/britfeel/

oh man, this is the first time I've seen a thread so early

>>34341653
I'm consist. It's nicer to do it early than wait until the old thread reaches 550+

>>34341676
Consistant. Apparently I can't spell today

YEAH YEAH YEAH

I'M STILL ABOUT

>>34341321
>>34341405
>>34341560
>>34341620
try having to get your bloods done every 2 weeks, it really isn't as bad as it seems if you just relax. don't look at the needle or your arm, just relax your arm and look right ahead. it shouldn't be agony, if it is then tell them to stop immediately because they're doing it wrong

PRO TIP: if you have to ever book a blood test, ask for a phlebotomist if they have one. their one job is to take blood, they're fucking excellent. if not a phlebotomist ask for a nurse, they do bloods more often than doctors. GPs are universally awful at doing bloods

>>34341626
2bh if you clench too tight it can fuck things up, needle can go into your muscle etc., but most likely she was inept. don't worry m8 it wasn't your fault

>>34341611
>Tesco

Theresa isn't made of money, those laces are made of the finest Spar strawberries.

>>34341636
Surely the contents of my basket and posts indicate how disabled I am, even I can figure that out.

>>34341693
TEEEEEEEEEEEEMPPPPPPPPPPPPPZZZZZZ

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A new thread, a new call for waifus

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>tfw dad keeps making fun of me because he walked in on me crying at a TV show

It was a week ago you fuck move on ree

>>34341736
What telly show were you watching?

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>>34341716
>tfw you missed doing your arm day today
I can't afford to just lose weight lads, need to get swole

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>>34341716
Possibly my last waifu post of the weekend

>>34341740
Goblin, lad, it's a cute kdrama

>>34341707
Leave your autism in the previous thread lad, new threads are for fresh starts.

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>>34341716
trainfu posted

>>34341705
the women who butchered my arm 20 times with a needle failing to take blood was a "phlebotomist"

>>34341736
everyone point and laugh at this poof

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>>34341716
Posting. I remembered to attach the picture this time.
>34341736
Your Father sounds like a petty man.

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>>34341736
K-On gets me emotional too lad

>>34341788
I can't even (you) right.
>>34341736
I am a failure

>>34341783
she should be shot then, my mum was a phlebotomist and she could do it literally painlessly

better luck next time ; )

>>34341736
Heh, had a mental image of it being like a year on and your dad is just still making the same jokes about you crying.

Is life purgatory?

Is this why there is both good and bad in one realm?

Is it a test to see whether your good enough for ascension?

>>34341835
no, life is just a bitter struggle to do anything but die, and this goes for every living thing on earth

humans are the only ones to have built up a bunch of additional bullshit around it

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>>34341716
Posted
>>34341736
I cry at everything, lad. It's okay.
>tfw my dad's a conspiracy theorist

>>34341827
Wouldn't put it past him lad
>>34341913
It wasn't even full on crying, it was like just a tear or two and he walked in at the wrong moment

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Ordering some french army MRE's off ebay to try out

was it autism lads, might be a new hobby though

>>34341971
Have you seen Mike Jeavons try and live off MREs for a week?

She said she would come over but I'm starting to think that's not the case lads. Already 9pm.

>>34341736
It's okay lad, my dad does this too.
My mum was watching Call the Midwife earlier and some bloke in it who beats his wife started pressing a lit ciggy on her tits and I started crying and had to leave. Dad started mocking me immediately

>>34342024
Serves you right Normo.

>>34341971
Pretty damn autistic, but can understand why people get into it

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>>34341913
We'll let the Boss decide....

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>>34342045
thanks lad

original kkkoment

>>34342027
you and the other lad sound like pansies

>>34341997
no

worth watching?

>>34342092
I bet you piss yourself about "chad" while trying to be him. Tough and emotionless like men should be right?

>>34342064
I don't care what /v/ says, I really liked MGSV.

But then, maybe that's because I don't hold everything to the standards of what I wanted over what I got.

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>tfw still stuck in East Devon

At least I'll be going to sleep shortly and this feel will not be an issue

south coast reporting in, i need a gf

requirements:

must be a girl

>>34342144
Yeah, I thought it was good. I haven't seen anyone else mention him though. He ends up not researching what he got properly and messes up at the end.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LaYRLwB05F8

>>34342148
lad, crying at a TV show is pathetic.

>>34342226
Would girl (male) count?

>>34342207
I live on the kent/london border and I'd kill to live in a place as peaceful as east devon, lad

the grass is always greener on the other side, eh

>>34342236
I cried at a tv show when I was on a major comedown and just come off my meds. Cant imagine doing it under normal circumstances.

