femanons, describe your crush.

>>34123543
>tall
>muscular
>full head of hair
>beard
>9 inch penis
>6 figures salary

I-I'm in love with Anon!

>>34123543
>tall (6ft 4+)
>muscles
>lots of hair
>average penis (9 inches +)
>average income ($700,000 a year +)

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As long as he doesn't pick his nose and eat it or anything it's fine.

Bumperino bangdino

>autistic
>arrogant
>spiteful
>lacks empathy
>racist
>homophobic
>misogynist
>overweight
>poor hygiene
>watches little girl anime
>dresses in dirty ugly clothes
>NEET
>lives with parents
>has several fetishes that are entirely based on fiction or fantasies (vore, inflation, giantesses etc)
>has no friends
>would call me a slut and a whore even though I'm a KHV

>>34123754
So "AND" eat it? I can just pick and flick and I'll be ok?

>>34123754
Lowest standards I've seen so far.

>average looking
>nerd
>likes anime
>may be slightly overweight
>he has no style
>he has no grace

>>34123779
I mean, if your nose generates a particular abundance of snot, then it has to go somewhere... amirite ???

>>34123814
lel, thanks for giving me a laugh anon. Even if it's bait.

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He'd be such a good father. I would just need to straighten him up a bit, you can tell he's actually a good person, he's just doing what's good for his people because he's such a good leader.

>>34123754
>As long as he doesn't pick his nose and eat it

FUCK

>>34123754
>implying you don't pick and eat your pussy boogers

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His namee is Bladee

>>34123819
Where are you from snot-girl?

>>34123856
and he's caked in makeup
are you gay?

>>34123856
If you're not bleeding you're not drain gang.

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hnnng

he somehow looked hot even when he got fat

>5'8"
>10+ years older
>skinnyfat
>smothers himself in cologne to hide bad hygiene/cigarette smoke smell
>definitely noticed him wearing the same shirt two days in a row
>want to choke myself on his unwashed kraut dick

What's wrong with me?

>short
>chubby
>dyslexic
>sweet
>caring
>fun

>>34123754
>As long as he doesn't pick his nose and eat it or anything it's fine.
fuck...

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>>34124029
this is me besides the sweet and fun part

>obese
>shy
>mean

>>34124029
I'm not dyslexic but I kind of fall flat in some life skills. I can meet the rest of the criteria.

Where are you from?

>>34123897
tru that
my angel <3

>billionaire
>spanks me when I'm bad
>8'6" or taller
>foot long cock
>listens to the same music I do
>let's me fuck whoever I want

>>34124073
only 1/3 here friendo

neither obese nor terribly mean

>tall
>red hair
>republican
>qt skinhead
That's pretty much it I guess. He seems nice

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Pale
Wears turtlenecks
Has iq of 140
Thin
Short
Albino
Cute
Blue eyes
Wears eye liner
Slouches
Really sexy desu
Really cocky. Really arrogant and dominant.

I'm n-not joking

>>34124117
>I'm n-not joking
welcome to the forever alone club

>>34124073
date me now thank you

>>34123814
Can he handstand when he needs to?

He's entirely fictional, lives in my head
I'm married to him and we have a child

>>34124313
Why don't you just play the sims? You'll get more interaction.

>>34123754
what if he considers blowing and wiping with the same square? no particular order of which first or second

>>34124326
I used to
Then my computer started getting too shitty to handle it

>>34123814
forgot
>has a funny face

>>34123778
Wow it's me, unironically.

Fuck you, slut.

>>34123543
>not a newfag
>can triforce
>frequently posts simpsons reaction images including ralph crying on the table and turning the dial switch.

He's the best.

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>lanklet
>effay
>extroverted
>manly jaw
>not a stuck up lil bitch
>likes shoegaze
>reads good lit
>can handle bantz
>good sense of humour (probably the most important one desu)
>likes retro vidya like baldur's gate
>is okay with spending an entire night listening to beach house with me
I'm in love, arcanine

>>34124114

>red hair
>skinhead

???

>>34124421
You're right. I meant it in that he listens to punk ya know. & literally he's a former skinhead

>10+ years older
>around 5'5
>blonde, light beard
>glasses
>dresses like a hipster even though he's an adult
>dislikes confrontation
>was bullied growing up
he's so qt

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>met boy at my school
>he had a crush on me
>I was too nervous to tell him I had a crush on him as well
>never got to confess
>my friends said he was a loser anyway
>five years later
>single mother sitting at home feeding my baby
>turn on TV and flip through channels
>suddenly see my crush performing in a concert live
>call up my friends
>we all go see his next show
>he doesn't even notice me
Later I saw him hanging out with Stacy. I probably could have dated him if I wanted to. He wasn't good enough for me anyway.

