>he didn't require a speech therapist when he was a child
>he doesn't have a stammer or stutter
Gtfo fucking normie you have no idea the struggle
>>38843682
Wow are you me?
Oribaba
>>38843682
>Gtfo fucking normie you have no idea the struggle
I perfectly understand you OP. I'm a stutter too. I used to stutter a lot when i was 5-7 and kids made fun of me. Even now i still stutter and i would wish that on my enemy.
S-s-sorry, A-an-n-non. I d-d-didn't mean anyt-t-thing by it.
how many hours of sleep a night do y'all get
mine is 5
mfw skipped by qt2,13's on omegle
>>38843654
How does your body sleep like that? Mine sleeps for 12 hours
>>38843654
I usually get about 4hrs of sleep a night. Insomnia is a bitch.
>>38843675
gotta wake up at 6am every morning
I don't like going to sleep because I always feel like I'm going to miss something.
>Tfw the amphetamines enter your nasal cavity.
I feel like I'm walking on sunshine.
>>38843589
What are your plans now?
>>38844480
Cry and lay down on the couch
>>38845130
Nice.
Enjoy, anon. Hope you feel better soon.
>mfw American parents charge their adult children rent
Pftchahahahahah...
>americans
>in general
Mine don't. Instead, I've promised to take care of them in their old age. They actually set aside a chunk of their income for my future benefit.
>>38843582
>mfw I guilt trip my parents into letting me freeload or I kms
Feelsgreatman
"Yes, Champ. We're still headed out to Chick-Fil-A. I know just how much you love their Sweet Tea and Chick-N-Strips, but we've got several stops to make along the way -- and this place is one of them. Whatdy'a mean 'not this again?' I'm doing this because I care, Champ, and no one else will. Now it's as easy as showing up, speaking with the manager, giving him a firm handshake, and telling him that you wanna work there. It's for your own good, Champ."
>>38843548
Did you know that fucks our neighbor Chad?
I have pics if you want.
Fuck this bullshit. Never give in to the wagecucks.
>>38843580
Working is a part of growing up, Champ. And you can't be a kid forever. Besides, when you work, you can buy as many Chick-N-Strips as you want. Now, getting a job is as simple as walking in there, speaking with the manager, shaking his hand firmly, and telling him you wanna work there. It's as simple as that, Champ-a-roony.
I'm going to make this thread every day until I am lucky enough to get a gf interested in gentle femdom.
>>38843529
good luck OP! you can do it! i'm rooting for you!
post contact, worm
what's the point?
any desirable girl is already taken
any girl who's into femdom is going to be ugly
How do I dedicate myself to get good at something like learning a language or coding or making music? What do other robots do to motivate themselves? Every time I try to do something I just get bored of it and go to sleep. I don't want to be a piece of trash but I just kinda am.
>>38843465
You need discipline.
Start by commiting to a sleeping schedule (NO NAPS!) and cleaning your room.
SORT YOURSELF OUT
Anyone got some good hobby suggestions? What do other robots do for fun?
>>38843465
just make yourself obsessed with whatever it is. I got into software development without any degree or anything because i was obsessed with it since i was like 13
How much do you spend a month /r9k/? How much do you earn?
I spend 200$ on rent with internet and electricity, 60$ on food, 50$ for transportation and earn 1200$ a month.
>>38843334
I honestly don't know. I just pay for the basic essentials to live, and have my bank accounts set up to automatically pay off whatever I put on my gas and grocery credit card and put 10% into my Roth ira.
I spend $2200 on rent, another $400 on utilities, and probably like $500 on food. I earn $112k a year.
>>38843334
Where do you live, Uganda? Those are the cheapest costs I've ever heard of.
Doesn't matter if it's a project, indulging in a hobby, or anything of the sort.
>decide to watch welcome to the nhk for the first time
>watch it over the course of a week and a half
>not marathon it so I can have something to look forward to
>2 episodes left
I don't want it to end.
