Is it better to stay a virgin or lose it to a fat chick?
My personal situation is that I'm kissless virgin about to turn 20 and a female friend wants to have sex with me.
I'm thinking I may aswell keep waiting for someone who isn't a foot shorter than me but weighs several pounds more.
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>>34046429
What level of fat are we talking about?
Chubby / curvy is no problem.
Lardgut level and above is an abort.
Pics?
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>>34046429
Are you attracted to her? That's all that really matters.
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I wouldn't say curvy really but she has nice boobs.
I would estimate 5ft and ~160lbs
No pics of her worth sending, she has a pretty face, its just her weight stopping her being attractive I guess
>have been on 4chan since 2009
>have told countless people that posted about suicide to kill themselves
>have made arguments for why anonymous users I don't know should kill themselves
I wonder if there is blood on my hands
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>>34046387
I may not be an expert, but being honestly after seeing mostly everything that this shithole can do, you're probably a murderer.
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>>34046387
R U a psychopath LOL?O_o.......
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It feels good doesn't it, ridding the world of the weak that is.
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Have you taken the /bogpill/ yet?
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How many bogpills have you taken?
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>>34046356
They look like the puppets from Mr. Rogers
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>>34046356
>ywn be Grichka Bogdanoff
why live
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What's their end game guys?
super original
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that feel when you're a beta aspie loner in college and you hide in your room outside of lectures, and to get to the toilet you have to pass about 10 social alpha sexy people who laugh and drink and be sexy, so you decide to take shits in black trashcan bags, and store them under your bed to dispose of between 3 and 5am when everyone is asleep, but the smell seeps as each hour passes and you hear people walking past your room saying "eugh what the fuck is that smell, i'm going to call Housing in case it's a burst pipe", and they come to investigate and realizes it's coming from your room, and you slunk out before he looks under the bed, and you sleep rough in the nearby park for the next 3 days because you don't want to see what happened and if he found your shit, and you eventually return 3 days later, and there is a note on your bed saying you have been instructed to leave school indefinitely, and you can't call and tell your parents you have been expelled for shitting in plastic bags and hiding it under your bed so you sleep rough on the streets for the remaining 3 weeks of term time and develop a drug habit and get home for christmas vacation and try to commit suicide and fail and then post on b@b about how you wish everyone were anon because they're all having a good time making jokes with one another
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>>34046341
i just wanna get high.
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Thisis tl;dr. Sorry.
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>>34046341
>and to get to the toilet you have to pass about 10 social alpha sexy people who laugh and drink and be sexy,
Why not join them and stop being a miserable sperg?
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ITT: insults nobody uses anymore
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Numbnuts
Fartknocker
Butthead
Share some of your favorite outdated insilts.
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Nigger lover
Originally original
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>>34046293
Fudgepacker
Bell-end
Knob-head
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Whippersnapper
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I really fucked this one up robots
>sitting in hallway waiting for a class
>girl sits down next to me
>she's cute, but I figure that probably bars me from ever interacting with her
>class starts
>I sit next to a friend of mine
>she sits on the other side of me
>overthinkingit.jpg
>prof does roll call
>hear her name
>think to myself "Oh so that's what her name is".
>later on friend informs me thst I actually said that out loud (quietly but still)
>she probably heard that
>most likely thinks I'm a fucking creeper now
First day back and already my reputation's been re-established. Shit.
Anyone else have some college-based autism?
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>>34046281
Doesn't sound too bad, many people would be curious that someone is interested in them. Unless you're ugly...
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>>34046370
/r9k/ claims I'm fucking disgusting. My fat is the real issue.
I'm not like morbidly obese but I've gained a little weight and it really fucks with my face.
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who is that in pic , alpha beard.
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Hey /r9k/, the guy on the right is now your slave. He will happily obey any order or command you give him.
Besides being your slave, his hobbies are working out and making sure his master is healthy and happy. He is completely natural (no drugs or steroids, unless you tell him to do otherwise). His super human size also comes with super human strength and durability (like The Hulk). His slavehood to you is completely voluntary, so he won't leave unless you order him to, infact he quite loves his servitude to you.
What would you do?
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>>34046279
I would suck his huge dick
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Get him to beat the shit out of people I don't like
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>>34046279
Recycling threads, shill spotted
/thread
ITT: songs through which you channel your autism within. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yBnIUX0QAE
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Ugh, what a shitty cover. You must have autism to enjoy this shit
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>>34046219
where's the original? did not know this was a cover.