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>>34123814
>ywn be a part of the dk crew

Why even live

>>34124641
nicely played anon

>>34124562
Sounds exceptionally qt. He a burger?

>>34124014
>>34124414
>>34124562
posts like this are so comforting

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>>34123664
His name is Adrien Agreste

>>34123543
>good personality
>funny
>charming
>is always himself


Mainly personality. Looks are a second!

>>34124887
y-you know someone like this or you're looking?

>>34124793
no, yuropean. he looks the cutest when he has to take of his glasses to rub his eyes because they get tired. his hair is also ruffled most of the time.

>>34124117
>albino
>blue eyes
chose one

>>34123778
I only match the first half, will you still accept me?

>>34124947
Makes sense. Yuropoors are always the cutest.

>when he spazzes out for a few seconds trying to translate his response from German to English

he has rly stinky feet lol, i wanna sniff em

>>34123543
>6'5
>British
>blonde
>rich
>completely ripped
>vampire
>can stop time
>lives in Egypt

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>>34123543

It wasn't supposed to be this way.

:( picture related

>>34124922
looking desu

>they must be a nigger

>>34123754
Was putting a bogey in my mouth just as I fucking read this

>>34125051
Where are you from?

Origionalio

>>34125098
NYC the original city

>>34125122
>Completely different continent

Every time. I'm from Australia.

>>34125143
every time i see you witty cunts come on this website, i know you're going to get continent cucked.

>>34125162
I've spoken to two "femanons" from here and been ghosted by both.

Started talking to a grill from USA and I think I am also being ghosted by her too now but not so sure. No warning signs. They even said I was nice. reeee.

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>>34124641
ROASTIE BTFO'D


DIS COMMEN WUZ ORIGNIAL

>>34125192
both those girls were probably me you sad cunt

>>34123543
He is me if I were a girl.

who else /pretends to be a fembot who has a crush on them/ here?

>>34125192
>tfw no witty cunt sheila

Guess they'd all stay in their Straya cunt land, amirite mate

>>34125277
this is worse than /int/ memes

>>34125241
What were both of you "names" that you used?

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>>34125192
well sorry anon. I suck at long distant friendshios so we cant really be good friends :(


If I knew you irl then Im sure you would be my boy st male friend :)

>>34125289
but i like the australian accent, its pretty cute, specially on girls

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>>34124887

I feel like this is way too vague and I shouldn't even bother responding.

Is this what it feels like when a robot says he will be literally any girl's BF?

>short dark hair
>dark eyes
>mostly serious
>goofy side is awkward and cute
>tall
>slightly muscular
>has a really nice smell, cant really describe it
>tfw hugged him once

pls kill me

>>34124641
This triggered my nostalgia.

Top kek.

>>34124641
Tell us who it is.

We know you're a lying bitch anyway whore

>>34123778
>autistic
Ironically
>arrogant
>spiteful
>lacks empathy
>racist
>misogynist
>dresses in dirty ugly clothes
Yes

>homophobic
Strangely no.

>overweight
>poor hygiene
>watches little girl anime
>NEET
>lives with parents
>has several fetishes that are entirely based on fiction or fantasies (vore, inflation, giantesses etc)
>has no friends
>would call me a slut and a whore even though I'm a KHV
No.

>>34125570
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TIy3n2b7V9k

>>34123543
saw him in my dreams the other day

face was vague, but when we hugged it's felt real, i buried my face in his chest and he laughed :/

he was
>ottermode
>tall
>mixed
>facial hair
>likes to skateboard

>>34124641
i smell bullshit and projection.

>>34123543
>6'2 or Tall
>Bald
>Tattoos
>Semi muscular
>wears black
> <10 year age gap
>dominant

>>34125028
desu that's pretty hot. im attracted to women but im an autogynopheliac. my gf would not want to hear anything like that so i can't have any fun with it

>5'11
>6 years older
>short beard messy hair (brown)
>Healthy Weight
>From another country
>Very sweet
>Engineer (this makes him busy)
>Has friends and hobbies (not autistic)
>Drinks a lot
>Liberal
He says he loves me back but he's always busy.

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I still think Adrien is pretty hot.

