>you're still a virgin? Hop in, anon. I know a few girls

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That's the dream situation
>had a chad friend in highschool who wingmanned to help me get my first and only kiss
>tfw no chad friend anymore

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>>34194833
>hops in car
Where we going Mr handsome man?

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W-why don't you make me into a girl instead?

>>34194833
I already am a man, fuck off, I don't need to fuck a whore to be one.

>>34194931
Y-yea then we'd have a girl heer.

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>>34194931

Talking like that, you already are.

That man has some gay fucking eyebrows, holy fucking shit. That hair and beard are way over-done too. I mean, he's handsome, but he'd be more handsome if he didn't look so... I dunno, artificial? What kind of man does his fucking eyebrows?

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>>34194833
>tfw no chadbro to get one of his girls to pity-fuck you

You hate Chad until you hang with Chad

Chad is based af

>>34195028
Fuck off beta , there's no such a thing as a "Chad" there are people, this site is eating your brain

>>34195054
>Gives someone into trouble for using the word Chad
>Whilst at the same time using the word beta
sounds like you should take your own advice bubbo

>>34195054
Fuck off retard, there's no such a thing as a "beta" there are people, this site is eating your brain

>>34195082
Submissive=beta

It's a simple word, though i agree that 4channers edgy kids use it wrong all the time because by beta they mean to say outcasts, which is not what beta means

>>34194833
>Tfw there's actually cool chads in existence.

>>34194833
O-Okay Chad...

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>more chad apologists arriving everyday

>>34194982
A male model like he is.

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>>34194833

"So Chad introduced us to this weirdo"

>>34195136
>implying there's anything wrong with Chad
Real Chad isn't an asshole, why do you think he's so popular?

>>34195132
Chad is a man after all, if he were female there'd be no way he could ever be cool.

>>34195166
There both good people who easily get the girl and bad people that easily get the girl, like for all types of people.

The only obviously very attractive guy who easily got girls that I've known is the only guy in class who actively tried to humiliate me, insult me, spit on my face, beat me, etc, an asshole through and through, though I'm sure there are also attractive guys who are nice, stop making dumb generalizations

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>>34195166
>board has shills for pua & blacked
>now has posters touting the glory of chad

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You know what I wonder?

How much of people like OPs pic is down to genetics and how much is down to putting a lot of effort into appearance.

I know there's a limit, but is it conceivable fora 5/10 to go to a 8/10 by putting in lots of effort?

>>34195265
OP is mostly genetic, doesn't even look particularly fit

can someone tell me how Chad became a Chad? thanks.
t. Vlad

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If you were a girl, would you hop in the chad's car or would you date the male equivalent of you?

>>34195166
He is popular because he is hot. Even men know when a male is attractive and respect him

>>34194833
Sure, where are we going chad-dono

>>34195309
I'd probably date me if I was a bit taller.

>>34195309
I'd date me, 6'1, attractive, fit, wears good clothers, chill but passionate, good at Uni, great taste in literature

>>34195309
I'd date the male equivalent of me ofcourse, my horse.

>know chad that's always fucking different girls and going out
>start to become friends with him
>finally good bros
>he gets gf and stops going out, just invites me to be third wheel

Fuck this gay earth

>>34195163
This would be it pretty much. He would suddenly understand why I'm still a virgin and we'd drift apart because he'd realize I'm irreparable and will never be a bro like him and his other Chad friends. My already shabby reputation would be demolished by the experience because anybody who knew Chad would hear about how not even he could get me laid. I would become an outcast and I would be even less respected as a man than I already am.

This will happen to me soon.

>>34195265
LOSE WEIGHT
Seriously, you can gain easily 2 or even points by losing weight. Go over on /fit/ and ask around, they'll show you tons of examples of people losing weight and their face looks dramatically more attractive.

>>34195265
>le lose weight

>>34194833

and then I woke up.. nggh

>>34196021

>Lose weight

I'm 6ft & 113 lbs. I don't have any more weight to lose.

