>tfw no classy stache bf Men, please bring this back in style?

>>34124002
The pedostach?
no thanks.

>>34124002
i have a stache but a big goatee too
kind of varg style
i trimmed the moustache a little the other day because it was impossible not to get it in my mouth and / or get food in it, no matter how careful.
tldr varg's stache is full of soup

>>34124526
Sounds cool

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>>34124526
Same, eating sandwiches was near impossible

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>>34124002
Would you date a guy with one like pic?
I used to have a moustach but too many girls picked on me so i shaved it

>>34124776
yeah, you just end up chewing on your fucking hair before you know what's happening. nasty. looks cool though

>>34124002
Staches are in Style among turbo Hipsters and I am not meaning the handlebar Memestaches.

>>34124856
i don't even give a fuck what anyone else is doing. i know what i like and do it.
source: someone who has no contact with anybody outside of grocery store trips

>>34124002
He's gay right?

As a lifelong beard owner I can say with authority that the mustache is the worst facial hair. It's like bangs that do nothing but get in your eyes. Try taking a sip from a can, you'll pull your lip hairs out. Eat anything wet and you'll be wearing it on your lip. It's even prone to flaking and dandruff. No matter what, even with a foot-long beard, ALWAYS keep a well trimmed upper lip.

>>34125071
you were born with a beard?

>>34125071
>sneezing with a mustache

>>34124807

Yes. I'd twirl it while laying next to him in bed.

>>34125071

Beards look weird without staches though.

>>34125001

Paul F. Tompkins married a woman.