the play
>make up bullshit
>some guy get sore, challenge me to one to one to show of
>say my knee is hurt from mad diving accident
>"na man you walked here just fine"
>fuck
>have to play this big guy who is much taller than me
>try to show skills but can't even take the ball
>run and jump like crazy
>all the guys look and see how bad i am
>"hey anon, i thought you said you where good"
>they all laugh, guy i play take ball and walk back to others
>hear him saying i can't play for shit
>they block me out, i don't make up more shit
Never met up with the gang again.
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>>38409081
They knew you were full of shit before mate,
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>>38409117
Prob right but i make up good stories too man. They all laughed
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Has anyone else been driven to psychosis by unrequited love? I was damaged and unstable before, but 'she' has driven me to the brink of madness, and she did it without the first bit of malicious intent.
I think whatever sanity remains will be gone by this point next year. I love her but she is murdering my soul, very swiftly.
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lil boy puts her in a pedestal
chad boy fucks her like an animal
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Fuck you mods. It was a fucking roll thread. I was rolling for my roommate and barkeep was definitely the best roommate to get. you don't want to make me angry you fucking little bitches. Whoever issues me a warning is walking a thin line. I better not catch you at publix buying tendies you fucking mong. Go to hell kid
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>>38408986
I wanna report this post just so the mods can see you being a whiny bitch about them and possibly ban you again, but idk if that'll get me banned so I won't
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>>38409016
Fuck off cunt go fuck your tendies somewhere else
Anyone here a madao?
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Yeah I constantly fuck up and I'm a failure and I'm old. I don't gamble or have cool sunglasses though.
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I push away people that like me because I have no idea how to handle relationships
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>tfw I just slipped off my panties and fleas flew out
should I get checked by a doctor? i dont have insurance
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If you married me you could be on my health plan
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>tfw the girls fuck dogs meme is real
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>>38513636
pic of fleas in pubes pls
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>cease to exist given my goodbyes
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Does anybody eIse on r9k ever get vagina envy?
l'm not sure if l realIy want to be a woman, but l look at my dick and just wish l had a vagina sometimes. I hate having a refractory period. I realIy wish l could have multiple orgasms. Good sex and masturbation just seem so much more pleasurabIe for women it makes me deeply depressed...
It just feeIs like both biology and my body have betrayed me. Anyone else here know this feeIing?
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>this thread
>for the 56247267387256435th time
Please let this tiresome shit get purged. Sage and parsley
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>>38408793
If you've not yet found anyone else on r9k who gets vagina envy, the answer is obviously NO!
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You should really just post source with every thread at least
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>tfw 19yo
>tfw 3 years of social isolation
really makes me think
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the last time I left my house was for my 18 birthday
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>finished school at 16
>did nothing for 3 years
>now 19 and going back
>dont know why i wasted time
>cant let myself live it down
>depressed
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>tfw 20 yo
>tfw dropped out of high school
>tfw 4 years of social isolation
At least I started to study again
What kind of creature is this?
His name is JimmyThick and he is 12
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His name isn't Jimmy, it's Timmy and I'm sure he's at least 16. My only question for TimmyThick is, where are your parents, TimmyThick?
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>>38408772
Oh yeah, you are right
This is his twitter
https://twitter.com/timmythick
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What's the last awkward conversation your parents had with you?
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I've been hanging out with mostly girls lately and my dad asked me if I was having safe sex. I don't know if he knows I'm a virgin, or that I've never kissed a girl, or that I probably won't be doing any of those things for a while. My mom asked too on a seperate occasion but I think they'd feel bad if I told them I don't get involved in any intimate stuff, so I just go with it.
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>>38408677
>pic
are normies really that fucked in the head?