What was the last text message you received from a girl that

>>34228264
>i love you
feelsgood

I've never gotten a text. I don't even own a cell phone.

>>34228264

>hey my 2 rescheduled so you can come whenever

>hahaha omg stop I'll snap you when I get up

>>34228264
I couldn't tell you because i got a new phone in september and i don't have the old one anymore

>>34228264
>What was the last text message you received from a girl that wasn't related to you, and what did it say?
>and what did it say?
you repeated yourself OP

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>>34228264
>looking through phone text history
>I don't have one
>had phone for almost a year now
>old phone probably didn't have anything from a girl who isn't related to me either
JUST

I can't even remember, and I do own a cell phone.

>could you cover my shift saturday

>>34228450
Well? Are you going to?

>busy atm, ask sometime later again?
From about 6months ago. Asked the girl out for a cup of coffee in a whim like some normie. I did send her a message few weeks after that, but no response. Pretty clear she wasn't interested and was too much of a fucking coward to tell it to me straight, but I get the hint.

>>34228264
>Man, everything sucks. Fuck it all.

It's been a year since she hanged herself. I still can't believe it.

>>34228474
Yea, I need the money

>>34228381

mean to say how long ago and what did it say

>Naw man I just busy rn and can't reply as much just letting u kno

I had asked her what's up because the last few days prior she had been less talkative and I had been completely leading conversation. I doubt she'll ever talk to me again. I bet if I texted something she'd reply but I don't feel like forcing it, if she wanted to talk she'd say something. Easier to just delete her number and move on.

Work related text from someone. Last one before that was a girl asking me for a favor the day that we had a date and then ignoring me after I asked what she needed. Going back a month before that was my ex telling me to never talk to her again after she finally had her period. (pregnancy scare)

It was my mum's friend thanking me for looking after her house for a few weeks

>>34228450
I had a girl at my last job ask me to cover one of her shifts and I told her no because I had an anime marathon scheduled for that day. She hated me after that lol

lol idk, it was like 8 years ago

Does talking with girls on online games count? If so only like a year ago

"Haha yeah riiiiight :D"

That was fucking 5 yeas ago

I miss conversing with a proper female

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>>34228264
She rejected me without rejecting me.

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I talk to female species pretty frequently

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>>34228264
>yes (with a picture of her attached)

I asked if she was able to video chat and then we did.

In my 28 years on this earth, I've never once talked to a female other than my mother.

>>34228839

nice good on you man
nice good on you man

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>>34228264
"Ok, good luck!"

>Anon, I'm serious, you should get help.
>I seriously don't think we can stay friends if you don't.
Spoiler alert: I didn't.

>do you ski???
no, you cunt I don't
now fuck off

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Pic related

Just an an INFP doing his thing

>>34228979
thanks for the laugh holy fuck dude

>>34228979
BETA
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Kys

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>>34228979
>do tell

>If you'd do me the honor

m'lady

>>34228264
"Friendly reminder you have a dentist appointment scheduled this Thursday January 19th at 9:30 a.m. !"

>me too! Definitley

After saying I enjoyed our date and we should meet again

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My Baby Mama

>>34228264
No female outside of my family has ever texted me

future gf who's a qt 3.14. also don't judge, as cringy as it is.

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>>34229406
forgot to post. UwU

>>34228264
>nightyo

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No they just turn whatever I say and make it my fault. They always tell me it's because of the people I hang out with and they use it to bring up past times when I've done something wrong
I'm just over it

>>34229425
>doesn't respond

Sept 15th 2016
"What bread sauce"

>>34228264
>Friends

that was at least a month ago

>>34228979
She's going to ghost you once she's over this emotional throe, just a heads up.

>>34228264
The last text a woman sent me was "OwO"

>Lmao mario gta. Love it

showed her the super real mario odyssey GTA4 mod video kek

>i learned how to make the coffee you wanted

shes talking about a capuccino

>>34228264
>fuck you

well ok let's go

>haha yes

she was the one who texted first tonight asking how my day was and shit. does she l-likes me?

>>34228264
Probably something from my ILS "Instructor" about how she'd be late or something.

>>34228264
It was sometime in 2009 and I don't remember what it was.

>Can you tell me your address so I can pick you up?

