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Some normalfag told me to go outside, am now outside and very little is different, please advise

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>tfw you're an incest baby
Kill me please.

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Will this site ever acknowledge the existence of women on the internet?

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You might not like it, but this is the epitome of male beauty. This is what you should be striving for lads.

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I just spent ages writing a post for the anon who accidentally liked a friend's photo on Facebook while fapping, and I refuse to just delete it

DAMAGE CONTROL OPTIONS IF YOU EVER ACCIDENTALLY LIKE A PHOTO ON SOCIAL MEDIA WHILE JERKING OFF TO IT:

>1. Leaving the like, but also adding a comment complimenting her looks
This way it doesn't seem like you're hiding anything. Don't overthink it, just put "nice!", or any upbeat compliment in three words or less.

>2. Liking multiple of her photos
Just to make it seem like you were just checking out her whole profile. Any normal straight dude would like the bikini photos. Perfect if she's tagged in the photo, because then you wouldn't necessarily have had to rummage through her albums to find it.

>3. Liking multiple photos from multiple people in the same class.
Obviously so it seems like you were just casually checking out your classmates. If she tells someone about the weird guy who liked her bikini photo yesterday, then maybe that friend will go "oh yeah he liked my pictures too" and she won't think more of it.

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Would you be a female's sex slave?

Even if it meant being demeaned and basically owned by another human?

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How do I ask a girl I've met on the internet and wants my dick for a picture of her without ruining the moment? I don't wanna agree to meet her without knowing what she looks like.

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Alright, you guys. What the fuck is their endgame, and why are we not talking about them right now? 2016 is about to end, and something tells me that these bastards'll do whatever it takes to strengthen their grip around the throats of the free peoples of the world in the coming year.

For the unenlightened among us, here's a quick rundown of what we know about these dastardly fucks.

Strong ties to the French prime minister; evidence to suggest that they influence his every move, pushing for policies meant to weaken the nation's moral fabric so that they might rule over them without difficulty
Belong to an ancient bloodline which has been associated with royalty and untold power
Evidence which suggests that the Rothschilds are operating under their supervision
Own DNA editing research facilities throughout the world
Extensively funding NASA research regarding sustainable life on Mars
Rumored to possess psychic abilities and are said to have IQs upwards of 200
Largely believed to be in contact with alien life forms

Again, my question is, where in the fuck is all of this headed, and how can they be stopped? SHOULD they be stopped?

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>you're still a virgin? Hop in, anon. I know a few girls who would love to make you into a man.

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After 21 years of nothing, a woman has shown interest in me

But I'm not particularly attracted to her. Is it okay for me to enter a relationship halfheartedly? Is that toying with her emotions, or

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>go to doctor
>he tells me my digestion problems are caused by eating too fast and not chewing my food enough
>he literally said "stop eating like a dog"

I've not been this embarrassed in years

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OK guys, who's your favorite robot band?

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i collect my own earwax ask me anything

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It must be tough as a woman having to deal with unrealistic standards of beauty.

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>tfw she learns you have a micropenis