>>34195109
Dominant = Chad

It's a simple word, though I agree that you're clinically retarded and should probably get off 4chan and back onto your meds.

>>34194982
>gay fucking eyebrows
He does drive a mustang, so go figure.

God damn. How do people like that even exist? They must be extreme rarities.

>>34195265
>>34196021
>tfw underweight
>tfw reasonably clear face
>tfw /fa/ haircut and clothes
I'm just ugly, and nothing can change that. the most I could do is get /fit/ but I don't enjoy working out and don't want to waste my day in a gym just for some girl

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>>34194971
Of course I am, onii-chan

>>34195309
Yes actually

Opriginal

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>>34195350
We're going to heaven, anon, close your eyes

>>34198195
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zAKksqKR3pI

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>>34194833
Quit starring at me like that, Chad. You're creeping me out.

>>34195309
I would be skeptical that Chad wanted more than to pump and dump, so I'd go for someone less popular.

>>34195309
Is that even a question? Chad all day long.

>>34194896
>have chad friend in hs
>unsuccessfully tried paying a girl i liked 200 dollars to date me for a week
>told another girl i liked that we'd make a cute couple, which she found gross

Who /impossibletobewingmanned/ here?

>>34194833
Sweet, next stop, your mum's house.

>>34194833
>you jump in shotgun
>chad doesn't move the car
>you ask him why he isn't driving anywhere
>"don't worry about it, anon"
>you hear a click and notice your door is now locked
>suddenly, a cloth covers your face as chad's friend smothers you with chloroform from the back seat

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>>34194982
>Tfw my natty eyebrows are like this

>>34194833
Is Chad gonna rape my fat hairy ass?

>>34194833
Chad, h-how about you make me a man, instead?

>>34194833
Lets not split cunt hairs OP,you want Chad to bend you over his car and fuck your ass and make you HUMBLE!.

chad is never that helpful anon
but the thought of some chad telling/ordering some girl to fuck you is a turn on

>>34194833
>No you don't. You either "know girls" or "know girls who would be happy to take my money"

>Neither situation is what I want chad.

>I want a perfect gf. I'm not settling either. Either I never settle or I get my perfect gf. Either way I win.

Fuck I'm not gay but I'd suck his cock.

>>34195216
Why would you want a nice chad. It's not a turn on.
>>34196021
It's more about gaining muscles going and getting tanned. Jelqing for a big dick.
>>34204432
Either way your still a beta good luck anon.

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Thanks, Chad. I could always count on you!

>>34194833
I had a chad buddy from highschool I got back in contact with. We used to play counterstrike and shit while in some computer classes, and both played wow/diablo.

He tried to get me to hang out with him, but I figured I wouldn't have anything in common with his friends, and Id end up being made fun of, because all of his buddies are preppy jock types with chisled abs.

True suffering is having chad on your snapchat and having to watch his successful life day in and day out.

>>34194931
no homo but if he said
>you're still a virgin? Hop in, anon. i'll make you into a man.
I'd think before saying 2 seconds

>man
>mustang

>>34194833
Robots actually can't comprehend why women prefer this handsome dominant perfect man over whiny beta fat """"man""""".

>>34195109
And "Chad" is basically synonymous with "alpha" i.e. dominant. I see no problem here

>>34195163
Fucking kek

Very oregano post indeed

I never made any Chad friends because I find big and masculine men intimidating, like they'll always look at you agressively and make insults you can't tell if are jokes or not. Also I'd wonder why Chad would want to hang out with a skinny manlet loser when he could be with his dudebros or tap some pussy- wouldn't I just salt his game with my autism. Hence why I find it much easier to talk to women, and the few male friends I've had are lower energy than me, so I don't feel insecure around them and I'm alpha in comparison.

>>34194833
>handsome-man-in-his-car.jpg