And his latex outfit is mmmm desu

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Oh look, a thread where "femanons" talk about which version of Chad they want the most.

>>34125430
;(

dis very meloncollie post

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>>34126264
Does Adrien count as a Chad?

>>34126264
Where do any of these:

>>34126005
>>34124562
>>34124414
>>34124073
>>34124014
>>34123814

describe a Chad?

>>34126314
N-no, that's alright, anon. If you like Adrien go right ahead.

This thread proves without a doubt that diamond is the hardest metal known to man and that femanons are all fucking roastie degenerates and that no amount of projection can stop these feels

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>>34123543
>Much older than me, around 70
>Gemini
>Wealthy
>6'3"
>Loves baroque style
>Sharp fashion sense
>Tanned
>Clever
>Businessman

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>>34126600
I'm not a femanon Chris, just a Chat Noir enthusiast

>>34126689
Nope, anon. Be nice to JC, though, whoever she is.

>>34125430
Samantha is that you?

>tfw no southern drawl bf

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>>34123543
He doesn't exist.
I feel apathetic, and like I'll never find the right person for me after coming across duds in my day to day life. I'd rather be alone than misunderstood. I've just accepted that I'm going to be alone forever and that would have bothered me a year ago, even a month ago. But I'm different now. I wear all black and talk less. I have no feelings and no desires. I wish someone would assassinate me.

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>>34127006
It's okay, mine doesn't exist either desu

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>>34123778
I fit none of this, thank you for playing.

I'm tall (5"9), muscular (butt area only, not sure actually, maybe it's fat), very handsome (mom always reminds me about it), no smoking no drinking (mom does not give money for that).
Wanna find beautiful anones, to fuck and cuddle with.
[email protected]

>>34127571
Wow. 7 messages already.
Tommorow i will drown in pussy. Losers.

>>34123713
shit tier bait t b h

Well, it was a qt manlet grad student who barely knew I existed for awhile, but I've kind of come to realize he's a dumb beta liberal and we really do not share values/want the same things out of life at all. Still e-stalk him out of habit almost daily desu.

Now I just use my imaginary husbando Paul. He's 6'10, bear mode, super alpha, and owns a 1000 acre homestead in Montana. We're going to have 27 pure aryan babies together and save the white race. Pretty stoked desu...

>>34125583

>>homophobic
>Strangely no.

lmao thats because you're a legit cock gobbler

>>34126852
I have one but im black so you probably wouldn't be focusing on my speech at all

>>34127627
enjoy your gfs(male)

>>34123543
>any thread to do with women
always 110% board-killing cancer

if you are a woman, you should feel awful for turning everything you get involved in into a parody of itself

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>manlet
>itallian
>unhealthy obsession with childhood cartoons
>loves skeet
>likes synthwave

>he's a farter
>he eats boogies
>he eats peanut butter out of the jar
>he doesn't make 6 figures

>>34129688
SYNTH LIKES COMIC BOOKS NOT CARTOONS JESUS CHRIST GET YOUR SYNTH TRIVIA RIGHT YOU FUCKING LANKLET CELTIC CUNT

>>34123754
>tfw done it ever since I was a kid
Never saw the problem with it, plus a lifetime of doing it made it so I can also eat my own cum which makes cleanup easy when I'm too lazy, so win win. Though cum is a neutral taste, boogers taste pretty nice desu.

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>>34129688
skeet is a patrician meme stfu

>>34129786
Holy fuck it's me. <3

Oh. eats boogers. :\

>Cute messy hair
>Shitty glasses
>Ice pick shaped hole in the back of the head
im a guy btw

>>34129957
Mine is dark complexion
refined but bushy moustache
Asiatic eyes

>manlet
>/mu/
>super hot in such a way that makes it ok that hes a manlet
>nicely dressed
>quiet
>mysterious

>>34130404
i want to die btw

I will love a femanon unconditionally as long as she's:

>white
>not fat
>conservative
>doesn't do drugs or drink

Don't even care how pathetic I sound.

>>34126314
>>34126391
What is this shit and why do his name is the same as mine

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Martin Shkreli. Nerdy bad boys make my pussy wet. I just love his personality and the way he doesn't take the world seriously.

>tfw you will never play chess with Martin and then have snuggly sex while watching pokemon movies

this is suffering

>>34130426
>>34130404
you sound like a keeper, mate

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I was listening to Martin talk about sex the other day and he sounded so adorably autistic that I just wanted to grab him and shove his face in my boobies to shut him up. He kept using really clinical words. He strikes me as the kind of boy who would blush during sex.. my god, he is SO CUTE.