Its a girl thanking me for taking her shift. One before that is another girl thanking me for swapping shifts. Two before that are both seperate girls asking me if i died at the bar.

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Never. Feels kinda bad

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>"Get a cat if you want something to cuddle with."

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>let the odds be forever in your favor

I was talking to my oneitis about Pre Calc and once again she seemed uninterested by the one sentence text messages she sent. I stopped responding afterward.

>>34228264

>red angry face

Oops

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>>34228979
>if you'd do me the honor

Jesus senpai

Remember to take out the trash son

>jeffs driving me around so i'll calm down.
fucking jeff. i'm pretty sure he's more beta than me. not that he doesn't seem like a nice guy. she's just so far away

>how not to use a treadmil (LAUGHING EMOJI)

Goodnight anon <3
sweet dreams <3 <3

It's been so long since a girl texted me; I honestly don't remember.

>>34230708
Are you friends with a clickbait article

Have a good night! and a blushing smiley emoji. Shes a co worker and I have a gf btw

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>Lmao

She's a girl I just started talking to recently. I don't know much about her, but she is cute a button.

>>34228264
>Yay. Good. Step 1:don't be a fuckboy. Lol
Coworker. She's giving me advice on dating

I have never received a text message from a girl, I have never received a text message.

>>34228264
Not a text but a snapchat, 'gnight _____ ' the redacted word being an intentional joke; a typo of a word, an inside joke between us

>hey anon, thanks for today. i'm happy to leave it at that though. i didn't really feel a spark. all the best!

yesterday

She said

>Lmao

We had just shitposted 2 cancer-tier vids to eachother.

>>34231027
>>34231148
Shit sorry for repost, I'm fucking lit right now.

>I assumed so! Ok I'll be waiting then hahaha
>October 26th, 2016

she was evaluating my performance in a class I was teaching and asked where I was because I hadn't shown up yet

I have nothing earlier than that and I save everything.

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her name because we were exchanging phone numbers

>never text her since i got her number 5 days ago

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>my friend got mine haha
While she was another Stacy I orbited, part of me misses getting home and texting her.
I just want to be more of a normie again.

This girl at my old work just today texted me "miss you"

It's kind of annoying desu, I quit that job last week because I hated it. Me and this girl would work together pretty often, but she was in a relationship with a trans ftm. The trans dude is actually a cool guy so I never bothered trying to pursue. Also the girl is pretty fat, but seems smart and successful.

Before this, it was a long fucking time since I had any female attention

>>34228264
"U hav three? What are u taking"

>y u gotta be like that

Close friend. I hung up on her because she kept reminding me of how much of a loser I am.

"Why does no one have none or not answer omg"

>"adding him was kind of a waste"

we /privatesteamfeels/ now

>what more could you want kitten? <3

From a girl that calls me her pet.

>>34228264
I don't have any because I don't have any women that aren't related to me in my contacts
Fuck, my mom is my boss for christ's sake

"Do you want to share an uber?"
Closest contact was ride sharing feels bad man

>>34231962
This was also from early summer last year, so it has almost been a year that no girls have texted me.

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>i cant listen to that voicemail bc i have no credit but its probably cancerous anyway

Broke up 2 and 1/2 years ago, havent had a gf since

"whoooaaa"

Literally.

>No you're fine. Yeah, she was a little freaked out, but she stuck around. She's definitely making progress and trust will come slowly.
6:36 last night

>>34232172
elaborate

originalio pasta

>>34232205
Friend talking about a mutual friend we know through our individual grad school programs. The girl in question is your standard super-recluse, very anxious and nervous. We're trying to start hanging out with her irl and it's a slow process. My friend and her hung out alone for the first time today. I've only spoken to her in-depth over email (I see her in class and interact but nothing too meaningful)

>>34228264
"Damn you beat me to it" -Regarding me sending her the kiss emoji right before she did

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>girl that wasn't related to you
I've never received any messages from one

>i just love your body

>good thing you're feeling better, haha
And that conversation was probably the first and last time I kinda talked to her, barely
>I miss Kat, she was a real true qt-patutie, I guess

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'How happy you are to live every thing is worth to live'
in game chat 2015

hello 'muscleweasel' are you still in there?

>>34228872
i am in love with ur girl

>We still haven't celebrated your birthday
This is almost two months too late.

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nothing basically