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>The year 2000 was 17 years ago
>2017 is as far away from 2000, as 2000 was from 1983
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>we are closer to 2030 than to 2000
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>>38846912
tying noose now anon, thanks for the downer
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>people born in the year 2000 are having more sex than you
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i can't relate to music anymore 2017-08-04 03:32:33 Post No.38846894
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i can't relate to music anymore
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i've always loved lana del rey. her music hits me right in the feels. her new album came out lsat month and i was super excited for it, only to find that it just depresses me. she's always made songs about like summertime love and beautiful sex with handsome men and it never really bothered me before, but now i'm just feeling so bitter and jealous that i hate the music. i really wish she could write a handful of songs that don't involve love and sex, but she doesn't. her little slice of americana has always involved passionate summers with beautiful men and it hurts that i've never really had that. it's like i'm somehow less whole than she is. less whole than most girls are. because apparently summer love is something that we're all supposed to experience.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AcVQJJoD45w
some of the songs are obviously meant to be depressing, as they were written about trump, the election, and the impact he's unfortunately having on the country.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w4ddSktf9CE
but i can't even enjoy these wonderful songs. instead of feeling depressed about the erosion of women's rights and the moral decay eating away at our nation, i just feel sad that she's singing about having arms wrapped around her and feeling safe.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=porjMVbL3D4
it might be the end of america lana, but i'm too busy hating myself and the world to do anything about it. it's literally been like 4 years since i've had sex, and i've never had a real boyfriend. starting to wonder if there's something seriously wrong with me.
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>>38846894
There is something wrong with you. - you like shitty music and sit by yourself and bawl about how life has treated you unfair, and how unlucky you are.
loose some weight, and stop listening to cringy artists who attempt to depict their lyrics as deep.
Also, i root for you to get laid soon.
Captcha almost Lana
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>>38847079
Also, go to a nightclub.
If you are afraid of people, then just get fucking drunk, and you'll be able to talk to them
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>inironically listening to a shitty roastie pop star that tries to stay relevant by singing about how Trump is evil (as opposed to singing about being a dumb roastie)
Found your problem.
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I need 5 dollars for a bus pass. I'll let you fuck me for it. I have condoms. What do?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9toHcZG4uw8
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Alright, but I'm using my own condom
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Just take the goddamn five bucks
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My convelsation with my dad a few minutes ago:
>Anon, we spoke to youl glandpalents and they said they want you to come to Sydney (a city in Austlalia) to live with them so they can make you nolmal again, what do you think?
>I'm note sule, i'll think about it
>Well, it doesn't seem like you'le getting bettel , if you'le going to be at home most of the time, you might as well tly out living. You can go with youl glands to buy a computel once you'le thele.
>Okay, i'll think about it and let you know
This is it, my palents can't take it anymole, i don't want to be sent to Austlalia what do i do
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>>38846792
Fuck your mom to establish dominance
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>>38846792
Just get a shitty security job or something like that and a shitbox tiny apartment. Subsist on a diet of potatoes, rice, and cheap clearence meats from the market. Hit the gym hard constantly. Grow the hair out. Then once you have foot long braids and are shredded and tanned as fuck, look for work as a stripper or escort with some cheezy Native American theme like Cheif Stiffrod or some shit.
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>>38847465
I have social anxiety and no studies, like most lobots hele
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>stacy started thriwing a fit because chad didnt give her enough attention
>later comes up to me
>says she wants to fuck me to get back at chad
>implies that im ugly and sleeping with me would make chad pissed
>refuse
>tfw virginity protected
>tfw escaped stacy's mind games
>tfw stacy just got rejected by ugliest guy she knows
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How'd she react to getting rejected?
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>>38846715
You're delusional and if this is real you need to stop spending so much time on the internet
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good job anon. now when some faggot calls you an incel loser you know you are just a loser.
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>make a fake female OkCupid profile
>LARP as a white nationalist/neo-nazi/neo-pagan/antisemitic chick
>literally no dudes give a shit, even the liberal ones
>tons of alt-right neckbeards
Wow, pathetic.
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>>38846668
female opinions are the most fickle things in the world. they'll just themselves to appeal to the guy they find the most attractive at the moment. you should pay no mind to what they say.
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>>38846702
>t. bitter lonely virgin
I love that that wasn't original
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>>38846724
it's true though, women's opinions barely have any influence at all
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There is nothing better than large feet on an Asian woman.
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>>38846601
>Feet
Disgusting
>Foot fetish
Really disgusting
>Those feet
ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING
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>>38846633
the double dubs are underlining the URGENCY and ABSOLUTE TRUTH of this post
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>>38846633
I can understand foot fetishes but I don't understand how people can like those particular feet. And how does she get them to that state?
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What is the cleanest , most pure pleasure?
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>>38846551
That of food of course
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>>38846551
Taking a deep breath of cool, fresh mountain air at sunrise
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Sports I think right ?
Lekdjsbsh
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>tfw spilled iced tea on my fucking mouse
>now it's fucked
>new one won't come until the 19th
How was your day (so far) robots?
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Pretty low-key Friday, just trying to get through the workday and looking forward to drinking and doing nerd shit alone tonight. RIP to your mouse.
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>>38846548
Just go get a cheap mouse at staples or walmart to last until then.
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Repaired my moto, looking to command a few shoes online and buy a golden chain
Feels good desu
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ITT: normies shit you can't stand
>When a pregnant lady says "The baby wants ___! I'm giving it ___!" While eating something unhealthy.
No bitch that's a craving, stop making excuses for being fat.
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>>38846538
>"there is plenty fish in the sea haha"
>people who are still doing the dab
>*plays Despacito 800 times*
>I haven't had sex in like a week, I'm so forever alone xD xD
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>>38846538
>been dating for a week
>"I love you" every time they say goodbye or hello
Or alternatively
>fuck one time
>"I think I love her"
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Bumporoginsjjdgsv
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Post internet nostalgia here
>music lyric videos from 2007-2009
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>hamster dance
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>Miniclip forums/Club Penguin c. 2005
>Linkin Park Naruto AMV's c. 2004-2005
shit was my life b
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Trance - 009 sound system dreamscape. The og 2009 youtube anthem.
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Do robots go MGTOW or is it more of a failed normie thing ?
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>>38846451
Robots usually have too many problems that they can't handle (regardless of how objectively serious they are) to dedicate that much time and energy telling women how much they don't care about them
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>>38846451
Robots are incels and admit to being subhuman, failed normies go MGTOW and act like they don't need women (but they do)
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Robots are really pathetic and obsessed about girls.
Do you really think they have the willpower for that?
>>38846496
>incels
Fuck off.
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if you could go back to anytime in your life, what would it be?
you cant change anything, just relive it
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This is a depressing question. Part of me wants to relive all my youth, but I couldn't stand watching myself become the failure I am all over again.
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That time I met a bar slut then fucked her twenty minutes later in an alleyway
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>>38846559
also check my dubs
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>teenagers keep egging my house
>cops won't do anything
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>>38846393
Lemme guess: Your M1 Garand won't arrive here until next Thursday.
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Beat them up.
dhklqlzp
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>>38846406
They do it at night. I don't know who they even are
>>38846405
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>beat Dark Souls 1 completely
>currently going through Dark Souls 2 DLC
>things have been difficult, frustrating and miserable plenty of times
>keep persisting
>keep succeeding
>tfw one tiny setback or obstacle irl, and I give up forever
Is there a comparison to be made, or is one not like the other?
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>>38846383
No comparison. You are just a loser.
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>>38846383
Yourejust a loser who doesn't care about anything man
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>>38846389
>>38846396
The thing is... you're both absolutely right.