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who here /oaatsandbutteredtoastwithicecoffeeandusingathinkpad/ here? is there anything more eclectic?
Also post anything food related in this thread.
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>>34339388
Toast in your oatmeal? Ice cubes in your coffee? Just what in the fuck are you trying to pull here, OP?
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>>34339388
All those carbs...
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>>34339406
>1906
>not putting your toast in your coffee
pleb
>>34339430
oats are high fiber slow release carbs. theyre fine to eat. its whole whest toast too although not as good as oats.
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>hire a math tutor to do all my online math homework for me
>We only meet up once, to establish a money deal. Have only talked a few times over text in regards to the math assignments
>she's 24, cute as fuck, and I had a mini crush on her when I first met her
>on OKCupid as I'm scrolling through chicks, I fucking see her profile pop up
WHAT SHOULD I DO BROS
Should I actually message my tutor? I mean...It would be so fucking weird, what could I say? It's not like she's an actual tutor for me so we don't meet up..I can't say "hey let's go to such and such our session" because she's just doing my online homework for me..
What should I do bros? Should I just visit her profile/Like it, and leave it at that? It alerts you who visited your profile etc on your end, so she'd definitely know...
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>hiring a math tutor for online work
Fucking brainlets, when will they learn?
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>>34339386
Do it, also I need a pic of her for fapping
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>>34339386
why would she want to date someone who can't even do their homework?
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>be fascist
>embody traditional masculine virtues
>beyond alpha and beta
>don't bend to women's shit
>good body
>no gf ever
>disgusting liberal degenerates, destroyers of civilization, killers or virtue, extremely unhealty individuals have gfs, side chicks and fuckbuddies
Explain this absurdity.
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Does the "beyond alpha and beta " fade when you actually go out and interact with the public?
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Well, you see, its because your fantasies of fascism are weird and the facts of the fascist self-destruction of several societies that adopted it in the last century have turned people away from it to liberalism that led to the development of modern technology. :)
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if you were that good you'd have no trouble attracting a traditional woman, but you probably have a delusional, narcissistic view of yourself.
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I can't stop thinking incestuous thoughts. This is what happens when you're a KV into our 20s.
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>>34339332
OP, wtf is in that pic? Some kind of tendie taco?
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>>34339359
Yes it releases at Taco Bell this weekend if you are an American. It's the logical successor to the doritos taco.
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>>34339332
can confirm.
I'm 28 and only want to fuck my sister
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What do I do if I literally don't lose weight? I've been spending a week eating less, sleeping better, switching to green tea, and I've even been doing more chores, hanging out with friends, spending more time on my feet, going outside, and even stretching all the time and playing sports.
Today I somehow got even fucking fatter doing all this like my pants won't even fucking fit that I was wearing pretty easy last week. I got fatter by dieting and exercising, nice.
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> Spending a week
> One week
Of course you're not seeing results you dumb asshole. It takes a lot longer than that. The first gains you'll experience won't be weight loss, it'll be increased energy to do shit. Then you invest that energy into actual exercise like running, not stupid bullshit like "going for walks or whatever". Keep at it you stupid fucking frogposter, you're gonna make it. Now get >>>/out/
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>>34339435
But I've been dieting on and off for a year and literally keep getting fatter by the day
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>>34339440
Then you're doing something wrong because what you are describing is impossible. Unless you're going to sit here and tell me that your body holds a universal point of singularity where the laws of physics have no bearing than you're not being honest with me or yourself. Tell me, Imperial, what does your "diet" actually consist of, what changes have you made?
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Why are white women becoming like this, shes so fucking stupid i can't wrap my head around this
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>>34339288
Not talking about arguments right now, but atleast she writes better than 90% of instagram users I have seen so far. Shes atleast not "so fucking stupid" imo.
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Because nigger dick turns them into complete fucking retards
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>>34339343
are you kidding?
there's roughly a dozen errors there
she's a moron
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Are pornstars just robots who can make a life out of degeneracy?
I mean most are mentally ill, emotionally broke, deug addicts, came from shitty houses, some do disgusting things etc. They look like Staceys but probably would be shut-ins if not for their appearance
Probably even the chads in porn are just phisically tuned up robots. Evan Stone said he was bullied a lot when he was a kid, for example.
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whores always whorin
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>>34339253
depends on your robot-definition.
some are fucked up mentally.
but some are probably just dumb as fuck (dont take the "i only act dumb" meme seriously).
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>>34339253
>Are pornstars just robots
No. This could not be further from the case, you underage prat. They're just wayward types who don't give a fuck. They're also criminals in many cases.
Chad always wins. No exceptions.
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1uzuiaPMPrV
Betas BTFO
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I am better looking than Dan Bilzerian and don't need a beard to cover my strong chin.
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>>34339287
Yeah but you don't have 6 different models sucking you off every day, now do you?
