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Who else here don't understand people who say that every human action is motivated by sexual pleasure?
Nothing I do is motivated by a desire of getting laid. Am I just a special, unique snowflake or is everyone just conflating their fixations?
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>>34244871
youre not normal, end yourself.
or
youre unique, conquer the world.
or
fuck off, we're all the same.
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the fuck do you want from us? attention? Why would you need attention, we all know youre hopeless miserable fucker, so kys.
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>>34244871
you've managed to create a labyrinth in your mind around the sex drive that prevents you from ever understanding what's happening in your subconscious
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>>34245060
>subconscious
fuck this meme, there is no subconsciousness.
Is Chris-chan /ourguy/?
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>>34244741
No. The guy is completely retarded.
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>>34244756
I don't see how this makes him not belong here.
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>>34244756
>he isn't our guy because he's retarded
Anon...
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tfw when you realise white people are just Dravidian Albino mutants that had to move north because they were dying of skin cancer
Not even meant to exist lmao responsible for the bastardisation of every civilisation, never had any identity so ruined settled civilisations in a desperate attempt to find one lmao
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>People will fall for this bait unironically
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>>34244763
Hard not to when it's raw truth
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>>34244730
DO something about it, nigger.
PLEASE.
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Uncle anon, why are you staring at me while I'm eating?
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>>34244705
Why are you dressed Iike a fucking whore?
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>>34244723
Because I am a whore anon
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>>34244705
If my brother has kids I know they'll be fucked up somehow
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>tfw you will never be blasian master race, wielding both the intelligence and cunning of the asian, and the natural strength and athleticism of the black
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>>34244592
>blasian
The biggest kek I've had in the whole day
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at least they won't call you chingger at school
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>>34244592
I knew a Korean/Jamaican kid in Highschool. Fucker the goofiest fucking aesthetics and complexion like an orange.
Did anybody here experience rapid ascension to normie status?
4 months ago I was finishing up my studies, sitting at home, being a cyborg basement dweller.
Then I moved to a new city, got a full time job, started hanging out with cool people, got into dating (Tinder), experienced some of the best nights of my life, tried mdma, fucked a girl in a club, still dating and on the brink of gf
As a natural consequence I stopped coming here as well but every now and then I look back and wonder how I got to this point...
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>>34244588
Has the highlight of your life really been clubbing?
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>>34244884
Theoretically yes, though I gotta say it wasn't a regular club. I tend more towards the underground scene but the best night i've had was actually in a fetish club.
So strict dress code (leather, latex, glamour) and once inside everything goes. It wasnt so much the party or the music that was great, but the people and the atmosphere. Surrounded by freaks and naked people but I've never felt so comfortable and free in my life.
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>>34245055
What was your social life like before you moved city?
Very interesting to read a success story on /r9k/, feel free to brag anon :)
*burps*
You're so fukkin dumb, wagecuck. Holy shit! Speaking of which...
*poops pants*
JEEVES! CHANGE ME! Oh, sorry. I guess you two haven't been introduced yet. This is Jeeves. He's my own personal butler. I decided that even with all this free time I have, I was still missing something: a person to share it with. He loves me so much. Don't you, Jeeves? He says, "Oui." That's french in case you couldn't tell. Couldn't just give a job to someone in my own country. I care about them too much to let them become wagies. Oops. Hold on.
*releases cancer fluids*
So, really, wagecuck. What made you decide that making money for someone else would be your life's goal? I guess you haven't learned about the romanticist philosophers yet. You haven't really learned much other than "work harder" these past few years though, really. Wouldn't you agree?
Oh! Jeeves is finished. Guess it's time to go for a brisk walk in the park. Ta-ta!
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Thisdoesn't even deserve a smug feels.
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>>34244447
Thisbutler is what every NEET needs.
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>>34244447
These are getting better each fucking time
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Reminder that aiming for the red zones makes you a beta cuck
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I sit down and pee
Only degenerates stand up
Much more comfy
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>using the toilet
sinkpisser masterrace.
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>>34244491
>collecting the germs of hundreds of butts and piss stains on your ass
Yeah real smart
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Why are americans so much better than everybody else? They are smarter and just live better lives. Why god was I not born in that great land of infectious optimism and brilliance.
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>>34244417
america is just 1 huge meme
>illuminati, area 51
>bush, trump, 9/11
>fat people, super sized foods
>guns, school shootings
>blacks, wall street, le nsa
just memes everywhere, america sucks
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>>34244417
the only smart americans are the immigrants who were beguiled to land here and boss around the locals like slaveowners
the infectious optimism is actually only possible because of the general level of ignorance in the country
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>>34244480
americans are so much cooler than everybody else i cant explain it
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Ugh, that creep is staring at me again
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>>34244318
I'm gonna fucking rape you bitch :)
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Well actually, the basket you're using says "whole foods". What the fuck does that even mean? Whole foods? What? That's all. Continue on m'lady.
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>tfw you will never run into Amanda Siegfried in a whole foods
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This is my first Pepe. What do you think? Do I have future in the Industry?
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Gr8 pepe m8
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>>34244312
Well done, anon. Well done.
H O W E V E R, can you create THE Pepe?
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>>34244312
That's like 800 times better than anything I can draw, congratulations. Full comic when?
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You can only be robot if you fit ALL the following criteria:
> White
> Male
> NEET
> Virgin
> Does not live in a populous city
Everyone else get the fuck off my board and especially shitskins
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>>34244292
check
check
technically a student, but I leave the house only for tests and exams
check
check
Did I pass the test?
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>Yes
>Yes
>HELL NO
>Yes
>Yes
Suck mah cawk OP
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In school and a part time job, OP, NEET isn't a requirement.
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guys, be serious for a second.
is there a chance in hell that someone out there might actually sincerely fall in love with me?
I try, I honestly do, to make it work. But none of these poppy normie stories ever seem to work for me, to the point that I'm afraid that it might be impossible for me to be happy.
I think in reality 90% of you robots arn't as autistic as you imagine and you will, some day, find someone who will be able to hug you in a way that makes you feel needed and loved.
I don't think I will simply because I'm a psychopathic fuck. Good luck to you. I
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>>34244291
Ok, but I AM as autistic as you imagine that I think I am.
I also have very low self esteem and don't believe that I deserve companionship.
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>>34244343
>don't believe that I deserve companionship
why?
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>>34244358
not him, but i know where he's comibg from, i feel the same way
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>mother has autism and personality disorder.
>father is socially retarded and has the mental age of a 16 year old.
How fucked am I fellow robots?
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>>34244202
>How fucked am I fellow robots?
You're fine, relax
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Ure fuxxxxxxxxxed
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>>34244202
>still has a mother and father (that love him)
>they're still together (or maybe not but they probably loved eachother)
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How do I stop having suicidal thoughts during the very late evenings?
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>>34244190
Killing yourself? oregano
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P-pls no bully me! I just wanna stop being so moody all the time.
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>>34244436
it is pretty common to become depressed late at nights. Im the same. So i have no idea what to do about it. sorry for bullying you.