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>*from across the street* HEY!
>*running over to you* HEY! YEAH YOU!
>*catches up to you* Hey there sorry to yell over to you. This is going to sound weird but my name is Shane Diesel and I'm a porn actor.
>We're actually doing a shoot in that building upstairs but my co star just called in sick. I saw you from across the street and thought you would be the perfect replacement for him.
>We'll pay you $500 to just come up there for a couple hours and help us out. Don't worry it's not much work and I promise it will be fun haha!
>Well like I said, you don't have to do that much. We're shooting a cuckold scene so you basically have to sit there and just watch. At the end we may need you to help with the clean up like the lights, mics, my cum in her pussy, and the cameras.
>So what do you say buddy? We're really desperate here.
wat do?
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>>34169704
Sure I would love to help Shane!
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>>34169704
>paying $500 to the guy who sits in the corner
>accepting money to take part in kike-owned degeneracy
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>>34169704
Pretty funny thread.
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>>34169704
>nigger running over to me from across the street
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How would your life change if you had Shane's dick?
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>"y'all niggas weed? shit son, I'd do it of the experience."
>"500 dollaroonies is good enough for me though."
>Heads up to porn shoot to realize it's your degenerate sister getting blushed and loosed up
>She looks at you
>"Oliver!?"
>Shane interjects
>"you know this little nigga, stacy?"
>"He's my brother, SHANE"
>"HOL' UP. WE GOT A STORY ON OUR HANDS. GET THE SCRIPT WRITERS OVER HERE MY NIGGA"
>"LISTEN HERE LIL NIGGA." we will pay you 2000 dollars to watch your sister get fucked in this scene"
>"aight so the writers came up with some shit right here. Your sister is the slave masters daughter, and you are his son..."
Would you accept?
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>>34169704
>So what do you say buddy? We're really desperate here.
I'm not your buddy, guy
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>>34169704
Well shit, who could say no to that enthusiasm?
I'm your man, Shame-, I mean Shane.
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>>34170143
do I have his ED?
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>>34169704
Not gonna work bud, first off my dick is roughly the same size as yours. I'll come shot the scene with you but I'm gonna destroy that bitch in front of you, then you are gonna clean up my mess while I destroy your nigga ass from behind while violently tanking your balls you nigger
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>>34170777
>roughly
lol
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>>34169704
sign me up.
are there any extra bonus's or... perks I can get?
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>>34169704
I'm not that desperate for the cash Mr Vin Diesel. Sorry and I wish you all the best.
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>>34170143
I wouldn't be able to get hard.
I'd rather have Chris Diamond or Mandingo's dick
Danny D is sort of weird looking and lex is semi hard and not that big anyway
there's the new nigger dude, he has a pretty big dick too
hmmmm
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>>34169704
>"Actually, there's one thing, Shane. Please strike the 500 bucks, the honour of watching it pay enough."
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>>34169704
>sorry to yell over to you
fucking beta. i'll cuck him
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>>34169704
>Few hours
>500
Naw I'm good
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>>34170830
he'll let you tear upthe craft services table
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>>34169704
Is it just me or am I the only one who watches porn Ironically? I just think this dude is pretty funny with his stupid fat limp gummy dick flopping all over the place
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