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She likes to be choked while being fucked. Like 99% of women.

>>34043759

nothing, you dumb virginal cuck, it's a real life meme

>>34043759
She likes retro 90s fashion bullshit.

>>34043726
Just watch how they use men.
Just watch how they lie about sex and how they say they are not looking after sex.
Just watch how the most girls of your age had atleast two sexual partner.
Love in 2017 is a meme.

>>34043780
>>34043726
Time to start taking the other sex seriously and enjoy life.

>>34043726
Love is grand, but you should accept the fact that you will not find it in this world. It is a minute possibility that you may actually find it, but it's better to not set yourself up for disappointment and if by some miracle you do find it, it will be all that much more special.

>>34043720
yes i like girls (male) very much

>>34043720
breeder fgs

I like biological males who look and act extremely feminine

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>>34043709
You're only asking for too much if you don't truly comprehend the details of what you want to be or if you're not willing to put in the work and endure the pain.

not possible, you can only improve yourself

>>34043709
Yeah
World is not fair
You're not entitled to shit
You have shit genetics and you deserve to die
And considering that the reason you're this miserable is because even though some of your ancestors had shit genetics, they managed to reproduce, you killing yourself to prevent further shitting in the gene pool is not nearly inhumane as it first sounds

>>34043675
Stop being a pussy anon.

>>34043675
Kinda in the same boat. Fucking life.

don't stab your lung, stab the heart. pretty much instant death.

>>34043596
Because it's not a standard individual making these threads. It's social engineering.

Come on now, you can't be this naive.

>>34043596
Why are there multiple straight threads daily?

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>>34044175
>Straight thread
"Would you x"

>Gay thread
"MMMMM YEAH LOOK AT THAT ASS MMMMM BOYS ARE MADE TO BE SISSIES HOT TRAPS MMMMM SUCKING DICK LOTS OF CUM GUYS FUCKING ME YEAHH BLACK DICK MMMMM YEAH YOU'RE CUTE ANON MMMMM WHERE YOU LIVE LOTS OF DICK ASS DICK BALLS ASS"

>>34043498
But... I forgot my trunks.

>>34043498
>uh-h i dont want to remove my shirt. I-i'll just sit there.

>>34043498
Alright, let me get my water wings.

>>34043461
>Average
>Can do anything he wants
Pick one

>>34043593
I meant it like able to get money to live, able to get women ... . I tried the dating thing, because I thought I needed something new. In the end I got two girls that seemed to want to go further after the 3-4 date, but I rejected both because I didn't seem right/exciting for me anymore.

>>34043637
Have sex with them and move on lad

>>34043400
You don't care how we are. Robots aren't empathic. So get on with it. What happened?

>>34043411
Nothin habbend m8 just sayin hi

What evs guise im kus sayin hi

What is bisexuality

>tfw no bf to have queer orgies with

>>34043440

But there would be no man on woman, just man on man and woman on woman.

>ywn simultaneously get fucked in the ass while you fuck your gf's giney

>>34043367
Wow I didn't know George Lopez was doing the whole Caitlyn thing, too.

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>>34043408
Say it again, boy.

>>34043569
Looks like one a those abbos they got in Oz.

>>34043339
People always say that you are used to how you look in the mirror, that's why you seem ugly or just weird to yourself when you see a pic of you.
I assume that you take care of looks to looks better in the mirror? So your adjustments just don't fit in photos?
Also, I have the exact same problem. I may actually see myself like a Chad sometimes in the mirror, but in pics I am a retarded walking shit.
>also the first reason for me not to have any social media

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You have to keep the flash on so as to capture the subtle nuances of your face.

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A'ight, I don't mind sharing a few of our secrets.

1. Learn your good side.
There's a an old saying that everybody's face has a good side and an evil side. Due to minute amounts of asymmetry, everybody has one of their face that looks garbage compared to the other side. Find out which side that is for you and avoid it.

2. Learn your angles.
Just because one side of your face is less attractive than the other, doesn't mean you should exclusively stick to photographing from that angle. Positioning the camera directly in front of your face tilted only very slightly down towards you is usually a very good angle as it emphasises the eyes and narrows the jaw. Don't do any of this extreme Myspace angle shit, it never looked good.

3. Download a camera app.
Nobody takes picture using their phones default camera app, we use camera apps which employ live filters and lighting adjustments (as in the filter is already overlaid on the screen when taking your photo).
I personally use this one.
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.cyberlink.youperfect&hl=en_GB

I highly recommend the Candy or the Soft Light filter.

4. Take your photographs in natural lighting.
Nobody, and I repeat NOBODY, looks good in shitty, dull, bathroom lighting, which I suspect is where you've probably been trying to take pictures. A poor lit environment with one light situated on the ceiling directly above you results in grainy, high-contrast, unflattering imagery.
A good place and time to take a photo is during the day, up very close, facing either directly towards your window or with your back directly against the window.. Alternatively take it outside with your face facing the sun directly. Natural lighting is your friend.

5. Buy some equipment.
Invest in either a ring light, a reflector (these are very popular and very good), or a selfie stick. If you want to go the whole hog buy some studio lights and then you won't need to take photos during the day exclusively.

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>>34043316

Lanklets can the robot army's undercover agents, we'll use you to infiltrate normieland and normie life.

>>34043371
ill be a filthy norman if i get with her but the titties man

>>34043316
6'3" 7/10 here

Height is a big icebreaker for girls. If you're short, you have to initiate and deal with girls mocking you for it.

The most you can do is condition yourself to not care. It works for some.

>>34043253
This is a bus stop, and I hate coffee.

Stop talking to me.

I prefer cocoa because it is nearly as sweet as you.

alien looking bitch

why did you oat my eats brother?

You've already run out of you ways to post this retarded POS meme originally

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>tfw 2017 just started and I am already full of oats