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Sex is stupid moving back n forth like an idiot just to make liquid come out my dick
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>>34294950
Exactly what an autist would say. Get the fuck off this board weirdo.
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>>34294950
A lot of being a human is stupid, but is needed for some dumb reason.
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>>34295155
>weirdo
Where do you think we are?

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who /shorts/ here? pantsfags keep scrolling
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>>34294909
who /trousers/ here?
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Who /fullynakedbecauseneverleavethehouse/ here?
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>>34294921
Trouserfags also not welcome

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>>34294906
You feel these feelings for a reason, Anon. You should end it if you feel like it
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>>34294906
Kill him. Unless you're some kind of PUSSY
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>>34294906

Lad, take your feelings right now and channel them into a career in right-wing /pol/itics. Let's make sure future anons never suffer like you have
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>>34294906
Become a qt3.14 trap you know you want to.

Sup, I'm a normal white male that lives in the states.

Why am I normal:

-Apartment I split with a room mate
-Social circle I go out with
-Community college student who enjoys getting into groups for projects
-Have 4 girls that I enjoy "hanging out with" usually weekly (always one one one)
-Mom says she's proud of me
-Have a shitty part time job
-Beginning stages of my own freelance career

So yeah, I find your breed very interesting and would love to chat.

My philosophy is that roughly 80% of you could fake it and get some poon but you are stuck in a viscous self hatred cycle.

But yeah lets chat!
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>>34294901
One ON One*

Didn't want it to sound like I'm trying to say that im banging them all at once.
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I'm not white (or black) so I'm not able to bang women or even date them. Nice try though, Chad!
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>>34294956
What do you mean by that? Are you saying you're brown and therefore woman don't want you?

Indian, Mexican, what?

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What are you listening to /r9k/?
Give others recommendations or just chill.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=luM6oeCM7Yw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdiY6kijYHE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6MHGx3YzeKo
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https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL-50viHKD_cuwORF87H162lvyoHIx-DsW
I've been working playlist for awhile now.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_9ceb6uzG3I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lCgicPdsxxg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ujRhNAlfuZo
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hW97vAjhc9k
lol

I know some of you must enjoy a bit of literature. If so, you should seriously give this book a try. It encapsulates what it means to be a robot. I found myself relating several times with the narrator. Seriously one of my favourite books of all time.
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You first read this at the age of 15, and you're 25 now. How has it influenced your development?
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>>34294827
I had to read that last semester for a class. It's a though-provoking read but honestly comes off pseudo-intelectual reeeeee-ing. Also, the main character is such an asshole that whenever you start to feel bad for the guy, he does something to make you go nevermind.
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>>34294827
This is literally /r9k/ the book.

I think at one stage the narrator literally is REEEing at normies in his rant. Oh man I gotta read that book again

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>chrons disease
>can't stop shitting blood and feeling nausea
>got type 1 diabetes from the chrons because it destroyed my pancreus
>the disease has nearly killed me twice
>I might have to take biological TNF blockers to stop my fucking immune system from killing me
>medicine has a risk of giving me cancer
>need to eat because my bloodsugar is low but I feel sick and don't want to.
>disease has nearly killed me twice, the 2nd time when I first got pancreatitis and the 2nd time when I lost too much blood and nearly died from going into a coma


I'm honestly not looking for sympathy here but stop complaining about not having a fucking girlfriend or that you're socially awkward. You have no idea what real problems actually fucking are.
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Yeah and somewhere in africa there's a guy with chron's who also has aids

Go fuck yourself and die, just because you have problems that are 'worse' than others, doesn't mean other problems don't exist or are invalidated.
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>>34294773
I have Crohn's too.

It's not fun. How old are you OP?
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>>34294803
People in underdeveloped countries don't usually get chrons because it's due to most of our food being carcinogenic now.


And mental problems are nowhere compared to physical illness you fucking retard. You can stop being a faggot if you wanted to how the fuck am I going to stop a disease?

>>34294825
25. I got it when I was 10. Iv'e been trying to eat better and take suppliments and shit but it always comes back. Pretty sure I have IBS in my small bowel to.

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Why haven't you decided to lose your virginity to a prostitute anon ?
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>>34294754
I did 10 years ago when I was 18, haven't had sex since then.
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I've had 3+ opportunities to lose it to fat ugly chicks.

I'm not desperate.
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>>34294754
I'm not a virgin but I'm considering getting one anyway, because I have a bunch of money and nothing to spend it on. I know it would just make me feel like shit and make me wanna kill myself though, because it's pretty much the most pathetic thing a guy can do. But I kind of enjoy feeling like shit so I just might.