Also
>you will never have someone like her
>>38843319
Finish it m8. So you can move on. Also, those last two eps were lit
>>38843350
But move on to what? I don't watch much anime as I would like to, and when playing vidya, I can't bring myself to finishing it. This is the reason why I usually play fighting games or anything that's quick to pick up and play. And even then, I'm starting to lose interest in vidya, which scares me.
I would finish watching NHK if there were other series similar to it. Not to delve into the whole "look at this, I relate to this show!", but I feel that I've had similar people in my life to those in the show, the two being Yamasaki and Misaki. Saying goodbye to them is kind of heart breaking.
>>38843319
Misaki is a bad person
Does /r9k/ like nerdy girls?
I like any girl who will be nice to meThey don't like me though it's just pretend
>>38843289
No. They all want Chad, their act is just a ruse.
Not actual nerdy girls, I like fake nerdy stacies like pic related who will spout random gibberish about science and vidya before sucking my dick
Not a nerd myself so
>bored, oh new ps plus games this month for free
>some assassins creed shit
>whatever, i'll try it
>download
>protagonist is a nigger pirate
>wtf
Thanks for nothing sony i'm not playing as a nigger
>>38843286
when did sony start charging for multiplayer?
It was free back in the 360 gen
>>38843298
with the ps4, motherfuckers, and no backwards compatibility i want to wring a sony chink's neck
>>38843286
Does the game take place in modern time?
Heya robots, are you looking for a friend?
Do you have problems and you don't know how to solve them?
Do you need someone to vent to?
If you answered yes to any of these, then I'm here for ya. I'll listen to any of your problems and I'll give you as much support as I can provide. I just want to help you all out.
You may be thinking "Should someone browsing /r9k/ really be helping me?" and that's a perfectly logical thought and you are probably right but I'm gunna try help you anyway. I'm no psychologist but I have my own problems so I might know exactly what you're going through. If you don't want to talk about your problems publicly then that's fine, just drop your contact info or I can drop mine. If you don't want to talk about your problems then come to the thread anyway, we can talk about whatever you like!
Welcome to the thread friends!
I am never getting back the years of my live when i should be having sex with underage girls.
Now i am suppose to lose my virginity to some used up overweight roastie?
>>38843369
I'm sure there's someone out there for you anon, you just gotta keep searching. Don't give up the chase for a gee eff because there's always a chance you might get lucky. If you really feel like you need to lose your v-card, you could go for a roastie or hire a hooker or something (not the best option though)
>>38843280
I rappel out of helicopters but i can't approach a woman to talk to her. I'm a lost cause
Can we have a thread for minority robots to discuss minority feels?
White robots can make their own threads if they want.
You know that you're asking for is impossible and has never worked
>>38843244
>White robots can make their own threads if they want.
stop being racist nigger
>black
>no 9 inch BBC
I'm a fembot whos appr 6'1ft 183cm.
Fuck my life all the guys ive ever dated are shorter than me, i mean i dont mind being a femdom but id really want to be wallfucked by a dude some time rather than the other way around.
Do you guys even fucking like tall women these days?
Oh also, would you still concider us cute even if we're tall, cuz boi do i want to dress like a fucking hentai catgirl
>>38843214
I hate tall women I'm 5'7 and have only ever dated or slept with women around my height.
Tall women disgust me, they're like freaks of nature
Tall girls are hot, post contact bb
>>38843214
Tall women look good in photos, but that's it.
If you can't comfortably sit on my lap on the couch, why even bother?
Where do you find titcow girls?
They seem so fucking rare...
>tit cow asked me out in high school with a long but poorly written note (lots of spelling mistakes and grammatical errors)
>got to feel up her boobs a few times
>cheated on me with her cousin and I tried taking her back because I was dumb and autistic
>she broke up with me instead
>16 years old
>asked out chubby girl with big tits on the bus who I used to make fun of when she was fatter
>lost virginity to each other and dated for 4 years
>haven't been with anyone since, now 28
I think my high school memories are why I haven't just killed myself yet, I still have hope that I can make it again and get a titcow gf.
>>38843204
>America #1 obesity
>go to Europe for titcows
I matched with this chick on tinder afew days ago
waiting to see if she will message me bcause I never know what to say