>>34342226
I'm a ((girl)) if that counts?

>>34342236
For what reason? Because it's not real?
I won't accept "it just is"

>>34342347
yes, because it is a work of fiction. If they are showing a war torn country on the news with kids all bloodied up that's one thing but welling up at some shitty drama is the pits

>want to download a specific season of an anime
>fuck all seeds on public trackers
>it isn't available on the (good) streaming site I normally use
>only available on crunchyroll @ 480p in Flash

can't even say what anime it is because I don't want spoiled

>>34342420

> tfw haven't cried about anything in at least two years

lost the ability to feel sometime ago
still looking for where i last left it

>>34342420
Do you think people enjoy fiction in a purely observatory, documentary sense? Is it beyond comprehension to you that people might get an emotional response from it?

watching this apple tree yard thing

mum is busy ironing while 2 middle aged civil servants are shagging loudly, what's with the degeneracy these days

>>34342420
So you've NEVER cared about anything that happened in a fictional show?

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Who /eatsbogies/ here?

>>34342474
it's not beyond my comprehension but the only people I know that cry at at TV shows and Movies are teenage girls

>>34342515
No

>>34342561
did someone say BOGIES

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mblkUZgOwPQ

>>34342585
>No
Then why watch them?

>>34342585
You're not watching the right movies lad

also
>Implying women even understand any truly deep movies

>>34342268
I'd rather be in the city desu. Sitting along the Thames and gazing up at the skyscrapers with all the lights.

>>34342622
I don't. I barely watch TV because I get annoyed with most shows within a couple of minutes and turn it off again

>>34342456
Tried nyaa lad?

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>work tomorrow
>up at 05:55 to be ready for a 09:00 start
>home by 18:05
>around 3 hours of internet browsing, not including the time spent gulping down a ready meal before time for bed to start all over on Tuesday

Only 45 more years to go h-haha

>>34342696
I can relate lad, its true fucking suffering

>>34342696

You're doing it wrong.

> i'm up at 8:10
> driving to work at 8:45 for 9:00 start
> leave office at 5:00, home at 5:15

I've been doing this shit for so long I've optimised the flow down to the critical path.

let me guess, london?

>>34342696
I'm back working again as of tomorrow and dreading the first two weeks at 40 hours.
I took a 20 hour contract so I could be working but not stressed but now I have to get "fully immersed" in the place ready for peak trade in easter

>>34342756
Not that lad but for a London perspective I get up at 9:15, walk to work for 10

>>34342693
wew lad, managed to find it on there. Thanks for your help.

>>34342585
>the only people I know that cry at at TV shows and Movies are teenage girls
you don't know any teenage girls, don't lie

>>34342764
First day at the chocolate egg factory?

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>>34342756
>london
Glasgow.

Up at 05:55, shower, shit, shave, dress, breakfast, brush teeth, out the door to catch a train at 07:55, in town for ~08:20, take another shit at work, sit at my desk for 08:30, open up all the required programs / applications and sign into my phone.

>About to steal a pasty from the fridge
>My brother walks in to heat up his dinner
>Leave the kitchen until he's finished so there's no witnesses to my theft
>Go back in, open the fridge and the last pasty is gone

That fucking fat prick stole my pasty

Anyone else shower post? Feels pretty good

>>34342873
Kek nah nigwog, B&Q

>>34342923
>Shitting after you shower

doing it wrong as usual you jock bastard

>watching the force: Manchester
>girl scratched her neck with glass because family mad with her and bf left her
>cop says "we can't fix things on the spot, we can only offer the right help"
>"these people need their voices heard, they need help"
>bet she got taken to psyche ward

>I slit wrist deep in police station because deep psychological issues
>merely taken to hospital and then discharged after short psyche questions

FUCKING REE. YOU WILL HEAR MY FUCKING VOICE

>>34342991
After my coffee with breakfast that's when I need to poo. I understand shitting before showering would be the best in terms of hygiene but ultimately it doesn't matter. It's not as if I'm not properly wiping my arse. And no one is going to be sniffing around down there anyway because I'm not a normalshit.

>>34343011
Kek reminds me of a time in high school when a girl slashed another girls throat with a snapped chippy plastic fork. Never seen her again after that, I like to think she ended up in some psychiatric ward

>>34342696
Are you me lad?
>leave work at 5
>don't get home until 6:50

>>34343011
If you know you've got issues that you need help for, go out of your fucking way to find help instead of hoping someone will notice you. You clearly don't even want to help yourself if you're hoping someone else will do the legwork for you, and that means that even if someone does notice your plea and signs you up, you'll never be sorted out because you don't want to make the effort to do anything for yourself.

christ alive

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have you checked for lynks disease today?

cant be arsed with a night walk, im gonna stay in, watch trainspotting and try to get myself in bed before 5am

>>34343011
You don't have a moist hole between your legs, you are absolutely disposable

I'm still in my first year of wageslaving. Do workers get time off at Easter time? Like you know in school there was a big easter holiday? Obviously I don't expect 2 weeks off but is there ANY time off around then? When is the next holiday I can look forward to in order to expect a break from the misery?

