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>"Dad, I need to tell you something. I'm... gay.

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>"Dad, I need to tell you something. I'm... gay. Do... do you hate me?"

How does /r9k/ respond in this situation?
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the hell you are.

im taking u to a whore house.
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>>34169952
I don't care as long as you aren't the bottom and you still have blood related children of your own.
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>>34169952
Hes my son and I love him regardless and it also means I had sex and I'm not a virgin anymore.
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there's no way my son would be this handsome
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>>34169952
"Well son, I thought I was a faggot at your age too, but that was before the great revolution when the ethnostate was created. Come, let us read some Evola and all will be made clear."
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>>34169952
explains a lot actually son.
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>>34170035
Shut the fuck up

oreganilo
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boy, im a beat the gay out of you.
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>>34169952
Of course I hate you, son. It has nothing to do wit your being gay, though.
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>>34169952
Anon, you come from a long line of faggots
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>>34169952
Get the fuck out of my house queer
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>>34169952
only one way to know for sure

*unzips dick*
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>>34169952
>Get on your knees
>say please
>lick my dick cheese
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>>34170060
Then your son tackles you to the ground and easily overpowers you since you are a beta loser. He then proceeds to "teach you a lesson" he savagely butt fucks you until you cum.
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>>34169952
I hate you son but my dick is throbbing. Time to learn what being a real faggot is. Then proceed to rape
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>>34170064
>>34170080
These ones fucking destroyed me
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>>34169952
Yes oragami oregamo
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How the hell did I even have you when I'm gay myself?
Still hate you though, just for being a Chad faggot and an idiot.
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>>34170090

found the gay poster beat by his dad
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its ok if he doesnt end up being a man-whore. basically the same as a daughter.
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>>34169952
Cool become rich doing something in clothing or some shit and pay for my early retirement

>kid is the gay
>be supportive
>tell him to b himself
>makes clothing
>becomes wealthy
>takes care of his loving supportive pop
>quit working
>...
>profit
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>>34169952
I mean I figured as much, son. Look at ya.

As long as you aren't a pussy, you're alright in my book.
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>>34170106
must feel good to be new.
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Hi gay, I'm dad.
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"Hi gay, I'm dad."
Somehow not shiggydiggy
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>>34169952
was that supposed to be a secret? your mother and i have been joking about what a colossal homo you are since you were like 8 lmao
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>>34169952
I don't care really. You do not have to come out just because of this shit. Making a scene because you learned you are gay is just ridiculous.
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>>34170185
Yes. The young enthusiasm of someone who actually responds positively to comments that were interesting to that person... Good times... Good times... Soon he too will posting "OP is a fag", "tits or GTFO", "KYS faggot", etc. Soon he too will be... changed. The joy of life - gone. All what will be left in his empty shell of a once-fun-loving person will be disdain, disgust and contempt. As is tradition. This is the /b/ way. This has always been the /b/ way. This will always remain the /b/ way. Cancer cannot be cured, it can be made dormant, but it has always been and always will remain here, in /b/.
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>>34170055
I didn't say anything, these are words on a screen, not speech.
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>>34170397
>I didn't say anything, these are words on a screen, not speech.

NO NO NO, IT WASNT SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN LIKE THIS
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>>34170361
>Yes. The young enthusiasm of someone who actually responds positively to comments that were interesting to that person... Good times... Good times... Soon he too will posting "OP is a fag", "tits or GTFO", "KYS faggot", etc. Soon he too will be... changed. The joy of life - gone. All what will be left in his empty shell of a once-fun-loving person will be disdain, disgust and contempt. As is tradition. This is the /b/ way. This has always been the /b/ way. This will always remain the /b/ way. Cancer cannot be cured, it can be made dormant, but it has always been an always will remain here, in /b/.
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>>34169952
Nigga how u get in here white boi
Git cuz I finna cap yor ass faggot nigga
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>>34169952
I would of course suck his dick
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Fine son, don't care if you take it up the ass. Just make sure I go to a good retirement home boy.
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>>34169952
Whatever makes him happy. As long as he doesn't date blacks and somehow provides me with a grandchild, we're good.
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POWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

UNLIMITED POWAAAAAAAAAA
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>>34170020
This, sadIy
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>>34170361
I'm not new tho
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>you're no son of mine
>*pulls out pistol*
>pick a god and pray
>*puts a round between his gay eyes*
>Try sucking another man's dick now you fucking stupid bastard
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