public toilets

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I sit down and pee

Only degenerates stand up

Much more comfy

>using the toilet

sinkpisser masterrace.

>>34244491
>collecting the germs of hundreds of butts and piss stains on your ass
Yeah real smart

>>34244506

"sinkpisser masterrace" sounds deliciously german to me for some reason

>>34244429
>peeing in public toilets
>not holding it until you get home
what are you a normie?

Anyone else like to shit in the urinals?

>>34244429
>pissing on the floor and all over your shoes is alpha
UHHHHHHH

Just use the urinal like a normal person.

yes, trying to minimize the noise from your urine blasting into the toilet water is so beta. you should be loud and proud! like the big man!

>not waiting at a bus stop and then peeing on it when it pulls over for you

the alpha gap widens again

>not being the Yellow Pee Pee Monster

>>34244429
You piss in the red arrows to minimize splash you retard.

>>34244429
I'm so cucked, I can't even pee if there is someone else in the washroom.

I usually just wait till I get home.

>>34244738

I aim for the red arrows to avoid making pissing sound. I'm afraid others in the bathroom would judge me, if they hear me pissing.

>>34244429
>not doing the windshield spray
come on OP

>>34244429
The red zone minimizes both noise and splashback. This is basic piss logic you beta cuck

>>34244917
this.
90% of the time i go to the public its just to check myself out in the mirror.

if someone else is in the bathroom, i'll go take a piss and hopefully they'll be gone when im done. i pee on the sides to minimize my piss sounds, because i fear if they hear my piss splash in the water, it wont sound loud. loud piss = powerful dick. light piss in water = small dick

>>34245071
>needing to minimize noise
"Oh no! Someone might realize that I'm peeing in the bathroom!"
You're a beta bitch.

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>>34245135
>hear water only splashing lightly
>chuckle to myself that the guy has a tiny little penis

>>34244429
Being an asshole and dirtying public areas by flinging your bodily waste around for no good reason is a very beta thing to do desu.

>>34245134
The sound only tells something about the size of your dickhole.

>>34244491
Enjoy you're hem'roids anon

>go into womens bathroom at work
>trim my facial hair and spread it all over the ladies toilets
>they think theyres pubes everywere

hehe

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>>34244429
orcom

>>34245135
You're retarded. Do you also shit in the streets?

I deliberately /floorpiss/.

I stand at the stall door and try to flood the area around the toilet so it cucks everyone after me.

>>34245378
So you're proud to be loveless, petty asshole?

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>>34244429
>not pissing on the toilet paper

>>34245619

I find it funny af. I love how ppl react when they realize im floorpissing.

>>34245315
>that false equivalency
Come on anon, you can't be a pussy AND retarded. Pick one.

>>34245655

Holy shit, I do this. Glad im not alone, sucks they are putting anti piss/theft protectors on them now.

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>>34244429
Anybody have the collection of vids of the dude that went to a ton of public restrooms and pissed all over them?

>>34245665
It's mostly just pity for the seemingly disabled kid with some slight annoyance mixed in.

>>34245785
I know this one; are there more?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04xFmVuo0Ek

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>>34244491
is that frog real?

>>34244429
that is one happy toilet

>>34246665
no man, that is a human penis

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>not pissing on the seat

You faggots aren't even trying.

>>34244506
That sounds like a lot of effort. Literally why

>>34244429
>All of those dried up piss stains
OP please get your life together.

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>mfw literal janitor


please don't be a cunt, bad enough I have to clean them at all

>>34246774
I'm not talking about the penis. I'm talking about the frog WITH the penis.

>>34246894
What did he mean by this?
Orange

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>>34244429
>tfw literally don't know how to piss in a urinal without pulling down my pants so I just always use the stalls
when was I supposed to learn?

>>34248243
I mean the penis is a lot like a human penis, but it might not even be a penis, like some kind of weird frog egg sack that looks like a human penis.

>>34248410
Its a human penis from a porn picture that was shooped onto the frog, because they have about the same color. Its obviously fake, but if you really want proof, the penis has pubes and frogs don't grow hair.

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>>34248476
>frogs don't grow hair.
some do

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>>34244429
>he doesnt pee on the trash

I always wondered why I had a weak stream. I didn't realize you were supposed to pull your foreskin slightly back so it doesn't dribble out until I was 19 years old. Now I always piss directly into the water to make the most noise, like a true alpha male.

>>34244537
I did that but eventually stopped giving a fuck, specially since because I did that now I can't really hold it for that much anymore.

I'll still hold my own crap though.

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>>34248537
and here's another hairy frog

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>>34248674
yet another hairy frog

>>34246805
You know how I know you're a manlet?

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>>34248777
and another hairy frog
I think we all learned today that frogs can have hair

>>34244613
That's not "alpha", that's obnoxious.

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>>34244429
>pissing NOT in the toilet while the toilet is in front of you is alpha
>wooga booga how do I toilet?
>pissing directly into the water
>CAN YOU FEEL IT MR. KRABS?
Who imported you from africa? And is your white master okay with you making loud noises?

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>ever using public toilets