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Who here /hateseveryone/? Unironically.
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some people are nice
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It's gone beyond that, in a sense I hate everyone but I can't blame them: they act according to their nature

So I hate more the human race than every single individual
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Me but i realize its irrational but my first instinct is to dismiss or hate most people

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ITT post how you fuck with normal fags

>signed up for a women's gender psych class to show medical schools I care about diversity
>literally the only male in a class of ~25 roasties
>I'm not exactly an attractive guy
>dark, baggy sunken eyes
>pale white skin
>receding hairline
>5'8 and 118 pounds
>I basically look like a little goblin boy
>sitting in class one day I hear some roastie whispering to her friend about how I look like a school shooter
>honestly pretty annoyed I thought I was done with that shit in highschool
>start bringing my laptop to class to take notes
>intermittently been looking at articles about cho, elliot, and lanza the past few days just to fuck with them
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>>34242745
Kek well played nigga
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Doing God's work my guy
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>>34242745
Good job. How many times have you posted this story?

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Would /r9k/ go last in a bareback gangbang?

Would you at least go second?

Sloppy thirds?

How many loads would have to be busted inside of a cum-hungry qt before you would turn down the chance to lose your virginity?
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>>34242740
It's the more the merrier for me desu

I fap almost exclusively to gangbang videos these days but I can't seem to get my GF into it
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>>34242740
>Would /r9k/ go last in a bareback gangbang?
No way. I would not participate in this shit. Not even being the first in line.
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>>34242807
Why not even the first in line? That's not even different than a normal fuck.

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It has come time to establish the pecking order of r9k. Who is the more dominant beta? Post your estimated rank from a-z , as well as your life situation (education, job, friends, home) and social skills. We will judge each other and move them up or down in the caste system.

Contrary to popular belief, ugliness and kissless or not, and even things like height are not that important in deciding your rank. Motivation to better yourself , salary, living situation, number of friends, education, and physical fitness are more deciding factors.

Personally I'm far from kissless, having kissed like 6 girls and fucking around the same number. Some may not consider me a true robot and that's fine, But I'm certainly a beta. So as we can see it's not that important.
I am : College dropout, mush brain from drugs and never challenging my mind, 25, living with parents, job menial. slowly receding onto my deathbed. Physically getting bigger belly every day. Exercise maybe three times a week on average. Face is 7/10. Can never add anything of value to conversations. Never really been able to , or just been afraid to.

I rank myself somewhere around the N on the alpha-beta scale. You be the judge.
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>>34242698
Oh and I forgot to add "utterly friendless and alone"
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>>34242698
I am r, for my hero Elliot Rodger

REEE
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>>34242698
>Hierarchy
>pecking order
>We will judge each other
>caste system
why would you want this? what is wrong with you?

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Are mullattos black or white?
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>>34242692
Is green yellow or blue?

You fucking asshat
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>>34242692
one drop rule faggot
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>>34242692
>Are mullattos black or white?
no

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Scored 72% on autism test. What do?
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>>34242658
Post your result on /r9k/ obviously
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>>34242658
>What do?

Fuck me
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>>34242658
study hard and pull your grade up or you're no son of mine.

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>2012 was 5 years ago

That feel
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>>34242616
Still waiting on that apocalypse they promised me
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>70s started almost 50 years ago
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>8 month anniversary on 4chan is in 2 weeks

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>tfw hungry all the time
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Because you're eating shit food with no nutrients.
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You can kill the hunger by stuffing your face
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>>34242608
>tfw you haven't gained a kilo for ten years

>5 yrs old
>Go in plane
>Think that every time you go in a plane the plane just flies in circles and then you land in same place but they have rebuilt it to where you were travelling
>Be me now
>Still think it might be true
>Can't look at pictures of places without thinking "Wow they must have taken a lot of time to build that just to make a picture for me"
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>>34242605
>My life is an experiment
>Everything is pretty much built around me
>Everything always works out for me
>Yet to have any large conflict in my life
>Whenever anything is done I can't help but wonder how much it took them to make it for me
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>mfw I'm the only one who has inner thoughts and feelings
>mfw everyone else is just an automaton with nothing going on in their minds
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>>34242605
>>34242617
>Notice patterns
>When travelling notice that roads/streets seem like complete replicas
>sometimes buildings have just been moved from one place to another

