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Anonymous
2017-01-15 10:11:00 Post No.34170085
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Anonymous 2017-01-15 10:11:00 Post No. 34170085 [Report] [View this topic]

can any girl talk to me ? I am going fucking crazy and I need someone to get me back to reality

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Anonymous 2017-01-15 10:12:16 Post No.34170115
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The reality is no girl will talk to you.

Anonymous 2017-01-15 10:14:10 Post No.34170165
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you were born to die alone. this is our curse.
live with it.

Anonymous 2017-01-15 10:15:00 Post No.34170191
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>>34170115
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadasdsaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
AAAAAAAAAA IM GOING CRAZY AAAAAAAAAA DSADASFASDSA

Anonymous
2017-01-15 10:10:37 Post No.34170075
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Anonymous 2017-01-15 10:10:37 Post No. 34170075 [Report] [View this topic]

>no fap: day 0

~~again~~

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Anonymous 2017-01-15 10:12:29 Post No.34170121
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>>34170075
I CLENCH MY FISTS AND BEAT IT
I LIGHT MY TORCH AND BURN IT
I AM THE BEAST I WORSHIP

Anonymous 2017-01-15 10:18:00 Post No.34170269
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Anonymous 2017-01-15 10:18:00 Post No.34170269 [Report]

I'm on day 3 of 30

Anonymous 2017-01-15 10:19:29 Post No.34170308
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>>34170121
5 days here.
I have staved off some nice asses

Anonymous
2017-01-15 10:06:43 Post No.34169976
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Anonymous 2017-01-15 10:06:43 Post No. 34169976 [Report] [View this topic]

>sperg gf keeps picking her nose and eating it

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Anonymous 2017-01-15 10:15:07 Post No.34170194
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>tfw no gf to pick your noses together

Anonymous 2017-01-15 10:16:13 Post No.34170218
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>>34169976
Single Master Race

Anonymous 2017-01-15 10:16:44 Post No.34170225
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>>34169976
>tfw Stacy picks her nose and eats it in class but no one dares to say anything.

Anonymous
2017-01-15 10:06:11 Post No.34169959
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Anonymous 2017-01-15 10:06:11 Post No. 34169959 [Report] [View this topic]

Come on guys why did this happen, i thought we were better than this

>INB4 some of you mongrels would defend this

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Anonymous 2017-01-15 10:10:15 Post No.34170065
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The internet never fails to amaze me

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>>34169959
it was for science

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its called science OP
someone has to do it

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2017-01-15 10:05:58 Post No.34169952
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Anonymous 2017-01-15 10:05:58 Post No. 34169952 [Report] [View this topic]

>"Dad, I need to tell you something. I'm... gay. Do... do you hate me?"

How does /r9k/ respond in this situation?

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Anonymous 2017-01-15 10:06:34 Post No.34169970
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the hell you are.

im taking u to a whore house.

Anonymous 2017-01-15 10:07:17 Post No.34169991
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>>34169952
I don't care as long as you aren't the bottom and you still have blood related children of your own.

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>>34169952
Hes my son and I love him regardless and it also means I had sex and I'm not a virgin anymore.

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2017-01-15 10:04:47 Post No.34169919
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Anonymous 2017-01-15 10:04:47 Post No. 34169919 [Report] [View this topic]

>first drink after a week sober

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Anonymous 2017-01-15 10:05:23 Post No.34169935
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>>34169919
>first 5 drinks after a week sober

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>>34169935

>Downing 6 shots of rum in quick succession on an empty stomach

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>>34169919
i had a pint of beer at 6am before work and havent been sober in 10 years

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2017-01-15 10:01:34 Post No.34169841
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Anonymous 2017-01-15 10:01:34 Post No. 34169841 [Report] [View this topic]

>american
>no insurance
>want to go to a doctor
>can't because it costs too much

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Anonymous 2017-01-15 10:03:27 Post No.34169882
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>NEET
>no job
>want money
>get NEETbux

Anonymous 2017-01-15 10:03:28 Post No.34169884
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What do you propose, socialized medicine? Good luck getting that through the God Emporer's administration

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>>34169884
Maybe if Bernie didn't get kicked to the curb. I guess I'll just have to die.

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Anonymous 2017-01-15 09:55:10 Post No. 34169704 [Report] [View this topic]

>*from across the street* HEY!
>*running over to you* HEY! YEAH YOU!
>*catches up to you* Hey there sorry to yell over to you. This is going to sound weird but my name is Shane Diesel and I'm a porn actor.
>We're actually doing a shoot in that building upstairs but my co star just called in sick. I saw you from across the street and thought you would be the perfect replacement for him.
>We'll pay you $500 to just come up there for a couple hours and help us out. Don't worry it's not much work and I promise it will be fun haha!
>Well like I said, you don't have to do that much. We're shooting a cuckold scene so you basically have to sit there and just watch. At the end we may need you to help with the clean up like the lights, mics, my cum in her pussy, and the cameras.
>So what do you say buddy? We're really desperate here.

wat do?

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Anonymous 2017-01-15 09:56:10 Post No.34169719
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>>34169704
Sure I would love to help Shane!

