Why haven't you decided to lose your virginity to a

>>34294754
I did 10 years ago when I was 18, haven't had sex since then.

I've had 3+ opportunities to lose it to fat ugly chicks.

I'm not desperate.

>>34294754
I'm not a virgin but I'm considering getting one anyway, because I have a bunch of money and nothing to spend it on. I know it would just make me feel like shit and make me wanna kill myself though, because it's pretty much the most pathetic thing a guy can do. But I kind of enjoy feeling like shit so I just might.

>>34294754
I think many have felt unwanted for most of their lives, a prostitute isn't going to change that, virginity is not the actual issue.

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>>34294754
Because my dick doesn't work.

Becuase I live with my parents and my twin brother and I can't hide it from them, especially from my brother.
If I live my house they will ask where

>>34295510
whats wrong with your cock anon?

>>34294754
I don't want to become an even bigger loser.

I want to get an escort but i'm afraid of the police

>>34295535
No idea, it just never got hard. The first time I came through masturbating I was 18.
I'm not even gonna bother getting it fixed, it isn't even in the problems top 10.

Feels like admitting defeat. So pathetic you have to pay for sex. I'd rather be a proud virgin than that. Also I think if the right girl comes along she will appreciate me not having sex with a hooker.

>>34295658
Being a ''proud'' virgin is worse than being just a virgin, Anon.

>>34295630
my cock not working would be problem #1 dude
unless I was a mentally il degenerate

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>>34295709
Having mutilated my face is my #1
I'd trade my dick entirely to look the way I was supposed to.

>>34294754
You can't MAGA by sexing up prostitutes.

>>34295825
>trade my dick
mentally ill faggot all right.

>>34295930
I'd love to see you live it.

>>34294754
I'm so poor I can't even afford the cheapest one

Giving out money to get AIDS sounds like a terrible idea.

>>34294754
I did I paid 150 dollars for a asian trap hooker tonbreak my buhymen and cum in my boipussy, I also came inside her while she rode me.

I've never been the "hump and dump" type.

WARNING TO ALL ROBOTS:
AS SOON AS YOU BANG A HOOKER YOU LOSE YOUR ROBOT MEMBERSHIP
I REPEAT
AS SOON AS YOU BANG A HOOKER YOU LOSE YOUR ROBOT MEMBERSHIP

>>34296888
Isn't that all of our goals? to lose our "membership"?

I barely to talk to people, especially women. I'd have too much anxiety in that situation for it to be enjoyable anyway.

I'd rather accomplish it for the first time on hard mode. After that whatever, I might make it my hobby since it's legal here and I make more than I spend anyway.

>>34296910
considering people in here often compete to see who's worst off, i dont think so

>>34294754
too expensive, afraid of getting std.

not worth it. virginity is a loose term anyways.

>>34294754
Paying a whore is cheating.

I have to beat life on European Extreme difficulty or I'il never be satisfied with myself.