>>34124641
Are there really single mothers who post on 4chan?

I don't typically get crushes on people.

>ear-length brown curly hair
>about 5'9'' tall
>always wears pull-over sweatshirts
>skinny
>pale
>glasses
>student

I've never talked to him and I don't want to reveal anything else because it would get creepy.

>>34132047
It's from the song Skater Boy by Avril Lavigne, you turbo retard.

>>34124641
What song was this again

I forgot

>>34132104
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TIy3n2b7V9k

HE WAS A BOY, SHE WAS A GIRL
CAN I MAKE IT ANY MORE OBVIOUS

HE WAS A PUNK, SHE DID BALLET
WHAT MORE CAN I SAY

>>34131941
What about all of the unreleased music he's jewed? That should be in your fantasy.

You are truly slothful.

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>>34132059
Thats me except my hair is straight, I don't wear glasses, and I would consider my build to be more average rather then skinny due to multiple failed bulks.

If you are white/hispanic/asianand not fat want to be skype friends that awkwardly chat 2-3 times and then totally ignore each others existances, because deleting your skype account is too much of a hassle, except for a few times when I will message while drunk requesting nudes?

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>>34132276
It is in my fantasy. That's hot, yo. The way he trolls people gives me a massive clitoral erection.

>tfw you will never listen to unreleased love songs with martin and laugh at the losers outside who are missing out

life is pain

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Here's my crush, hes the cutest I've ever seen.
Cutie piece of cake

>>34132993
And it's Chad. Wow.

Martin doesn't seem to be swarmed by lonely girls and it surprises me. Most people either think he's scum or want his money, but you never hear chicks talk about how neat he is in general. The whole ''loose morals'' thing should appeal to girls with a thing for bad boys and girls who also have questionable morals, right? And that's common. I think.

Boys who are amoral in an intelligent way are so hard to come by.

>>34123754
Lol was doing exactly so right before reading your post. Sorry it seems we're not meant for each other.

>>34133076
>Dat skelly
>Chad
Wow, had the standards ever been lower?

>>34133076

>skinny dork in dad jeans, wiggertisms and white socks
>Chad

Kill yourself

>>34132990
I don't really pay much attention to him but I watched a stream I think it was just after Trump won, I remember him being drunk and getting all deep about appreciating music, what music meant to him and stuff. He played half of what he said was an unreleased wu tang song (not that I'd know the difference), paused it half way and put on some jayz or kanye or whatever to be a dick but afterwards he unpaused it and let it finish. Something about the way he was talking made me feel like he was actually a really nice guy with a hidden side. kek I don't even remember if I had a point to this post, but he seems like he'd be a great bro to have.

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I just want to stomp on the world with a cute boy, is that so much to ask?

>>34133150
I think he's trolling. That guy looks greasy and has a weird head, he's dweeby as heck. It's adorable, though.

>>34133150
>>34133159

It's those Chads that, while not buff or have great style, have the face for it (look at that fucking jawline you retards) and the 'confidunce' to BEE themselves.

How many of you retards are gonna say that guy is a virgin who's had no gfs? It's a fucking plain ass normie.

>>34133178
Wow Nigga, if that jawline is impressive to you, you should really lose a lot of weight.
Normie =\= Chad.

>>34133178
The face? Are you drunk? That's literally the worst thing about his body. That guy looks like he plays Magic: The Gathering and bathes twice a week at most. He's most definitely a dweeb.

Martin Shkreli also plays Magic. It's so cute. He's having a Smash Bros tournament soon but I'm too shy to participate.

>>34133204
>t. turbonormie

Leave.

>>34132993
Looks like my high school crush. You have good taste.

>>34133102
You realize he literally did nothing wrong and the entire "Martin Shkreli is an evil man who charges poor naggers 10 billion shekels for their medicine" is a buzzfeed-tier lie, right?

we can start and finish wars, we're what killed the dinosaurs

we're the asteroid that's overdue

the dinosaurs choked on the dust, they died because god said they must

the new world needed room for me and you

>>34133178
Post a picture of someone you don't consider a normie.

>>34133258
I'd post a picture of me but I don't even have a phone or camera.

>>34133248
Probably. I don't care. I don't bother to dig too deep into that stuff because if I did I think I'd get obsessed and I'm sure he doesn't want some creepy chick he doesn't even know to feel that way towards him.

