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I just spent ages writing a post for the anon who accidentally liked a friend's photo on Facebook while fapping, and I refuse to just delete it
DAMAGE CONTROL OPTIONS IF YOU EVER ACCIDENTALLY LIKE A PHOTO ON SOCIAL MEDIA WHILE JERKING OFF TO IT:
>1. Leaving the like, but also adding a comment complimenting her looks
This way it doesn't seem like you're hiding anything. Don't overthink it, just put "nice!", or any upbeat compliment in three words or less.
>2. Liking multiple of her photos
Just to make it seem like you were just checking out her whole profile. Any normal straight dude would like the bikini photos. Perfect if she's tagged in the photo, because then you wouldn't necessarily have had to rummage through her albums to find it.
>3. Liking multiple photos from multiple people in the same class.
Obviously so it seems like you were just casually checking out your classmates. If she tells someone about the weird guy who liked her bikini photo yesterday, then maybe that friend will go "oh yeah he liked my pictures too" and she won't think more of it.
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Who the fuck does this on Facebook anymore? Instagram is the real killer. Way too easy to accidentally like something.
But there really is no damage control if you fuck up, the girl is gonna know you were creeping regardlesss
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>any upbeat compliment in three words or less.
"Nice tits babe!"
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>>34194983
>Made me cum!
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>>34194906
Thanks anon. Sadly I'm still here, trying to calm myself down.
>classmates
I'm a TA, she's one of my students... We're not Facebook friends
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>Not only using any form of social media, but actively discussing how and when to blah blah blah like you're cool.
Normies get the fuck out of here! REEEEEEEEEE!
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>>34194983
I know you're joking, but that could actually work in some scenarios. But don't.
>>34195075
>not using social media
>complains about not having friends or gf
boohoo I cut my arm off why am I bleeding :(
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>>34195034
>You're lucky I'm not a vampire!
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>>34194906
Note that these tactics only work if the photo is recent, say within less than a week. 5 days is already pushing it desu.
If you accidentally like an older picture of hers while fapping, there's no damage control that can be done, it'll just make it worse. Just keep your head down and hope she forgets.
The only remote possibility you can do is copy and paste from spam about free viagra or whatever on the liked photo and a bunch of her + other FB friends photos (and like them as well), and then the next day make a status where you explain that you were hacked. Normies have no concept of what "hacking" actually entails so you should be in the clear.
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>>34195071
>she's one of my students
Well that changes the dynamic a bit. In any case, she most likely didn't notice. She would have to be so fucking quick to check her notifications in time.
I read somewhere that if you unlike within a few seconds, Facebook doesn't register it in time to give the person a notification.
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>>34195943
That's actually a very good idea. However, he is not her Facebook friend so it wouldn't make sense that she got spam comments from him.
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>>34195943
hack idea seems too weird and would probably make her think you faked it to hide the fact you liked the photo
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Unless she actually had a Facebook tab open at the time, she will never see where the notification came from.
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>>34196065
normies literally have no idea what hacking is, they literally think stuff like having an IP address means you can hack someone
just act equally as ignorant about how you got hacked or what hacking is and you're in the clear
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>>34194906
but what if it's an old photo and I haven't seen her in like 3 years, I can't comment on that
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