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we got a young one lads
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>>34144122
>having a gun to a girl's head and demanding a nugget instead of a tendie
ewww, no thanks, don't wanna be associated with his kind.
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>>34144122
>http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-38608272
>She pushed the gun away and boarded the train, and he was later taken into custody, police say.
How the fuck do you have a gun to someone's head and let this happen?
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>>34144211
Robots are the definition of failure ots like how Elliot Roger only killed like four people and none of them were chads or stacies
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Can someone please read this out loud?
>BBBBBBBBBRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAPPPPPP
>snnnnnnnniiiiiiiiiiifffffffffff... oh yes my dear...sssssnnnnnnniiiiifffffffffff... quite pungent indeed... is that... dare i say.... eggs I smell?...sniff sniff... hmmmm... yes... quite so my darling... quite pungent eggs yes very much so... ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiffffffffffff.. aH YES... and also.. a hint of.... sniff.... cheese.... quite wet my dear.. sniff... but yes.. this will do nicely.... sniff.... please my dear.. another if you please... nice and big now....
>BBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTT
>oh yes... very good!... very sloppy and wet my dear... hmmm.... is that a drop of nugget i see on the rum?.... hmmmm.... let me... let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.....hmmmm...hmmmm... yes.. that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear... delectable... and, dare i say.... let me guess... curry for dinner?.... oh quite right I am.. aren't I?... ok..... time for a sniff.....ssssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiiiifffffffffffffffffffff....hmmmm I see... yes... yes.... curry indeed... with a hint of garlic.... the fragrance is quite notable... yes.... onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.... hmmmm yes.. quite delectable...
>BBBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTTTT
>Oh I was not expecting that... that little gust my dear... you caught me off guard... yes... so gentle it was though... hmmm let me taste this little one.. just one small sniff....ah... ssssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiifffffffffff.. and yet... so strong... yes.. the odor.. sniff snifff... hmmm is that.. sniff... hmm.. i can almost taste it my dear... yes... just... sniff.. a little whiff more if you please my dear sssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffffffff.. ah yes i have it now.. yes quite.. hhhmmmmm delectable my dear.. quite exquisite yes... i dare say... snifff... the most pungent one yet my dear... sssssssnniiifffff yes my dear
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>>34144113
http://vocaroo.com/i/s00OZRAPasKC
i"m an actual retard but here you go
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>>34144497
>actually saying brap instead of playing a sound clip
i like the dedicationj
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dev i wish you'd disconnect from all online activity forever
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>be woman
>feel the needs to take your shoes off and walk barefoot everywhere
Why do they do this?
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>>34144100
because shoes make your feet smell
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>>34144100
Because they buy shoes that look good, not shoes that are comfortable to walk in.
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maybe the like all the male attention
any r9k approved movies?
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>>34144086
You, me, and Dupree
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Poop Fiction .
Oreo
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The Bridge (2006)
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>beta posts a picture of 'Chad'
>it's some blockheaded almond eyed "Ayran" underwear model in a v-neck
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>>34144020
Hey OP, why don't you post a picture of Chad then, FAGGOT.
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>>34144143
I am heterosexually attracted to men so it won't be a homosexual /pol/ copycat fantasy. Only things you people want to see are Chad and BBC
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>>34144218
HAHA you can't find a picture, FAGGOT. We all know who Chad is, stop playing dumb OP. Faggot.
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/cwt/ - Comfy Waifu Thread
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Hi everyone! Another Saturday, another Comfy Waifu Thread.
What have you guys been up to lately? It's my birthday in a few days and my waifu's birthday tomorrow, so I've had that to look forward to.
Hope you all are doing okay, snuggle your waifu to keep them warm in this cold weather, or maybe get her a fan if you live in Australia or Florida or something.
As always, keep it nice and keep it /comfy/.
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>>34143968
>It's my birthday in a few days and my waifu's birthday tomorrow, so I've had that to look forward to.
Congratulations in advance OP.
>Hope you all are doing okay, snuggle your waifu to keep them warm in this cold weather.
Funny you should say that. It's snowing like crazy here. already 3'4 feet with snow. It's gonna be a hell to work on Monday.
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>>34143968
Got a couple of pics made, just commissioned another. I've mostly been thinking about a lot of waifu things and doing my best, to let her do what she does best - making me happy.
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habby birdday op.
im very cold though
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WHY IS THERE ALWAYS A MUSTY SMELL IN MY ROOM I VACUUM CLEAN MY SHITS DO MY LAUNDRY BUT THERES ALWAYS A LINGERING SMELL REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>34143901
Quit cumming directly onto the carpet
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>>34144009
This. You're a fucking animal Op!
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it's just your natural musk as a fat, disgusting robot anon, no cure for it
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Where can I find white girls who like Asian guys?
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In the fantasy world built by r/asianmasculinity
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Statistically? You probably won't. Even if you're a 6'4" Chang Thunderwang they probably won't like you because society has memed Asian men into being literally worthless as anything other than beta providers.