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Is this what girls really want?

Why aren't you /ideal/?
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>>34294620
Too much work senpai, i really dont care about any of this society stuff.
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>>34294620
All they want is a strong manly rapist. And by god in heavens I will stalk them and give them one.
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>>34294620
im ideal for a fembot:
manlet
socially awkward
neet
ugly
balding

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>Tired of everyone being a dolan drumpf neo-nazi because it's hip now
>Can't really connect with liberals either
Most people are just idiots and I feel like a totally different species from them. I'm never ever going to have any meaningful relationships in life.
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If they are idiots, why do you even care? Meaningful relationship is just a construct such as love and intimacy are. They do not actually exist, its just words.
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>>34294617
Same here, I wish I didn't have to be so intelligent compared to everyone else.
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>>34294671
>If they are idiots, why do you even care?
Do you form meaningful relationships with house sparrows? Yeah, exactly.

>>34294680
I wish this almost every day. I'm nowhere near intelligent enough to have the god-tier power required to get me the hell out of this hell, but I'm far too intelligent to not be simultaneously bored and disgusted by the average human.

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Why are all of you so disgusting?
You're stooping so low as to fucking racemix.
Racemixing is absolutely disgusting. Why do you want it? Why are you stooping so low as to actually want to hurt the white race like this?
If you're white, why do you want a different race gf? You're so disgusting. You're making children be disgusting amalgamations of disgusting niggers and pure whites.
If you're white, cherish it. Don't be disgusting.

Once the genes of the white race are fucked, theres no way to get it back. If someone decides to have a mixed baby when they're white they are destroying the gene pool.
Years and years of history gone. Years and years of beautiful white skin gone. Just ugly, disgusting shitskin.

I mean, I get all of you are desperate for a girlfriend, but destroying your white genes just because you can't score and need to go so low that you fuck some hoodrat negress is extremely selfish

Why do you want this..?
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I-I just want a cute black gf, I don't want a hood rat.
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>>34294582
Agreed. I hate seeing all the
>tfw no (black/asian/fillipina/mexican) gf threads.
It's not my business who someone likes, but they're destroying the world, and that kinda degeneracy needs to be punished


>>34294628
That doesnt change anything.
You'd still be ruining your gene pool, destroying both the "beauty" (lol) from your nigger gf, and your actual white skin
Also obligatory
>black girl
>""""""cute""""""""
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>>34294582
I hope all whites die. Honestly, you are all disgusting.

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I'm addicted to making girls fall in love with me and become dependent on me, and then quickly cutting them out of my life and watching them break down.
Am I a bad person?
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Maybe. But even worse than that, you're wasting your time and potential. If you've got that type of charisma, get into sales if you already aren't in it.
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>>34294524
People like you are the reason women turn to feminism, so...yes. A hundred times yes, you're horrible.
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>>34294524
No, you are a chad, which means that you have to GET THE FUCK OFF OF MY BOARD GOD FUCKING DAMN IT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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beta's the name, khv's the game
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>>34294510
James the name.
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cucked is the name, BBC is the game
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roastie is the name, MGTOW is the game

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I work as a convenience store cashier and occasionally I'll get guys trying to chat me up. Normally around my age, they just kind of hang out by the counter trying to make conversation with me for a long time, like 30 minutes. Telling stories or talking about interests, sometimes jokes or compliments.

It's very strange and I'm not sure what to make of it. Are they coming onto me? Do they want to be friends? Or are they just lonely? I'm open to all of the above but it just seems kind of sketchy to me.

tl;dr how do i gaydar?
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You're inept. It's called being normal and I highly doubt they chill there for 30 minutes. You're being weird.
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>>34294440
First rule of gaydar is NOBODY IS FUCKING GAY - or at least not gay enough to bf. Period. If they're attractive and seem likable, they're NOT gay. Period. This is true nearly 100% of the time.
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>>34294508
I know what's normal, that's why it seems weird to me. The other day a guy literally came in to "buy cigarettes," told me he didn't smoke, chatted me up for half an hour while he's "making a decision," then left without buying anything. You're telling me that's normal?

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Why don't you stop shitposting and do something productive for once in your life
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>>34294380
Hey, I've just got back from the gym, let me shitpost you shit!
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>>34294380

how can I do something productive if I have 0 skills

>lol just practice

you have to practice off of something though, not nothng
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>>34294380
>Why don't you stop shitposting and do something productive for once in your life

good question. ever ask yourself?

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