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>>34169704
>paying $500 to the guy who sits in the corner
>accepting money to take part in kike-owned degeneracy

Anonymous 2017-01-15 10:04:27 Post No.34169908
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>>34169704
Pretty funny thread.

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Anonymous 2017-01-15 09:54:02 Post No. 34169684 [Report] [View this topic]

Is this something I should be concerned about?

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Anonymous 2017-01-15 09:55:13 Post No.34169705
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Anonymous 2017-01-15 09:55:13 Post No.34169705 [Report]

>>>/ck/ nope

Anonymous 2017-01-15 09:55:38 Post No.34169714
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Anonymous 2017-01-15 09:55:38 Post No.34169714 [Report]

uh oh! you friccin moron

Anonymous 2017-01-15 09:56:58 Post No.34169735
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Anonymous 2017-01-15 09:56:58 Post No.34169735 [Report]

the pop top can is designed for today's hobo on the go, that's all.

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2017-01-15 09:48:35 Post No.34169569
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Anonymous 2017-01-15 09:48:35 Post No. 34169569 [Report] [View this topic]

You ever get the feeling your mom wants to fuck you?

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>>34169569
If I had an attractive mom it would be nothing to wonder about , I don't see anything wrong with incest. As long it is consensual and never forced and birthcontrol is used then why not.

Anonymous 2017-01-15 09:53:56 Post No.34169680
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Someone told me this show was a robot show, but the first episode some stacey sits in his lap, stacies invite him out to a club, and even his teacher gives him the fuck me eyes.

How the fuck is this a robot show?

Anonymous 2017-01-15 09:57:13 Post No.34169748
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>>34169569
All moms do
They are overflowing with oxytocin in their pregnancy+postnatal era, and you are the most important object that brain connects feelings to

It is hard for them to understand or make sense of it because the immense stigma, but yeah

Corvax (ID: !!nUGHXUjhabC)
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Corvax (ID: !!nUGHXUjhabC) 2017-01-15 09:46:13 Post No. 34169518 [Report] [View this topic]

>first time playing Kirby in a long while
>actually having fun.

boys I must say, this game will bring you joy.
also mods are niggers.

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Anonymous 2017-01-15 09:46:58 Post No.34169535
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>>34169518
Super Star Ultra is GOAT

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Anonymous 2017-01-15 09:47:04 Post No.34169536 [Report]

This /v/ topic though. Mods are in the right to remove

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>>34169518
>also mods are niggers.
This why do mod always remove robots wants to talk about things?

Anonymous
How do we fix /r9k/ ? 2017-01-15 09:45:04 Post No.34169494
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How do we fix /r9k/ ? Anonymous 2017-01-15 09:45:04 Post No. 34169494 [Report] [View this topic]

Listen up /r9k/ we need to fix the NEET problem.
How do we make the betas go away and we return /r9k/ to its original purpose : an imageboard that produces OC.

This board is unique : no shitposting, no topic, everything goes granted it's original but instead it has become an autism safe space for losers around the world.

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Anonymous 2017-01-15 09:46:31 Post No.34169523
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>>34169494
I feel you 100% OP I miss the days when this board was filled with OC instead of NEET losers.

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>>34169494
>Listen up /r9k/ we need to fix the NEET problem.
>How do we make the betas go away
>it has become an autism safe space for losers around the world.

Go back to Ie reddit faggot

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>>34169555
>when newfags don't even know how this board used to be before NEETs infested it.

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Nutmeg high 2017-01-15 09:41:21 Post No.34169414
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Nutmeg high Anonymous 2017-01-15 09:41:21 Post No. 34169414 [Report] [View this topic]

Is the nutmeg high real or just a meme?

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Anonymous 2017-01-15 09:43:41 Post No.34169462
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Anonymous 2017-01-15 09:43:41 Post No.34169462 [Report]

It's real but it will kill you

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Anonymous 2017-01-15 09:44:04 Post No.34169476 [Report]

just a meme. and if you take enough to get high you'll just get sick as well. It's not worth trying either way.

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>>34169414
It's real but it can make you really nauseous and is a real struggle to get through.

Just buy real drugs.

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Anonymous 2017-01-15 09:40:58 Post No. 34169402 [Report] [View this topic]

>*clip clop clip clop clip clop clip clop*
>"HEY WHITE BOY!"
>*You turn around*
>"HHHhhhhhMmmMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHggggggghO"

~~original~~

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>>34169402
what he doesn't know is that I too, can throat sing.

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Anonymous 2017-01-15 09:42:01 Post No.34169430 [Report]

Don't you ever post this shit again you fucking hear me

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Anonymous 2017-01-15 09:43:20 Post No.34169456 [Report]

Cry because I'll never be a member of the Turanic race.

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Anonymous 2017-01-15 09:35:59 Post No. 34169285 [Report] [View this topic]

Very comfy Discord server only for true robots and betas. Share no gf feels. Normies stay out!

https://discord.gg/KB7DZ

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Anonymous 2017-01-15 09:52:19 Post No.34169643
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Great server, OP! We just need more people and then the party can get started.

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>>34169285
This ~~server sounds comft af tbqh~~.

Anonymous 2017-01-15 10:04:35 Post No.34169911
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>chan culture outside chans

No thx its just a bunch of cunts with anime prof pics spouting memes for months and competing on who's edgier

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