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>ywn be a nigger raised in the streets
>ywn be forced to join a gang while only 8 years old
>ywn experience the gang life where all you do is do drugs and get into problems with cops while not giving a fuck about society in general
>ywn live every day like its your last day because you know that you could get killed at any time

why even live
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>>34242596
You risk your life sure.
But dude ahhh my fuckin god
if youre lucky and do everything right
the rewards are unfathomable.
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>>34242596
>you don't want to do any of that but you enjoy dank nigger beats

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9YRVD_1qYBs
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>>34242596
How much sex do they get? In what circumstances do they get sex?

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Is this show redpilled? Are normies finally being exposed to the truth?
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>>34242550
Anime in general is red pilled.
>traditional gender roles
>promotes education
>no (hard) drug use
>allows male sexuality
>homogeneous character cast
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>>34242550
No. Anime just caters to its audience of bitter perma-virgin manchildren who want to blame the world for their shitty lives.

Believing things that you see in anime is not a good life decision.

In fact watching anime at all is a dumb idea.

Anime was a mistake.
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>>34242585
>4chan has Japanese in it's name
>owner is a japanese guy
>4chan was originally an anime website
>14 anime board
>additional 9 boards that allow anime openly
>most other boards tolerate anime reaction images
>founded by a weeb
Man i sure hate anime!
There are a million websites out there, but i think i'll post on 4chan

Eat a shit covered dick you waste of life.

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If this autist can get a qt gf then so can all of you
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>>34242471
Thank g-d for asian girls.
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>>34242471
Holy shit Elliot Rodger lives
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>>34242471
Asian women are so fucking funny, the pull white men, take their bank roll, shit out a couple of half breeds, and stop having sex, meanwhile Asian woman is getting older and wanting more excitement , so she finds a Tyrone or Jamal fuckfriend who she pays for using her husbands money. I know, I'm half Asian and my mother is a whore.

>Be 16 yr old me
>still a bit of a normie
>Chatting up super cute viet girl from school online
>She always replies and talks to me
>make cookies one day and tell her about it
>Next day get all these weird messages at school
>people asking for my cookies
>Confused
>get home, realise what has happened
>Immediately stop talking to her, stop talking to all normie friends
>Become social recluse due to one fucking piece of shit viet girl

I literally have her to blame for all my fucking problems, and the worst thing is I would still let her be my gf.
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>>34242412
I don't get it. What did you do wrong?
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>>34242412
>People ask about the cookies
>Tell them you wanted some cookies so you made some
>Continue with life

this is why you don't get laid, what a fucking retard.
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Sleep tight eggs

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Who is the more perfect waifu?
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Who wins this clash?
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They're both ogres. Be ashamed.
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>>34242631
>Babs
>ogre
nope mate she's a qt

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How immature would it be for me to just stop going to work. I live with my parents and they pay all my bills and shit. I don't need the money.

Without going into a long, boring detailed post. I'm miserable at home. I'm miserable at work. Nothing makes me happy. I don't value my money anymore and there isn't anything I spend it on. So what's the fucking point?

I understand this is not a situation I would be in without my parents.
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>>34242332
Leave you parents home and youll have a reason to work

Stop being sad fagboy, do for yourself
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>>34242332
assuming your parents will put up with your neet life for any length of time (they won't), your parents will still die one day and then you will have gaps in your resume and be completely out of touch with the normal world.

if you stop working, be aware that this is probably your first step toward an inevitable suicide because if you're already this unhappy, you will fall into a hole that you can't crawl out of.
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>>34243176
>>assuming your parents will put up with your neet life for any length of time (they won't)
Some will, others won't.

>your parents will still die one day and then you will have gaps in your resume and be completely out of touch with the normal world.
if nothing makes him happy sounds like he'd be okay just killing himself when that happens. That's my plan. Normies assume that that's just unthinkable, it isn't for robots.

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