>>34343165
source on that spook pls lad

>>34343230
"This house has people in it"

Lads I really fancy the girl who lives across the road.

She seems like a quiet, bookish type and might actually be in my league.

Anyone got any ideas for how I can approach her?

>>34343057
I bet thre was a boy involved somehow. Like the latter stole the former's boyfriend or something.

So I'm basically homeless.

I have bills coming out next week and my rent too, and my bank balance is already in minus.

I spent all money this weekend on alcohol and coke and can't borrow any money from bank (bad credit) and I have no relatives or friends to stay with.

What can I do?

any of you homos/prison fags actually lost your virginity? how did it happen, was you top or bottom?

>>34343259
visit the railway bridge

>>34343259
Contact your landlord as soon as possible and let him know there's a problem.

When are you likely to be able to pay rent?

>>34343259
have you thought about killing yourself?

>>34343259
If you have a car you could sleep in that at the very least?

>>34343252
Anonymous dick pics through the letterbox.
>>34343259
Ask your dealer for a refund?

>>34343230
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-pj8OtyO2I


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I31T0Yt7GxU

SALUTE THE FLAG!
SALUTE THE FLAG!

>>34343109
Lad. I've seen 3 therapists on my own back. All they do is discharge you because personality disorders are too hard for them to deal with. I have tried again and again to get help.

Nothing was being done. So I took this one drastic measure.

You retard lad

>>34343259
you need a van my man

dont tell anyone you are sleeping there, but it certainly beats the street

>>34343299
as if his landlord will give a shit about some cokehead loser

more stable to kick him out and get someone reliable who can actually pay rent rather than spend his money on drugs

>>34343252

get stalking, find out when she leaves the house and where she goes to and "accidentally" bump into her some time

>>34343330
Takes months and months to kick someone out of a flat lad.

>>34343259
>what do I do
You know what to do.

Kek says commit mass murder

>>34343299
DONT DO THIS

landlords can't kick you out easily even if you don't pay

>>34343317
>retard for not knowing information you never disclosed or gave any way of inferring
sorry I'm not a psychic lad, if you wanted people to understand that you weren't a clown who hurt himself for attention maybe you should have led with that

Anyone else have this constant existential malaise? Like that feeling after you've just come back from a holiday or a festival, but constantly and without reason? I've had it for a week or so now and it's tiring me out lads.

>>34343259
Visit the Citizen's Advice Bureau.

>>34343345
Yeah? So? Why shouldn't he talk to the guy?

His landlord will delay starting eviction proceedings if he communicates with him.

>>34343341
>>34343345
Is this also true if you live with your mother and pay her rent each month even if there is no contract?

>>34343379
No.

If you share a house with your landlord, whether it's your mother or not, they can kick you out much, much easier.

>>34343374
Why the fuck would he delay anything?

Landlords are scum

>>34343299

I get paid at the end of the month but those wages will barely cover my bills rent plus any penalty fees.

I'm -300 already, I owe someone 200. Even if I manage to clear all my debts I won't have any money for food, and more importantly, bus money to get to work.

I'll definitely lose my job if I don't turn up this week (which I can't now).

Considering getting a caravan to live in lads, can get good ones like these for 2 grand

http://caravans.autotrader.co.uk/used-caravans/willerby/jubilee/willerby-jubilee-free-delivery-newton-stewart-cfpa-2c929a7a578fcd2001583f657a8f129a/seoregion/scotland

Just not sure how much itd cost to supply it with electricity and water though

>>34343455
You can get a crisis loan, get in contact with your local council.

>>34343359
Your point is fair. Sorry for calling you a retard in that case.

>>34343438
I'm pretty sure they have to give you a certain amount of notice to move out

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Any Brit lads going to be in Jacksonville, FL in the near future? We'll go shooting and drink bourbon (in no particular order). We'll go get a bison burger afterwards!

>>34343497
My point was if you just stop paying it's literally months before they can force you out.

The best way isn't to say "sorry sir I can't pay" they'll just start the process, best way is to pretend you forgot to pay and drag it out

>>34343482
I'm not on benefits on the gov website it says

You are only eligible for a Budgeting Loan if you've been on certain benefits for 6 months.