Even if he's mother Theresa, his personality still gives me a boner and it's kind of hot how everyone hates him.

>>34133248
I've heard rumors of him doing other sketchy things, but it could just be more media bullshit. He strikes me as morally ''grey'', so to speak.

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>>34132993
You're either not a real femanon or you've posted him before, because I've definetly seen that pic in threads like these before.

Also from a male perpective he honestly looks like a homosexual. And I say that in the most positive way possible. Like if there was a line up of guys who like to get their ass jammed with dicks he'd be my first pick. Just looks really feminine and like someone I could fuck in the ass both figuratively and literally.

Why not just become a lesbian if this is what your into? There are more then enough girls that look just like him with their makeup off.

My crush is 2D because real men can't compete.

>is a year and a half older then me
>brown hair, kinda medium length. looks short, but he is too lazy to cut it
>can't grow full beard, usually shaves or has stubble
>5'7 about 140 lbs
>quiet and awkward, but extremely funny when its just us talking or around people he is comfortable with
>dry sense of humor
>past alcoholic, trying hard to quit
>is /lit/
>great cook
>not too sure what else he does
WHY DOESN'T HE ASK ME OUT
>

>>34133348
I think he looks like a straight guy who watches a ton of hentai and jacks off to feet. Homos tend to have better hygiene.

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>>34133365
>quiet and awkward
>WHY DOESN'T HE ASK ME OUT
maybe that's why you dumb bitch, do something about it and approach him

>>34133365
Dam, im your perfect fit, shame we're probably from too far away.
Living in South America sucks.

>>34133293
Just so long as you prefer good right wing white guys and not shit skins/non-whites.

>>34133465
Chinks are pretty cute.

>>34133512
>Wanting to give birth to a chinklet who will become a PRC agent
>Wanting your family to celebrate boring CNY rather than based Christmas

Get the fuck out of my thread.

>>34133465
I like Jews a lot. Curly haired guys are really hot. I dislike circumcision, though.

>>34133547
>not celebrating CNY, Christmas, Hannukah and Kwanzaa

nigga you gay

>>34133548
Curly hair isn't really a Jewish thing per se though. Proper Jewy looking Jews have quite ugly frizzy hair (Jewfros).

>>34133512
>Chink
Good, because there will be plenty of them in my armor when I'm done defending you, milady ; )

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>>34126600
>diamond is the hardest metal
>metal
What did he mean by this?

>>34133598
Jewfros are super hot in my book. Most jews just look like dweeby white people, don't they?

>>34133564
I have actually celebrated CNY. It's boring. No fun decorations, no cosy winter feels, aesthetic is shit, food is good admittedly but that's about it. Plus exchanges of pure cash on a quid pro quo basis rather than surprise presents that someone has actually put a lot of thought into.

Hannukah is kike shit.

Kwanzaa is made up shit for niggers.

>>34133615
Depends on the amount of European admixture versus Near Eastern.

honestly my crush in the moment looks like this:
>2yrs older than me
>long brown hair
>a little beard (0,5 cm)
>average height
>brown eyes
>kinda sporty, is a climber
>smart

>>34133656
Eurojews are the hottest.

>>34133619
CNY sounds like fun if it's not the only thing you celebrate. Then it's just ''cozy chinese food night''.

>>34133619
I hope you celebrate CNY this year, it's the perfect opportunity for cock jokes since it's the year of the cock. Fill your house with dildos

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describe what you would do if you found a naked 2 inch tall little guy, who looks like the cutest guy you could ever imagine, knocking on your door one morning. Looking for help because he had suddenly shrunk for no reason, and innocently explains no one knows he's in this situation or would ever find him.

>>34125624
>otter mode
>tall
>mixed
>facial hair
>used to skateboard
>still do occasionally

What kind of music do you listen to?

>>34134019
take pictures and immortalize myself as ''that chick who discovered an irl lilliputian''

>>34134019
THIS WOULD BE THE PERFECT OPPORTUNITY FOR FAME AND FORTUNE! I'd give him to a science lab and he'd probably have to spend the rest of his life in a hamster cage with old men watching his every move lol

>>34134019
put him in the microwave

>>34133740
>>2yrs older than me
>>long brown hair
>>a little beard (0,5 cm)
>>average height
>>brown eyes
>>kinda sporty, is a climber
>>smart

This describes my current crush pretty well, though I don't know if he is sporty or not.