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Post it hard and we will see *licks lips*

>>34349201
Yes anything above 5 is good enough.

It really depends on your girth anything below 5.5" just doesn't satisfy a woman

I'm circumcised and I've never used lube to jack off tbqh fampai

Don't be a willy bully!!

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>>34349192
>virgins actually think this much about other mens dicks

get laid, kid.

Get styled on, degenerate nerd. Trump won, you lost. Keep up the good work, mods.

Saged, so don't bother replying.

>>34349261

lmao they prune the /pol/ threads too now sweetheart

>>34349182
Take that degenerate crap back to /lbgtaeifhfg/ where it belongs.

This is a white only shower negro get out

>>34349164
Why is there a woman in the mans shower?

probably be terrified that I'd walked into the women's showers by mistake

>>34349124
might you have an source

>traps are less than one percent of the population
>they are highly sought after and only live in certain areas
>females are more than half the population

Do the math yo.

>>34349124
the attractive ones realize they're "exotic" now and desirable. the unattractive ones go into hugboxes to try and garner some appreciation from someone.

you're looking at the 1% of the 1% here in r9k

I did just today.

Original comment is original.

I did a couple years ago but I can't remember what it felt like. His dick was too small for it to be enjoyable.

>>34349377
>His dick was too small for it to be enjoyable.

The fucking feels. This is why I do the sucking and not the other way around.

>>34349078

why is the arachnid monster that is inserting its proboscis into her anal cavity repeatedly dripping its serum onto her back?

>>34349078
>tfw Scotland fag
>there's no black people around to pound me like that

>>34349098
It's coiling her into it's web whilst distracting her with it's fornication techniques

>>34349042

You could just sign up with an organization that ships you out to help impoverished people build up their lives and communities all over the world.

Spend a few years in the jungles of Asia and South America, roughing it and giving meaning to your daily routine. Then you can put down your experience on resumes back home too.

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>>34349075
>OP gets sent to Africa and dies of AIDS

>>34349183

The AIDs hotspot is now rural white America because of "needle sharing" (drug use euphemism they use to hide the reality of rampant gay anal sex).

>>34348984
romance is bullshit invented by females and believed / felt by betas

it is intended to create a unique setting for the female to feel special and set the standard for the beta's future behavior as a provider

>>34349050
that's insightful

so you wanna set the bar low is what you're saying

>>34349082
bonus points if you get into an argument with her, choke her, rape her and slap her ass

>>34348972
You telling me you get considered as one of the girls?

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>>34348972
>ask the original girl why guys were allowed to be in the women's club
>she says that they aren't and laughs

AHAHAHA SHE JUST CALLED YOU A WOMAN AND YOU TOOK IT

INSERT YOUR FACE IN THIS TEMPLATE YOU LITTLE FAGGOT HAHAHAHAHAHA

>>34348972
I mean its not all that bad all things considered. Even if they made that joke at the end. At least you have friends and people to talk to now.

>>34348945
>B cup here

No idea about the average though.

>>34348945
1.) "Femanons" don't exist
2.) You forgot about band size

>actually knowing your cup size

play a lot and learn some of the basics, en passant, castle. stuff like that. play short games, like a few minutes to make your move before your forfeit like 2-3 minutes otherwise games will drag on for fucking ever

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>>34348889
>How do I get good at chess?

1)start HRT
2) become a girl
3) seduce master chess player Magnus Carlsen
4) force him to teach you using the art of cum denial

>>34348889
practice and study professionals

shit happens. just go with the flow and have fun while you can

female, correct?
if so, beat her to the chase and stop replying, why would you give your attention to someone so heartless

>>34348853
>How can some people be so heartless, brobots. Discuss.
Your first mistake was assuming that women are "people". After yesterday, it's been proven they're not.

>>34348845

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YixAD9GIAuY

what anime is that girl from?

>>34348918
Ranma? a transgender japanese who goes out with a furry and a pervert guy

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>>34348845
Not bad anon.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YlEb3L1PIco

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>dropped the L-bomb on the first night

>>34348813
Opie you spurged for sure but she defiantly overreacted. Sounds like she has some serious issues. Instead of talking about it like an adult she leaves like a retard. You defiantly dodged a bullet there.

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>>34348813
this is literally you (You) OP