>>34343512
something about this post seems fishy

>>34343438
Costs money and time to get a new tenant.

Makes more sense to just wait if your tenant says he'll have the money in a reasonable amount of time.

>>34343455
You can easily steal food or get it from a food bank or even go skip diving. How far is work? You could walk it. I was in a similar situation to you a few years ago and I walked three hours to work and three hours back.

You could also consider asking your employer for an advance on wages.

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>>34343512
one day I will visit burgerland, and I will shoot all the Enfields, FAL's and stens I want

>>34343471
I lived in a static for a while and it was shit, they are a bitch to heat and they get really damp, they aren't as comfy as you think

>>34343512
Only if you kill me after

>>34343486
reasonable of you mate, sorry for being so inflammatory in the first place

I had no way of knowing your situation was so desperate, but now I do I feel wholeheartedly for you

public mental health services are garbage, my sister has an undiagnosed condition that I suspect is bipolar disorder, she frequently fabricates her own truth and has suicidal bouts, and when she tried to get help for it they sent her to a MIND clinic where all the did was make her draw pictures to express her feelings
have you considered going private, if at all feasible?

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>you'll never join an elite counterinsurgency to re-take Rhodesia

>>34343537

>fishy

No, I said "bison" burger, friend

>>34343550

Good look trying to find an Enfield where I am. Most collectors tend to treat those rifles like classic cars.

>>34343571

No can do, compadre.

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>>34343611
>tfw you'll never be a rhodesian soldier and be admired and respected by all

>>34343572
It is shit. It's not an enjoyable ride
>have you considered going private.

No, but I've considered going postal so they change the system

>>34343631
>Most collectors tend to treat those rifles like classic cars

Seems rather silly they would unless it had some history behind it

the government built millions of them to arm third worlders

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41-dLH5YqeU

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>>34343611
>>34343643

Don't make me dump my rhodesia folder

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>>34343698
Post them, lad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xDcK_z5GA5s

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>>34343698
guy on the bottom left looks like dylan roof

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>>34343631
>Most collectors tend to treat those rifles like classic cars
So they leave them outside to rot for thirty years?

>>34343659
they'll write you off as a nutter, the public will vilify you assuming you even get any attention for it and the system will stay as it is, it's not worth hurting innocent people over it because the cunts responsible for your suffering won't suffer for it at all themselves

if you can afford it, go private, because shrinks with a monetary incentive won't write off your issues as being "too difficult" if there's a pay cheque attached to them

I hope there's some light in your future, anon, even if you can't see it yet

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>>34343724
might as well

bit of /rhodesiafeel/ wouldn't hurt

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>>34343754
>bit of /rhodesiafeel/ wouldn't hurt
Only slightly

>>34343512

Can I suck your willy?

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>>34343754
article was from soldier of fortune

>>34343737

Only if you're a poor

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>>34343779

I'm not entirely opposed to the idea, but referring to my Love Missile as a "willy" sounds goofy.

Please refer to me as Luke Thighwalker from here on.

>>34343754
Honest question: Rhodesian ridgeback or Rhodesian bareback reverse cowgirl?

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>>34343781
https://youtu.be/2wybow3G7E8

somehow this is not original

>>34343823
>love missile
>luke thighwalker

never mind I lost interest

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>>34343874
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Dingo

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>>34343874
good stuff lad, how big is your rhodeisa folder?

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>>34343919
https://youtu.be/xDcK_z5GA5s

>>34343929
couple of hundred images mixed in with some saffer stuff

might upload it if I can be bothered for /k/ one day

>>34343917
that's what you get for propositioning yanks, m8

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>>34343971
Some very handy stuff the chinks and russians sent mr mugabe

>>34341705
Go for the old nurses.

>Have to get bloods taken.
>Go in.
>Old ass nurse, must be like 65.
>Sit down
>Alright, I'm done.
>WHAT
>Didn't feel a thing, literally stuck and drained me in about 10 seconds.
>Literally no pain.

Amazing. Good old white nurses.

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>tfw no giantess gf
Why live? I'm 6'0" this is never going to happen

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>>34344000
End of that little dump

pic related though a nifty T-55 the South Africans found on a cargo ship customs check (the eastern bloc were smuggling them into Angola). South Africans duly confiscated everything and sent them north of the border so the rhodies could have a few new toys to play with.

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>>34344115
Thanks for bolstering my folder, lad. We really shouldn't have left Rhodesia out to dry

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>>34344066

She's a big girl

(Do you like my meme lads)

Just went into the garage to get a can of coke (that's where we keep them as it's as cold as the fridge in there this time of year)

Saw my Dad pissing on the dog. I said "What the fuck are you doing?" He said it's a training technique, to "show dominance"

My mum heard the commotion and she has just accepted his explanation but I can't. Would you?

