>go to doctor >he tells me my digestion problems are caused

L0lo

>>34194788
What's so embarrassing about that? Stop fucking scarfing food down like you haven't ate in days is all he's saying.

>>34194788
my friend and his son both to do that, but they're niggers, so, I mean I guess it's expected.

its sounds so fucking disgusting though.

get well soon, pupper

>>34194788
>I've not been this embarrassed in years

Are you that sensitive?

>>34194788
maybe you should be more embarassed by being such a fat fuck

seriously though, that might have been really insensitive of him but he is just trying to give me a wake up call, rudeness definitely works on me

>>34194788
what kind of digestive problems OP? I eat like a starving dog too and I have no idea why. done it all my life. explains why I'm so fat.

>>34195068
Just bad digestion and constant stomach pains and gas

>eat rice too fast
>stomach cramps and feels like im going to die
>return to normal after 30 seconds

its a strange feel

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>>34194788

See the bright side: you now have a solution to one of the many problems plaguing your life.

I've suffered for years and only recently fund a drug which appease my stomachache. My life may be shit, but it's now less painful.

>>34194845
As a black man, I was about to be offended and post something racist back to get you ofays in a tizzy but I can't lie, black people are disgusting eaters. I don't know wtf it is that makes us eat that way.

>>34195695
Not all of them, keak my sneak.

My weedman has exceptional manners and is very well spoken.

But yeah, I tell my nigga "What the fuck, you eat like you'll never see food again."

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>>34194788
>stop eating like a dog

HAHAHAHA. I KEKED
Thanks anon for the laugh