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>"STOP SLAMMING IT ON THE GROUND ANON, THEY'RE NOT TOYS!!! THEY'RE MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS!!!"
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>>38423742
>SUDDEN RUSH OF NOSTALGIA
FUCK YOU OP GODDAMMIT
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>Tait gets hit in the head with this shit
>He's holding back tears
>Teacher tells him to go the office nurse
>We're all mocking him for being a baby
>He hears us as he's walking out and shuts the door
>He opens it again and yells, "You hit me in the temple!"
>Slams the door
>We all burst out laughing
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I want my neetbux, but my 3-rd world shithole doesn't have it
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At least you got to keep your foreskin. R-right?
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>>38517894
There is no point in foreskin if you never ever
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>>38517898
Sure there is. You can play with it yourself...that's one of the best parts of having one.
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How do you feel when not even in their natural habitat robots are welcome?
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>not using legacy captcha
no you're not welcome
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>>38423701
this is not and never has been funny
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>>38423701
>tfw i can't check captcha because i AM a robot xd
Fuck you and fuck everyone who has ever made this joke.
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>tfw the village fat girl likes you
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Don't be mean OP, the village fat girl is a vital part of the community
>he does the virgin fuck
Note even sex can save these freaks
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"you fuck like a virgin" is a pretty nasty insult t b h
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>tfw mom's gonna castrate you as punishment for not getting a job by your 25th birthday
>tfw you're okay with this because you'll never use it anyway and it will make nofap easy
I still don't know how peeing would work though
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You'll probably have to sit down to pee from now on, unfortunately.
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>>38423596
I'm actually okay with that. I've always found the toilet very comfy to sit on for some reason.
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>mfw messaging grills on dating apps and they just respond with "haha yeah" or other banal affirmations without adding anything to the conversation
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that sucks lol
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haha yeah lol
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It means you.arent interesting to them. Move on.
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Redpill me on 2d trap porn. Why do most of the """traps""" exhibit such child-like features (large head in proportion to body) or are just straight up shotas being tagged as traps?
Is it a conspiracy to migrate people on the trap stage towards pedophilia? It only seems to be a thing in eastern art, though, so Jewish involvement is questionable.
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Because people who want traps or want to become traps, are seeking a petite, demure ideal exemplified by what you've just described.
Continuing down the rabbit hole into worse stuff all depends on the psychology of the individual.
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younger guys make better traps, though I don't feel bad since I self insert as the trap mostly
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Is it true? Is The Fappening part 3 really gonna happen? Rumors it'll include TayTay and Katy Perry
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>be me, 10 years ago
>be 8 years old
>be english boy (male)
>been reading manga and watching anime for about a year
>realise that my dream is to be a mangaka
>also realise that i'm absolutely awful at drawing, even in comparison to kids my age
>around 10yrs i realise that there are no non-japanese mangaka/manga artists
>from 11 -15, come up with ideas for manga, even though deep inside i knew that I'd never be able to do it because I wasn't born in Japan
>try to shove it all to the back of my mind
>be me, 16, almost 17
>drop out of sixth form because """smart but lazy"""
>have nothing to do
>realise how truly pointless life is
>get back into anime and manga
>start wanting to be a mangaka again
>still can't draw for shit, STILL not Japanese
Oh well, at least my mum is fine with harbouring a failure, and I have a good 400,000bong to fall back on.
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>>38423395
>there are no non-japanese mangaka/manga artists
What is Felipe Smith
What is Anike Hage
What is Micheal Arias (though he's actually an anime director)
What is M. Alice LeGrow.
What is half of the most popular artists on Tumblr and Deviantart in 2017
You'll obviously never be as famous as a Japanese mangaka in Japan, but you can still do something, get somewhere and achieve your dream. Just start practicing, and practice hard.
im probably gonna get called a retard pussy but whats the best way to stop smoking cigs? im not addicted in the sense that i need nicotine but when i get so bored i fund that one re-ups me and makes me not as bored with some coffee
whats something i can replace it with be it a DS game or some music to listen to
thank you
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>>38423392
Try chewing some gum(avoid nicotine gum since you're not addicted to it)
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>>38423392
Start vaping or go hiking/camping/innawoods for 2 months. See a shrink or maybe go to one of those clubs where they talk about their problems.
You can just binge watch anime or play an mmo to dedicate your time to. It helped me because of the dopamine release.
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Try putting your hand down your pants and rubbing one off.
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Any robots go to church? I'm taking a gap year in Seattle and since I don't literally know anyone I figured it would be a good way to work on my social skills but also do some community service.
One problem though, the nearest church to my parents' house is a Japanese Catholic one; do you think they'd allow white guys?
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looked up girl i had a crush on so bad in 5th grade it made me fall behind because from
staring at her so much.
her husband is fat af neck beard fucking what the FUCK
i could fucking kill that dude with my bare hands and hes fucking my 5th grade crush
what has my life become dude
WHY?@ i should have told her how i felt when i had the chance. now she thinks shes only good enough to get a fat neckbeard. THAT could have been my girl dude. KILL ME im drunk
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what do you think about this picture lads
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>>38517848
What eastern european shithole is this?
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>>38517848
Why do they look retarted? Everyone except the second girl from the front row looks retarted
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>these (wo)manets in the back
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>be me
>in group of people (yes I'm actually going outside with other people for once, surprise surprise)
>extremely cute beta asian girl in group is staring at me intensely the entire time
>she feels absolutely magnetic
>tfw she's married with a kid
>tfw I'll probably never see her again
Is this the curse of r9k?
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Yes it sure is, OP, hahaha