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>>34344167
For you

Yes. This is also original

starting a new job in a city I live 100 miles away from, as it was the only way into the field (grad scheme accoutancy) i could find at this time at a company i like

Is that weird? it's not even like moving down to london, it's just a random city

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>>34344198

>tfw you will never dive into an enormous vagina

Sat in my college bar drinking a desperado, lads

>>34344175
piss on ur pop m8

>>34344175
>things that never happened

unsurprisingly not an original post

lads i'm a fucked up down n out and i fuckin LOVE IT.

>>34344290
I know it's tough to believe but we really do keep cans of coke in the garage. And diet coke for mum.

>>34341693
>>34341712

TV's not even HD, lads.

>>34344320
>and a diet coke for mum
nice touch but I'm not convinced senpai

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>>34344246
I'm not really into giantesses of that magnitude
>tfw no ogre gf

>>34344240
>it's just a random city
Pretty much only city worthy of being called a city in the UK is london

rest are overgrown towns

>>34344379
I saw a girl that was about 6'5 a couple days ago

she was qt

>>34344379
tall girl forced herself on me once

was prettty hot

>>34344390
I saw a girl once who was at least 6'7" and she was wearing heals as well so it was a dream come true

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>>34344410
Sounds heavenly, lad

>>34344389
Manchester, Birmingham and Glasgow are definitely real cities. Newcastle and Liverpool are borderline. Otherwise I agree with you.

>>34344175
That's bang out of order

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we just posting porn now?

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>>34344423

Did your date go well then?

>>34344503
Agreed. Is that your number?

>>34344493
Have to include Edinburgh in there fella

>>34344515
I saw her. I'm not that courageous.

>tfw moving flat
>alone

Literally going to have to carry a 42" plasma screen, small fridge, tumble dryer and two office desks into a second-floor apartment next week

Not gonna make it lads

>>34344542
Nah Edinburgh is the very definition of an overgrown town. Nice place though.

>>34344536
Yes, I hope it's not against the rules.

>>34344493
nah mate they're not.

Their town centres are about the size of a single london neighbourhood

>>34344410
please tell this story

>>34341641

>tfw chad
>Still post here out of habit
>Hate it
>Can't stop myself

anyone else watching trainspotting? cant believe ive never bothered to watch this film before, although the scenes earlier in the old pubs and clubs made me want to take up smoking again pretty bad

>>34344571
Nah it's not. If I give you a ring then will you answer?

>>34344590
A load of us watched it on Friday night. Was really good. I got drunk and really enjoyed myself.

what's the cheapest way to get viagra? my dick doesn't work anymore because of sertraline.

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I want to marry Tio

>>34344590
Yeah its up there in my top ten.

Can't imagine why it needed a sequel though, what the fuck.

>>34344584
Some friend of mine who's about 3 years older than me and a good few inches taller. Bit DFC but very skinny.

We got drunk and went back to mine to watch movies sat on the sofa and she just took her top off (no bra) and climbed on top of me started making out then took my hand and led me to my bedroom.

>>34344637
>my dick doesn't work anymore because of sertraline

Ask your GP for another antidepressant.

>>34344597
Sure. I'm not great on the phone though. I just felt like posting my number because last time I had a fun conversation with someone on here.

>>34344676

give us some rough details lad before I ring you, are you a NEET? age, are you a fag?

>>34344590
>although the scenes earlier in the old pubs and clubs made me want to take up smoking again pretty bad

Why, do you think you are good looking like Renton?

You'll just look creepy

Fucking hell lads, just went white from half a joint.

Tried to play on my PS4 and the controller was just flopping out of my hands.

>>34344637
yeah fuck that senpai i got off that shit.
im on mirtazapine now shit is cash

Does anyone here still live in the exact same way they did as a child?

In the morning I have eggy soldiers for breakfast and then watch cartoons all day. After CBBC goes off I have a warm milk and then a bath. I still sleep in my childhood bedroom and I still wear childish pajamas.

4Chan is literally the only even slightly adult thing I do.

I'm 25 years old.

>>34344691
Alright but I don't want to derail the thread with soc discussion. 24yo neet candy-ass

>>34344737
>anonymous
nice try faggot

is anyone watching eggy's stream now??

does britfeel care about the egg man at all?

>>34344730
Bloody hell lad, what's CBBC like these days?

>>34344699

no, i could never be renton level fit, its probably just seeing it like that that made me miss it again, i mean to the point where i missed smoking when i was first packing in, within the first week or so

>>34344730
Maybe get a job faggotron

>>34344763
i love eggman whats he doing on stream?