You might be able to find a fat, greasy weeaboo girl.
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some sort of small vagina support group?
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Back to the old thread.
1. Women don't care about looks you just have to be a good guy.
2. Let your submissive gf know that you enjoy Ballbusting and its the best pleasure she can give you.
3. Domme girls implies that they hurt you cuz they like being in control and hurting you, a submissive gf will Ballbust you within limits and not push past what you are comfortable with
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Thus submissive Ballbusting girls are pretty fun cuz it forces them out of character
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>>34143980
This desu.
After she kicks you and she's all "oh my god are you okay?" - that's awesome. There's something about a girl acknowledging her own ability to hurt me that really tingles my wingle.
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>>34144095
Not only that but first time kickers say... Are you sure... OK here I come - super light kick- are you OK? Was that too much? No? Can I try again?
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>Are you going to school?
>Do you have a girlfriend?
>You still live with your parents?
Let me give you a nickles worth of free advice, Anon. When anyone asks you questions like these, nine times out of ten, they already know the answer. They ask this because they're things normies to be doing at your age and can smell that you are not a normie. So they start to probe to see whats 'wrong' with you.
If you can't ignore them give them a curt no and move the fuck out, possibly ignore them as much as possible.
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Let me help you bros out with answering these loaded questions!
>are you going to school
You should begin your response with a snort. Declare your disinterest in participating in the fleecing of america by paywalled knowledge hoarders and claim to be studying on your own time, devising a great plot to overturn their cancerous grip.
>do you have a girlfriend
Your life is war. You are a soldier. There is no time for girlfriends. Barely time for comrades in arms. Perhaps once the world is cleansed...
>You still live with your parents?
Only as a matter of survival!
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>>34143827
>school
Haha yeah, tough shit. Still a bit undecided but I'm looking into mathematics, thinking I want to get into a STEM field like my dad did
>girlfriend
Well, we're kinda on and off. Idk. There used to be a time when we couldn't be separated but I guess people change.
>parents
Really? Of course not. I dorm at the uni, but I'm thinking of getting a place to live with some mates. Just a little gig, until we can support ourselves. What do you think? Would you do it?
>it's a robot doesn't know how to manipulate people into thinking he's a normie episode
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>>34143827
HA HA MLP
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Is this anime gril right?
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>>34143784
Absolutely correct, though few women could articulate this point that well.
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Yes, but the guy shouldn't have tried in the first place.
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>>34143784
>inb4 the grill actually goes out with the boi anyway
RREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ANIME STOP PLS
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>born 1996
>so many porn stars now that are the same age or even younger than me
>think about all the normal girls my age who are riding the dick carousel now
>be intimidated because 0 sexual experience so far
why is life like this
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>>34143763
Ayy you're me.
'96
0 sexual experience
Had this same thought not too long ago
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just do what i did, get stupidly drunk at every party you go to, and you may get laid by some random chick. when she asks why you're so bad at fucking you can just play it off as being too drunk
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>>34143763
Western society is degenerate and slut culture is the norm now. You have no reason to be tortured by this, anon. It's horrible but it won't change until it changes.
>Just go up to her and talk! The worst thing that can happen is that she'll say no!
ITT: We post worse things that can happen
>she laughs audibly and loudly, people stare at you
>she tells her friends afterwards, some of whom might know who you are. They spread the story and you become known as a loser.
>someone films it and puts it on the internet
>the person who told you to "just go for it" is setting you up for a prank (which might also include filming)
>she gets incredibly angry that someone like you (loser) would even have the audacity to hit on someone like her (normie)
>you'll shit your pants and humiliate yourself
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don't forget
>she screams rape and your life is ruined
that's my favorite one.
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>>34143710
>The memory of rejection still haunts me years later, costing me hours of sleep
>Curl into a ball wondering what the FUCK I was thinking, why the FUCK I thought I had a chance, how the FUCK I thought it was a good idea to try
>Wish I could go back in time and shoot myself before I'd tried
How do normies live with this?
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>>34143831
That's the thing, normies have selective memory. They can just forget the whole thing and move on, as if nothing happened
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/b/ why am i such a faggot ? i spend money on premium pornhub account just to watch gay porn and fap every 2 hours , my dad will disown me and my mother will kill herself , im 21 unemployed and hopeless , im gay as fuck and pop a boner if i see a 12yo kid walking in the street , which is rare because i never get out , i depend on my parents completely , browse 4chan daily ,tried to suck my own dick and ended up almost biting my 4 inch cock off , should i just kill myself ?
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>paying for porn
that's how I know it's b8
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i even failed at chosing the right board
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Ever noticed the similarities between Jesus Christ and immunity cat?
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*sips coffee*
Fucking pathetic wagecuck
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>>34143638
This.*sips coffee*
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>>34143638
You know you're not satisfied with your life.
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>tfw too intelligent to save for a car