>first drink after a week sober

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>>34169919
>first 5 drinks after a week sober

>>34169935

>Downing 6 shots of rum in quick succession on an empty stomach

>>34169919
i had a pint of beer at 6am before work and havent been sober in 10 years

>>34169978
thanks for reminding me i havent eaten today.

>>34169919
>new guy at work
>comes off as pretty robot
>tells me he used to be a bad alcoholic
>lately he always shows up late smelling of vomit and complaining of stomach aches
>boss confided in me 'if he keeps showing up like this, he's gone'
>he keeps showing up wasted but able to keep it together
>dont really feel its my place to tell him to shape up or chance getting fired
I mean, fuck dude, when you have a 5 am shift or show up to unload the truck, maybe don't come in smelling like Boris Yeltsin and Oksana Bayul.
You're the only robot coworker I have there, fag

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>parents disallowed me to be drunk anymore

>>34170089
>only robot you have there
>not your place to warn him
You're the fag.

Im drunk and want something to do! Should i go for a walk or rob a store? Im down for anything right now.

>>34169978
I do this all the time, gets me drunker quicker