>>34344389
if it's got a cathedral it's a city

we're a country built on tradition, let's not forget our traditional definitions because without them we're no better than the yanks

>>34344750
Sry I'm using mimi (I don't own a computer) which doesn't allow auto names for some stupid reason. Just forgot to select it in that post

>>34344763
What's the link to his stream? I might pop by

>>34344785
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYavt3PEL-w

>>34344788
And if you want a cathedral we've got one to spare,
In my Liverpool home...

>>34344768
It's good. The best shows are The Dumping Ground and The Secret Life of Boys.
>>34344770
I don't have any plans to get a job and my mummy says she doesn't mind.

>>34344884
She says she doesn't mind but she is dying inside.

>>34344730
No, when I was a child I went to school every day

>>34344768
anyone gonna dial it and see what happens?

>>34344930
I think she's quite glad that I haven't grown up. She would have raised me very differently if she wanted me to go out and get a job and a wife etc.
>>34344959
Yeah for me that's the only difference. Basically now it's like every day is saturday.

>>34344875

Top song lad.

>>34344972
I remember wishing the school holidays were all year around.

And now... What can I say? Don't give up on your dreams!

>>34344972
But do you not have any like, aspirations and all that? What about education? You go to uni?

>>34344875
>>34344987

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3lUl9HaFbN8

At stealing from lorries I was adept
and under old overcoats each night we slept

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Just discovered Still Game on netflix lads

This show is comfy as hell, if a tad melancholic at times given how at peace the two old boys seem to be with their old age and limited time

>>34344987
I'm not even a scouser I was just forced to learn it in school haha

We also did you'll never walk alone. I dont follow football at all but I love that song

>>34345027
Check out Rab C Nesbitt if you enjoy still game as well

>>34345058
I change the lyrics
# And you'll ne~ver~ get a girl~,
# You'll al~ways~ be~ alo~ne.

>>34345058

I'm not a scouser either, but when I went on a trip to Liverpool about 5 years ago I heard some guy singing it in the street and I looked up the lyrics when I got back. I've loved it ever since.

>>34345084
I've flirted with rab c nesbitt previously, never really got on with it because I found rab as a character so galling

might take another pop at it if you reckon it's worthwhile though

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Goodnight, /britfeel/!

Sleep tight, rest well and I hope you have the comfiest of dreams!

>>34344997
Yep! That's basically how things are now, and I couldn't be happier.
>>34345010
Nah no uni. Just finished school and went straight into my current lifestyle. I have a very very strict routine of simple things that give my day structure. Like i mentioned, the eggy soldiers in the morning, my mum leaves me a lunchbox for lunch (contains sandwich, crisps, kit kat and a capri sun) and then dinner is at 7pm. I watch TV or just play the whole day and use the internet a bit in the evening. Sometimes play computer games too occasionally.

i love playing with my willy, lads

>>34345190
I'd love playing with your willy too lad

>>34345190

post pics, no homo but i just want to compare it to mine because im pretty insecure about how mine looks

>>34345190
Me too lad.

I had a good session with the gf this morning. Started off by kissing and touching her all over, then I started sucking on her tits and stroking her through her knickers.

After a bit of that I took them off and lay down beside her, and she pulled me off while I fingered her pussy. After that she was definitely ready so I fucked her and then pulled out and spunked all over her lovely big tits.

>>34345154
I have nothing against anybody wanting to pursue the NEET life but I have to say... Don't you ever feel hemmed in by living with your parents? I'm essentially a longterm neet myself but I couldn't bear to stay in my parents' house past 18. Party out of socially indoctrinated shame and party out of a genuine desire for solitude and independence.

Surely there must be some things that you don't like about her, or that she imposes on you?

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>>34345257
>I had a good session with the gf this morning. Started off by kissing and touching her all over, then I started sucking on her tits and stroking her through her knickers.

>After a bit of that I took them off and lay down beside her, and she pulled me off while I fingered her pussy. After that she was definitely ready so I fucked her and then pulled out and spunked all over her lovely big tits.

Got offered a promotion. Never been promoted before.

