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>>34124002
The pedostach?
no thanks.

>>34124002
i have a stache but a big goatee too
kind of varg style
i trimmed the moustache a little the other day because it was impossible not to get it in my mouth and / or get food in it, no matter how careful.
tldr varg's stache is full of soup

>>34124526
Sounds cool

Originally

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>>34123938
No one owes you anything sperg

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>his end game is getting a gf
how thoroughly uninteresting

>>34123938
You are fucking retarded if you believe this meme. Charisma and confidence is literally everything, none of all that matters

>>34123925
why senpai
why do you want to kill me

>>34123937
Because...I...like you...OK

Please kill me, I can't stand living anymore.

>>34123922
Ill be your fren


I'm lonely too

>>34123922
Post info and I'll be your friend ;-;

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i want a friend to watch anime and play video games with on the weekends

>>34123891
Too late for this thread, escortbro.

>>34123891
Who is this Mallory girl you're posting all the time? A classmate you used to know? Or just some random girl?

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>"Gosh I'm so glad I met you Anon. I was beginning to worry so much that I'd never meet the kind of person I could see myself being with long-term. My friends told me to start dating around but I know I wouldn't have enjoyed that. I like to get to know people, you know? And the more I get to know you Anon, the more I realize how much left there is to know! I hope you feel the same way Anon. And I hope you can see us together for a long time to come."

[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nawNLjnOoS4 ]

I get my groceries delivered to my house.

It's wonderful.

>>34123746
I like going grocery shopping. its relaxing.
>make my way to produce, where I get all my frozen veggies and fruits.
>walk to meat dept. and grab a skinless boneless thighs family pack.
>Make my way to dairy and get some milk and eggs.
>last stop is bread aisle.
its a comfy circle walk.

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>>34123766
>had peapod deliver some groceries to my house
>all the groceries come in 6 boxes
>leave the boxes on the porch for them to pick up the next day
>roommate ends up tossing 3 of them into the bonfire because he thought they were trash
>mfw i find out they make you pay $30 for failing to return boxes

jews continuing their support of race mixing
first BLACKED
now BLEACHED

>>34123715
Shlomo's kicking it into overdrive

>>34123715
I've noticed that too; seem to becoming common here popular in Alabama. I see quite a few WM/BF couples at grocery stores.

>>34123646
>not posting your picture

This bait is so weak I can barely even see it

>>34123646
He says after using Tinder every day for a year and frequently not getting a single match for weeks on end.

I'm really afraid of getting tinder because I don't fucking know how to speak with strangers. Give me help robbits it' theonly thing I've ever asked you.

>>34123622
I can't tell if it's just photoshop, but my god this guy has beautiful eyes.

>>34123622
I'm pretty attractive too nignog

>>34123655
This.

I'd like to jam my willy into them tbch

damn me too

>tfw no gf

are you me?

>tfw no gf

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Even worse
>be me
>tfw no bf

>>34123573
i read my last conversation with a fembot so many times. i can't blame she deleted me, but i hope she will change her mind.

>>34124034
I'm starting to think I have legitimate autism or something

>fail every social interaction and make everyone hate you
>don't care, blame them for being retarded normalfags
>alone because you view everyone else as beneath you

>>34123567
why is this a meme. isn't this obvious?

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He honestly is the hero /r9k/ needs.

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schaub bIess

>>34123559
that image isn't comfy

>>34123610

nigga u srs?

>>34123610
agreed, the the angle is too close too the ground it gives me a headache

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>>34123547
at least he's rich

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>One second you're on top of the world next you're completely fucked

>>34123547
So? Isn't he like 30?

>>34123543
>tall
>muscular
>full head of hair
>beard
>9 inch penis
>6 figures salary

I-I'm in love with Anon!

>>34123543
>tall (6ft 4+)
>muscles
>lots of hair
>average penis (9 inches +)
>average income ($700,000 a year +)