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>>34046195
I was just thinking about this song. What the fuck? Terrible song tho
when having sex, which hole to you prefer?
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>porntards actually get off to this
how do you even live with yourselves?
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>>34046133
don't know why he makes them wear those gloves.
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>this fucking guy
What the fuck is wrong with that white nigger?
Jesus Christ. At first I greatly enjoyed his videos because POV and PAWG, but all that gaping and those goofy gloves ruined it for me. Also nigga can't fuck for shit. 2 mins of blowjob and he's already on the edge of cumming.
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Fuck this country
>mentally handicapped and arrogant people
>never ending corruption everywhere
>backwards education system
>shitskins everywhere
>'it could be worse' + 'at least we're not congolombia' mentallity
>dumb """"women"""
>crab mentality
>backstabbing and scamming are considered a virtue
>life inside a bubble
>brown reggaeton shithole
>feminism growing
>garbage everywhere
>no national identity
>chinks everywhere
>controlled by kikes
>no international standards
>WE WUZ THE WORLD'S GRANARY, WE'LL BE IT AGAIN, EUROS WILL MASSIVELY MIGRATE HERE TO DO MENIAL JOBS AGAIN
>caste society
>absurdely high taxes for a 3rd world country
>lower classes are degenerate and have no brain or soul
>upper class is degenerate and have no brain or soul
>mafias everywhere
>pigeons
To describe Argentina, it's like an autistic kid acting cocky on the internet who is just lucky and safe inside his isolated room.
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>>34046128
Argentina is alright. I fucking hate Uruguayans so fucking much.
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why does your post also describe brazil so well? just switch out reggaeton for funk carioca
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>>34046128
Atleast you're white.
so thats something
>barber
>what did you think of last night's game?
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Whenever they start talking, just tell them you are here for a haircut, not a conversation. It shuts them up and they apologize kek
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>>34046126
GO CLEMSON!!!!!1!!!!
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not every guy is into sports. fuckers need to understand that
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ITT: brah memes
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Is the I hate niggers and kikes comment real?
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>>34046946
No but>>34046109
Is that really him in the bottom left corner
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why would you be mean to this kid
this is all he has
it's like you've internalised all the bullying and abuse you presumably experienced in school and are directing it at this kiddo because he reminds you of yourselves
Can we have a /comfy/ thread please?
But not just with pictures, with a variety of content such as flash games, musics, sounds, websites, stories, CYOA etc.
>https://www.moodica.com/weird/3
>http://weavesilk.com/
>http://dan-ball.jp/en/javagame/dust2/
>http://www.kongregate.com/games/light_bringer777/learn-to-fly-2
>https://mynoise.net/
>http://asmrion.com/
>https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/22nlra/reddit_what_are_some_great_webflash_games_to_kill/
>https://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/general-cyoa-thread.315809/
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Oldie but a goodie
https://youtu.be/F9L4q-0Pi4E
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>>34046178
That is very very nice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bn1YCClRF-g
This always felt super comfy to me
Maybe it's the memories
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CYOriginalA
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>it's the "meet familiar face at bus stop but not have anything to say other than 'hi' 'how are you' and 'I'm good'" episode
WHY IS SMALL TALK SO FUCKING HARD
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The key is to ask them questions and let them do most of the talking.
Normies love to talk about themselves so all you have to do is just pretend to be interested for a bit and throw in a couple of interjections to give the illusion of an actual two-way conversation.
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Im fully aware of the "people love talking about themselves" rule but Im constantly stumped on what to ask and afraid if theyll think Im being too pushy or try hardy by asking too much. What else do I ask other than "how's it going" or "whatre you up to" to someone I barely talk to without them thinking "wow theyre asking lots of questions, they must wanna fuck me or some shit, god, just leave me alone"??
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I think i creeped a girl this morning hard. She was waiting at the bus stop but i knew the bus wasn't coming so i asked her if she wanted to walk to the other one.
She says yeah and we go together towards the next bus stop. Everything is going well until we walk on a bridge above a freeway. It's the morning so there's a lot of traffic and the trucks are stopped. I then jokingly said we could jump onto the trucks as they were in traffic and she was like 'what...'. I Think she understood i wanted to jump onto oncoming traffic to kill myself.
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But now i don't
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>>34045784
it's alright though because i don't really give two hora's about it.
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>>34045803
hora hora hora
desu hora
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>>34045818
HORA HORA HORA FUCKING CONTENT HORA