Feels weird. My current manager is annoyed because now they have to recruit, but the other department haven't set a first day yet so I'm still working here

>>34345206
aw thanks lad, means alot

>>34345290

that actually made me lol, thanks anon, ill buy you a socially awkward pint if i ever bump into you

>>34345138
the night watchman abides

sleep tight lenner

>>34345138

Goodnight not-at-all-sinister Len anon with a suspicious level of interest regarding the posters of this thread

>>34345325
Post nudes of your gf. ori

>>34345138
I wish you comfy sleeps anon

>>34345138
NICE ONE BRUVA

>>34345427

if i had a gf id gladly post nudes or her

>>34345593
Shit, I thought you were >34345257

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>>34341641

Who wants to donate to my poorfag fund

https://www.paypal.me/anonsfund

>>34345694
Fuck off, you begging cunt

>>34345694
Roastie behaviour tbqh

>>34345694
What makes you a more deserving cause than anyone else here

>>34345899

Nothing, particularly, although the anonymity means I have nothing to lose from asking.

The squeaky hinge gets the oil.

>>34342268
ST MARY CRAY

Fucking hell, lads. I don't half have a smelly arsehole. Dog started having a sniff when I got home.

>>34345970
britfeel is a special place

>>34345694

You can go and fuck off cunt, I've been in disgraceful financial states and I've never begged for money online. Fuck off thinking people will give you money you tramp.

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>>34346012
>I've been in disgraceful financial states and I've never begged for money online

Well maybe you should have

>>34346012
Shy bairns get nowt.

I've met prostitutes who felt like claiming bennies was beneath them. Pride is a dangerous thing.

So what books are you reading gents. Last one I finished was Cryptonomicon by Neal Stephenson, quite a while ago. Gonna have another slog at Gravity's Rainbow although I've been trying to get through it for literally years now.

>>34346037

I'm not as pathetic as you.

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>>34346075

I've just started Chapter 9

>>34346075
I'm reading Master and Commander at the moment

>>34345970
Clean your bumbum like a good boy for mummy!

bad boys with smelly bumbums dont get any smarties or 7up

>>34346075
Haven't read a book in over 10years

>>34346075

Do something exciting if you're going to post your number.

>>34346092

"Halfway through 1996 he had a diamorphine bonanza, landing an enormous haul. After the death of a patient with cancer he prescribed a massive amount, 12,000mg, in the name of the patient, collected it himself and kept it. It would have been enough to kill 360 healthy average sized adults."

>tfw you will never have a 'diamophine bonanza'

>>34346068
>Pride is a dangerous thing
and a lack of it can be a damning thing

those prossies at least resorted to a degree of self sufficiency

>>34346102
I really enjoyed the film and I am a fan of that time period. Bloody hell though how long is that series, cba.

(also to the shy anon, why did you bother)

Just been to the off licence
Slipped on a banana skin
Only just managed to grab onto a fence on my way down
My life is just the fucking punchline to some banana chomping chad's joke

cant be bothered to get stoned tbf lads

>>34346247

Being on bennies is less shameful than being a prossie.

>>34346256
That actually happens?? xoxoxo

>>34346274
too lazy even to get stoned, the final days of the pothead

>>34346275
Unless its done in teh name of "female empowerment" lol.

>>34346275
matter of perspective I suppose

I doubt they think so

>>34346092
why not start on an excessive dose of morphine

>>34346249
The series is twenty novels long. I'm only reading it because I loved the film as well. It's excellent so far.

>>34346290
absoultely, pre packed a bowl and everything, really just can't find the motivation to smoke it, probaly go to bed

>>34346274
I actually know the feel. Sometimes it gets to the point where you know it just won't do anything for you. Take some time off, or just try some coke. Really brings the colour back into weed when you're coming down off a buzz.

Will kebab man ever make it out?

>>34341641

I have 4 women on the go at the moment, I feel sorry for the prison gay fags in here

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real NEET hours have begun

tfw no longer NEET

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does anyone here like to go on walks or even bike rides around the woods and fields? any found any interesting/creepy shit out there?

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I love /pol/. One of the best boards out there.

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>>34346276
So it seems lad, yeah

>>34346487
I did a few times but I prefer open fields where I can actually see where I'm going, using my phone light to get through the woods isn't my idea of fun

Didn't really see anything creepy but I saw something weird. There was like a small gravel cul de sac of shoddy wooden houses, like the type you see in America. They weren't gypos because they weren't caravans.

I just thought it was an odd thing to have in the middle of the fucking woods.

>>34346664
at least it wasn't dog shit you slipped in

>>34346393
He's accepted his fate lad

under new management

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>>34341716
thinks it's bedtime for me desu, nearly falling asleep whilst having my bedtime smoke outside

>>34346449
why are you here then? I would kill for that.

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>>34346822
I've had too many cuppas so I can't sleep. Just going to sit in bed playing dragon quest until I can.

>>34346838
Stop falling for the bait, you idiot.

Genuinely curious lads, what's it like to have a waifu. Is it like a celebrity crush, do you actually feel affection or is it all one big meme

>>34346893
It's a bit of everything, at least for me anyway.