So my roommate brought his GF over last night. Everyone got along fine and everything, nothing weird happened. After she left, I made a comment to my roommate about his GF, saying that I'd rape that hard if you know what I mean, exaggeratedly moving my eyebrows up and down just to get the point across that I was only joking. He got really fucking pissed at me and threatened to beat the shit out of me if I ever said anything like that again.
I saw him and his girlfriend together again today and she kept glaring at me.
What the fuck is wrong with normies? Why do they get so fucking mad when you make jokes about their GFs?
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>>34339233
lol
I legitimately think autistics should be euthanized
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>>34339233
>I'd rape that hard if you know what I mean,
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>>34339233
some people just can't take a joke i guess
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I WANT TO FALL IN LOVE
FOR FUCKS SAKE
I JUST WANT TO
FALL
IN
LOVE
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>>34339231
Love doesn't exist.
originally
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>>34339231
Trust me you don't.
Your heart will be ripped out and you won't be able to think about anything but her
You will eventually lose the will to live because you realize you will never be with her
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>>34339231
go do it then
it's not hard
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Why do you really want a gf? 2017-01-22 06:53:53 Post No.34339157
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Why do you really want a gf?
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25 year old khv cyborg here.
Many of you guys write that they want "to be genuinely loved" and to give that love back to a significant other. Recently I've discovered that the main reason for me was just attention whoring. I don't want a gf because I want someone to love me and who I can love back but rather for showing off a nice girl in public and in front of my family. I love the thought of other people seeing me with a beautiful woman and thinking "wow, that guy made it!". I just want people (family and strangers) to see that I'm not a retarded loser.
Does that make me some sort of psychopath or are such thoughts common?
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that's the normie kind of mindset, normies just like to pretend they don't act that way because it gets them the moral high ground
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I just want a girl i can always cuddle with and give kisses to.
Oh, and also so everyone stops wondering why i'm single and acting like i'm worthless for not having a gf.
B-but mostly because i want a grill waiting to snug me when i get home.
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Id like to have te sex, reliability, tlc and appearance of being normal from a gf
But I realised i would be a shit boyfriend, I'm exhausted from work and I'm not motivated to really go out places, I'm obsessed with saving my money for a easy care free future, and my years without friends has left me unable to hold a conversation, the man I am today doesn't have the tools to be good boyfriend
Fuck being miserable about something I cant change
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Where my fatbro's at?
>tfw want to go to the nearby convenience store and pig out
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Just about to eat a big mac, 2 sandwiches, a box of instant noodles, 4 donuts and a bar of chocolate
also finishing up my captain morgan with some red bull
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>>34339211
Please stop killing yourself anon.
Anyone can make it!
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>>34339138
>tfw diet starting tomorrow
Gonna pig out today
Is fashion stagnating? You could probably get away with wearing the same clothes you wore 20 years ago, and that's the first time that's been the case since maybe the 30s.
There are certain identifiable trends from the 90s, 2000s and 10s (90s had the grunge aesthetic, 2000s had emo/"gangster", 10s has hipster) but they aren't uniform in the way trends from the 70s and 80s were, in that EVERYONE wore the same breeds of outfits. Most people today just wear generic branded t-shirts and jeans, and this has been true since the 90s.
Here's a photo from 1997. Almost none of these people would look particularly out of place today.
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>>34339120
reminder that people wore the same clothes for 100s of years.
The invention of synthetic fabrics just meant there were a whole load of new clothes available. Its settled down now.
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>>34339120
Shit was baggier in 1997. Way baggier - loose fitting was all the rage.
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Everything's stagnating. This isn't necessarily a bad thing. The breakneck speed of advancement in everything in the 20th Century was never going to be sustainable.
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So /r9k/, why do you still watch or believe the fake news media if they keep lying and getting exposed every single day now? What the hell are they even thinking? Do they even know the internet exists and that every single lie will get exposed?
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Nobody cares. Trump is called out on his lies all the time and still people love him.
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dont forget all the shootings are hoaxes too
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Who cares you faggot, politics are one of the shittiest interests to have
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Just listened to my online girlfriend try to kill herself, and her parents finding her half-dead body on her bed. I tried to stop her, but she wouldn't throw up.
What the fuck. Ive seen so much online gore, ive watched girls get beaten, shot, and so much more on all the edgelord gore threads on /b/, but why am i so disturbed?
I feel disgusting and sad and lonely
If I feel this way just seeing someone in this situation, knowing how bad they felt to put themselves in that situation must be a thousand times worse, and that scares me
How the fuck do I deal with my own emotions and fear so I can help them when they need it?
How can I help someone that wont throw up their pills when they're begged to?
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Why would you make a post on 4chan about this?
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>>34339057
You enjoy the morbidness of the detatchment and misery to the point of romanticizing it emotionally. Welcome to the next level my friend.
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>>34339057
dump her
you're my gf now op