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*burps*
You're so fukkin dumb, wagecuck. Holy shit! Speaking of which...
*poops pants*
JEEVES! CHANGE ME! Oh, sorry. I guess you two haven't been introduced yet. This is Jeeves. He's my own personal butler. I decided that even with all this free time I have, I was still missing something: a person to share it with. He loves me so much. Don't you, Jeeves? He says, "Oui." That's french in case you couldn't tell. Couldn't just give a job to someone in my own country. I care about them too much to let them become wagies. Oops. Hold on.
*releases cancer fluids*
So, really, wagecuck. What made you decide that making money for someone else would be your life's goal? I guess you haven't learned about the romanticist philosophers yet. You haven't really learned much other than "work harder" these past few years though, really. Wouldn't you agree?
Oh! Jeeves is finished. Guess it's time to go for a brisk walk in the park. Ta-ta!
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Thisdoesn't even deserve a smug feels.
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>>34244447
Thisbutler is what every NEET needs.
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>>34244447
These are getting better each fucking time
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>>34244447
how can this fucking NEET have a butler?? it's not fair
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>>34245437
It's because of all the free time we have.
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>Jeeves
>french
All those expertly crafted Subway delicacies might be getting to your head, fellow neet.
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There are a lot of things that you can buy with the money that you get from wagecucking. Let's say you work up the corporate ladder, get a job at google or just be experienced in your field. You gross $150k in a year. After taxes, you have $100k in net income.
>$30k for expenses
>$20k automatically into savings/investments
>$10-25k into a new car
>$10k for 2 vacations
Even after all that, you still have at least $15k in spare cash. All this is attainable in the span of just one year. Not gonna stop you from being a NEET, but wagecucking isn't all that bad especially if your field is interesting/pays a lot.
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>*painful gastrointestinal movement*
>Wake up w-wagey!
>*panic attack*
>"O-only another few minutes until shekel..."
>*Mother bursts into 35 year old manchilds room, knocking over 15 cans of unfinished sugary sodas and a few bags of chips*
>"OH MY FUCKING GOD, ARE YOU EVER BLOODY MOVING OUT OR ARE YOU GOING TO POST THAT DAMN FROG YOUR ENTIRE LIFE?"
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>>34246564
l cringed.
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>Jeeves
Things haven't been the same since that search engine fired him.
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