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For as big as this area is I've never heard of many anons from this area. All Texas anons seem to be in Houston or Austin.

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201 neet here
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412 Any other Allegheny County anons?
MTL reporting in

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there was a point where we should have stopped and we have long since passed it

but let's keep going and see what happens

>>34081459
>>34082066
it's weird, wanting to have sympathy for others but ultimately realizing they're beyond helping

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>>34082088
the fuck you getting at, hitler?
if we want your normie sympathies we'll ask

>>34081424
None you piece of shit.

If you hate math then get into biology or agriculture since these are the only non-math STEM degrees unless you're counting being a codemonkey.

Or just follow your dreams/passion and major on that, like English or w/e

>>34081424
Unironically Art but only if you're
>a god
>insanely fast
>know how to abuse every shortcut that comes out
You could also try 3d but the pay is pretty mediocre. Super fun but the hours are apparently absolute shit.

>>34081424
business, obviously
but if course that would make you a soulless piece of shit

How did you pass your Swahili exams?

>>34081439
are you thinking of the nes exams? or just general college exams?

are you going to grade niggers more harshly

family would probably be sad as shit, don't think my (2) "friends" would care tho.

>>34081384
My family and friends will be sad for a bit.

Nobody off the Internet knows I exist except my landlord. I guess he would be upset he seems pretty lonely for a rich middle aged man.

If it was sudden my steam friends wouldn't know it had happened except through inferrence. If I got cancer or something and there was a process they'd probably be sad.

>>34081348
>this is what libtards actually believe

>>34081383
Their retardation and hyperbole knows no bounds. Keep swallowing that propaganda

asians are ugly and they know it.

What is your ASL, I am interested in religion, do you want me to try to convert you?

What are YOUR interests, faggot?

>>34081317

I don't know, try maybe leaving your house or something

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In for replies.

What websites do you guys stream English Dubs on? I've usually used AnimeLand or DubbedAnime, but recently they've been running like shit for me.

>>34081236
I'm a total anime pleb so of course I'm gonna rec JJBA and One Punch Man. Been plowing through Stardust Crusaders and fucking loving it.

I've heard Mob Psycho 100 and Berserk (90's version where you put your grasses on) are pretty damn fun too. First ep of Berserk is actually satisfying as hell.

>>34081236
Legend of the galactic heroes and neon genesis evangelion

>>34081225
if you're a chad post pics with timestamp

>>34081225
How'd you become more social?

>>34081225
Nice LARPing faggot

>>34081224
is it really not 2014 anymore? where'd the time go

>>34081224
I'm not a sexist. I just have zero confidence and it's just easier to avoid the opposite sex altogether.

>>34081224
I'm not. I treat everyone like a piece of shit.

Neck yourself, baka

Yeah.
> tfw out of beer
> tfw out of shit liquor
> down to the good stuff I only use on special occasions
> tfw still feel like drinking because I'm feeling particularly shitty
I wish even the middle shelf liquor wasn't 20 bucks or I'd go get some.

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>>34081232
Buy bulk shit beer
Where are you located, friendo?

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i'm sippin' on some redd's tall boys feelin pretty good right now desu

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>>34081176

Suicide from asphyxiation seems a good option, painless and peaceful, a good way to go i guess.

Mass shooting

This is not original

>>34081233
Seems like a good idea, but I'm on a bit of a budget
>>34081271
I don't want to seek attention.

>>34081121
Society is like a video game. When it first comes out, everyone sucks so it's fun to play. After it's been around for awhile though, the collective skill level is so high that it's impossible to get started as a new player because you're constantly getting shit on. This is where we're at now.

If you want proof of this, read old correspondences between people 200+ years ago. By modern standards, everyone back then was absolutely fucking autistic, but that's only because the norm in 2017 is lv.99 conversation skills. The "meta" meme is the latest iteration of this, where just being sincere is enough to put you below the skill cutoff.

To relate to your situation, you just had to talk to a piece of plastic, pretend it was a human, then find the actual human you were pretending it was. That's complex as shit. No wonder you fucked it up.

We need a new game, or at the very least a reset.

>>34081245
I know, it's bullshit. I read a book called "Winesburg, OH" from like the 1890's, and everybody there is autistic and scared of each other and upset by all the modern machines and mass-produced newspapers and shit. But they feel the same as you or me.

Then we have to be born in this stupid society with plastic phones that call the wrong pizza place, it's impossible.

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>>34081121
I'll probably have some autist sperg out at me for this but if it's worth anything, I'm a virgin
>be working in factory job
>literally not a single dateable woman in my entire plant, not even the temps
>get pissed off and download Tinder
>spend 3 days swiping and get a single match
>end up managing to get a meet up but have to drive to her uni to see her
>drive in an hour to a town I've never been to and get lost because I drive a piece of shit 94 sunbird with no GPS
>text her asking for directions
>get no response
>spend like 2 hours trying to find the building
>give up and go to Wendy's
>receive text from her while eating
>"guess its not going to work out :("
>see her walk by the window
The worst part was I could have used my data to look up directions but was too cheap to spend the connection fee.

Do you think It can read our thoughts?

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>half life concept art.jpg

>>34081098
I have no doubt whatsoever.
It can, and it is furious.

>>34081041
This is clearly gay, does that make liking traps clearly not gay?
Really baking my noodle rn

>>34081041
Is it a shop or a woman who's on hormones?

>>34081153
transman, name is buck angel