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oh man, this is the first time I've seen a thread so early

>>34341653
I'm consist. It's nicer to do it early than wait until the old thread reaches 550+

>>34341676
Consistant. Apparently I can't spell today

women are so lazy, they can chase after the men now.

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>>34341622
>tfw this post reminded me that I could have had a kid but it got aborted

>>34341622
How big is a newborn baby?

>>34341599
>224oz of piss
no you dont

>>34341700
Yea I do. Its just 7 Powerade bottles.

>>34341794
proof+timestamp

>>34341597

No one really likes traps, they're being shilled for on here to create more queers who will pay money to pornographers to see unemployable shemales desperate for money.

>>34341597
Try fapping to Bailey Jay senpai then you will understand.

>>34341619
Hate to burst that bubble but infact true robots do want to fuck a qt trap, its also not gay if we wanted to be gay we would just fuck a normal gay guy.

I was thinking about toaster in bathtub, is that just a meme? Pls respond

www.lostallhope.com

drop hanging is painless

>>34341635
thanks anon

orgggggggin

Oh: This word followed by any statement is trouble. Example; "Oh, let me get that". Or, "Oh, I talked to him about what you were doing last night." If she says "Oh" before a statement, RUN, do not walk, to the nearest exit. She will tell you that she is "Fine" when she is done tossing your clothes out the window, but do not expect her to talk to you for at least 2 days. "Oh" as the lead to a sentence usually signifies that you are caught in a lie. Do not try to lie more to get out of it, or you will get raised eyebrows "Go ahead" followed by acts so inspeakable that we can't bring ourselves to write about them.

That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can say to a man. "That's Okay," means that she wants to think long and hard before paying you retributions for what ever it is that you have done.
"That's Okay" is often used with the word "Fine" and used in conjunction with a raised eyebrow "Go ahead". At some point in the near future when she has plotted and planned, you are going to be in some mighty big trouble.

Please Do: This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is that you have done. You have a fair chance to tell the truth, so be careful and you shouldn't get a "That's Okay".

Thanks: A woman is thanking you. Do not faint; just say you're welcome.

Thanks a lot: This is much different from "Thanks". A woman will say, "Thanks a lot" when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have hurt her in some callous way, and will be followed by the "Loud Sigh". Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh", as she will only tell you "Nothing".

I hope this clears up any misunderstandings...

>>34341433
>>34341435
These are some good posts, but they are completely wasted on /r9k/.

What the fuck is this are you trying to fit in or something?
(You) denied get out.

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>>34341432
Sunday is already ending. I can no longer feel comfy.

>>34341432
>>34341464
You guys actually keep track of days from your parent's basement?

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I just ate a turkey sandwich and I'm pretty full.

my dad died in my most recent dream
that was just after new years
how about you OP

>>34341648
Yesterday I dreamed I was in class taking a test, which was to read a book on the history of film. And for some reason I was sitting behind a fat girl.

>>34341741
interesting. i've never had a dream about taking a test, even though i know that's a common theme in dreams.
what's the weirdest dream you've ever had?

>>34341383
Refer to someone who looks like a woman as a dude

But I think you are just projecting honestly even women call themselves dudes so nobody would give you a weird look for that

You assume their gender, shitlord.

>>34341383
Humanity hates honesty.

>>34341345
My wife is a high functioning autist.
Far superior to normie girls.

>>34341345
Not really random person that came up to me for no reason.


Now clear off.

>>34341368
>my wife

GTFO

>>34341316

>tfw i was too autistic and uncoordinated to play sports growing up

>>34341336
i'm uncoordinated too but i love getting to hit people, even though i'm a passive bitch off the ice

Figure skating, hockey, speed skating?!? Which fucking sport anon?
Pro-tip the only robot sport is target shooting

>>34341287
>love her

All you faggots are just infatuated with them, you have no idea what love is like.

>haven't seen her since 2012
>been dating someone who looks like her for 4 years
>it helps somewhat

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>>34341358
kek here's the jaded love expert who's own problems are worse than everyone elses

>>34341283
Honestly? You said "simple" but what I'm assuming you mean is "easy" so I'm gonna go with weed.

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>>34341283
I tend to stick to the classics.
Vidya and animu.

>>34341300
Weed is for losers, I don't want to be dependant on a drug to make me happy.

>>34341252
She gave me a disgusted look and said "what are you doing?"

Don't need to, do it all the time.

>>34341286
What this anon said. I go to my mother house every Monday and Friday and we watch movies aswell.

>>34341231
Sigh.
Saged, reported, and hidden.
Stop doxxing under aged girls.

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>>34341256
>18
>underaged

anon

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>>34341231
She's too popular.