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I TRIED TO TALK WITH GOD TO NO AVAIL
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>>34228823
its easy brah, just become schizo brah
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>>34228823


silence teaches you how to speak
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We really were created to praise God because we don't know what to do when it comes to making good, long term choices for our life l0l.

Who /full circle/ here.

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>roommate bullies me for liking dungeons and dragons
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Fuck his bumhole
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Fuck him m8.

D&D is awesome.
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>>34228775
>living with a room mate with conflicting interests compared to you

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>I-I'm sorry Anon... I don't give b-blowjobs anymore... I had a bad experience with Ch-chad... it tr-traumatized me!
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shut the fuck up

originale
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>>34229485
-what?? a blow job??
-im sorry anon, im no longer that type of girl!
-what i did whit chad is in the past!, besides swallowing is rly gross, you dont want ME yo feel grossed righr??
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>>34228729
Fair enough. I would never force my partner to do something that would make them uncomfortable. See I actually have respect for women and what they choose to do with their body.

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Women Are Brood Parasites
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>>34228493
So women lay their eggs in other animals' nests/mouths?
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>>34228493
you fucking mong, women would be brood parasites if they dumped human kids in dog packs or something
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>>34228493
all poor people are brood parasites by that definition

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>gf is taller than me
>smarter than me
>better enducated
>well read
>better looking than me
>in much better shape than me
>makes significantly more money than me

literally what the fuck does she see in me? am I being pranked?
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just thank yourself for having some redeeming quality, or two - that she sees as valuable enough to warrant her time.

I have one of those, it's great.
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Is she much younger or much older than you?
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>>34228571
I'm exactly one month older than her

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A thread for the lonely travelers.
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>>34228417
Bloxblox
Original
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>>34228417
bump, thats a really comfy pic
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this must have been posted before

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I LOST MY KEYS!!
you guys seen em?
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you literally just posted them, silly
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Yes
Yes
Origiyes
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>>34228339
yeah here you go op

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>endless amounts of beauty and happiness in this world
>mfw I'll never get to experience either
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>>34228334

There is much larger, deeper amount of incredible pain. Count your blessings ;)
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>>34228334
Have an apple anon, hope it helps.
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>>34228454
I'm honestly at a loss of where to go in my life.

>option 1: go to school for something I don't care about, work a job I don't want to, die alone and unfulfilled

>option 2: an hero in the next 8 months, die alone and unfulfilled

>option 3: go to school for something I do care about, have no job, die alone and unfulfilled

>option 4: give up, art and music full time until it kills me, die happy

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>tfw too stupid to learn programming
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>>34228304
Is there a particular reason you're trying to learn programming, or are you just broadening your horizons?
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>>34228373
>Is there a particular reason you're trying to learn programming, or are you just broadening your horizons?

I'm trying to write a stock market algorithm for /biz/
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>>34228304
>tfw to stupid for code academy python
kill me

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I WANT TO FUCK

how do I do it! Backpage isn't even an option anymore!

How do I get some F u C c cause i think im going to snap
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CRAWWWWWWWWWWLLLLLLLLLLLLLING IIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNN MY SKIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNN


EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>34228270
They censored it before I could get the numbers of local whores in my area becsuse I was too scared! BP was up for years snd then when I get ready they take it down!

When did this happen and why?

Ill be Virgin forever now...
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Rape?

Organs

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What was the last text message you received from a girl that wasn't related to you, and what did it say?
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>>34228264
>i love you
feelsgood
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I've never gotten a text. I don't even own a cell phone.
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>>34228264

>hey my 2 rescheduled so you can come whenever

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Be me
>Go do Laundry
See Aryan qt3.14 Canadian girl getting dry humped by some kebab/pajeet
>Go to Cafeteria
See (Ethnically Swedish) girl I know from History getting getting flirty with some short Orc shaman looking dindu.
>Look around
See some other dindus with their mudshark GF's (they had nigger braids and were cuddling with the tyrones)
>Go to Gym
See qt 3.14 Chinese girls getting feisty with Chinese guys, smile at Chinese girl from Calculus, she's disgusted by me smiling at her, walks away after giving me a nasty look.
>Go to library
Iranian "friend" is there with his new wife, she's pretty, seems even prettier with the Hijab,loyal, sitting beside him, giving him attention seems very traditional,
>Head back to Dorms
See Bro (White) I used to know getting yelled at by his blue haired GF. See (White) history teacher and his land whale wife
>Get back to Dorms
Short Mexican refugee next door is fucking his qt3.14 first year Blonde GF. She's moaning and I can hear it from my room.
>Get beer, Shit post on 4chan
Forever alone, the dorm monitor guys on my floor is gay, so I can't use the showers here without fear of getting HEP/HPV
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>>34228245

because u don't do anything about it and let it happen.

~(o'.'o)~
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>>34228245

This posts reeks of cuckery.

> she's disgusted by me smiling at her, walks away after giving me a nasty look.

You're ugly.
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>>34228263
What can I do ? I'm 20 and still a fucking virgin

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21 Pilots has 10x less views than BLACKED
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It has 151.672202x more views you retard.
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>>34228150
People go on porn sites to look at porn, would you believe it?
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>>34228150

21p sux

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>that friend who beats his dog right in front off you when you go to his house
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>>34228139
>that friend who would randomly put on porn
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>that foreign kid who no one could tell whether he was fresh off the boat or legitimately retarded
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>>34228139
i gave my kitty extra pets after reading this

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>Sit on a train for 1 hour, twice a day, to get to uni
>Take out my books and do uni work or read
>See same people every day
>The people just sit there
>No book, they just sit there and stare out the window
>They literally just sit and stare out the window for the entire hour

No better way to show the world you are braindead.
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>>34228113
there's pretty trees and clouds and shit to look at though
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>2017
>implying 100% of everybody isn't on their phone
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>riding on train enjoying the views of nature
>ugly creep looks at me with judgment
>change cars

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