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just got myself bullied into masturbating at 1am lads

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>watching the cooking segments from hannibal
>feel hungry now

>>34346951
>watching the cooking on kays good cooking
>vomit

>>34346853
a night playing vidya is breddy comfy desu
i'm back at slavery tomorrow so no late night for me

>>34346996
I have things to do tomorrow so I really can't stay up late. It's a shame I can't sleep, I have to get up at eight.

>>34346858

It's not bait, and just because I have a few women on the go, doesn't mean I don't relate to the people here.

>>34347083
haha you tell him anon, would you and your girlfriends like to come to my two houses in spain for a holiday?

>>34347018
well being honest here lad if it wasn't for weed and beer i wouldn't be asleep so early
i hope you get to sleep soon lad

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>it's a cry myself to sleep episode coming up, I can feel it

>>34347329
>tfw never cried myself to sleep even though I feel like I should be
Am I broken?

>it's another day of 0 tinder matches

I don't know why I even bother

>>34347378

thats what puts me off tinder, has the chance of killing the small amount of self confidence i have left

>>34347398
It seems pointless to do. It seems like almost everyone will go for the cream of the crop instead of the realistic options.

>>34347398
one puts me off is knowing i'll never actually work up the courage to meet them or reveal that my claims of 'working withing my dad' are maybe tiny lies

>>34347206

Not really, I'm far too introverted for that. I just like to stay in mostly

>go on reddit
>everyone is a condesnding arsehole
I can see why I left

>>34346951
You've been watching too many of kay's videos lad

>>34341641
Who is Teddy?

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>>34347602

Some south London gangsta with a mild Elliot Rodger obsession

>>34347602
Some fat fuck wannabe gangster that some cunt keeps spamming on here until he gains some inkling of recognition

>>34347644
I've never seen him post here. I've come here everyday for ages.

>>34347779
It's never consistent. It's only really once in a while.

>>34347789
What kind of post does he make?

Is it like pakiboo blogposting

>>34347820
dont think teddy actually posts
and he has a life so it's nothing like poles

>>34347820
Essentially. It's not fat teddy himself I don't thick but it's always refers to fat teddy and always talks about the different gangs he's "rivalled" with. These have only been going on since slightly before Christmas and have heavily cut done. It's on on the OP image because it was fresh.

1,3,5,7,9 and I go to sleep
2,4,6,8,0 and I have a cheeky lean out window cig before sleep

>>34347946
Make sure you don't fall out, lad.

>>34347946
don't keep doing this

Odds I sleep, evens I stay up a bit longer

https://youtu.be/UEHY4f19Z2o
Thanks to the lad who posted this in the medical centre

>>34348047
But what does one do when you can't make up your mind?

>>34348215
>>34348047
Decided I will just sleep anyway lad
Repeats and you DO smoke

>>34348215
if you search google for random number, you get a random number

Just found out I don't have to get up at eight tomorrow, which is nice.

>>34347863
Sounds like it's the big lad self-promoting.

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it was the night before wageslavery
and all through the house
the wageslave was weeping, he has to leave the house

>>34349142
You should have extended to three lines a stanza so you could rhyme something else with house

>>34349327
hard to be creative when you've spent the weekend in a single room

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just fuckmyshitup

ocipromiserobot

>>34349422
How many of them do you think are imigrants?

any lads doing bit of the old dude weed lmao? i am

>>34349596
wish i was , no idea how to get some

>>34349596
I'm asthmatic so no

>>34349628
i am too, doesn't make any difference

>>34349637
I'd rather not risk an attack

A bit quiet this morning. I guess the wagies a sleeping is all

>>34350311
staying up to hide from the day tbqh

>>34350411
I hate the sun. Positive bastard.

>>34350432
the things I'd fucking do for a bank holiday monday right now

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>>34350311
Im wallowing in self pity cause I just binge ate a load of shit

Found out today that antihistamines affect serotonin and cause persistent sexual side effects just like actual SSRI medication.

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Wanked to something very gay, they weren't even dressed as girls this time, worried im slipping further into homosexuality tbqh

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>internet friends have gone to bed so all you have now are your thoughts
This insomnia is going to be the death of me, lads. I honestly feel like crying.

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>>34351199
you have us

all 2 of us

>tfw one character died during a fight and you just turned off your 3ds in despair
Narrow corridors and visible encounters are an annoying mix

>>34350900
I haven't eaten properly in months. I hat my laziness

>>34351304
What game anon?

ORIGINAL 4AM COMMENT

not even tired, sunday felt like it lasted all of 5 hours
work in 4 hours