>Walk into the public showers >See this Wat do?

This is a white only shower negro get out

>>34349164
Why is there a woman in the mans shower?

probably be terrified that I'd walked into the women's showers by mistake

Why would I go to a public shower?

>>34349164
get an erection then face a corner so no one can see my tiny dick

>>34349229

He said very homosexually.

Walk out because sheboons are disgusting, loud, smelly, and their family is awful.

>>34349164
> grab her
> wait, you aren't chad
> continue grabbing
> Help! I'm being raped
>I thought you were inviting me to fuck with that pose
>You think I want to fuck you? Keep dreaming cracka
>I thought white guys had their pick of any race of women
>I find your fetishization of black women deeply offensive. I'm pressing charges for hate crimes in addition to rape now

[spoiler\yes I'm a virgin and have never had such a conversation so I would never know how the dialogue of the exchange would actually sound[/spoiler]

Goddamnit I'm in prison again.

>>34349164
Not bad.


But quickly walk out so I don't get accused of sexual assault based on the grounds of nothingness.

>>34349164
I'm not into beastiality but I'd probably fuck it.

>>34349333
Man I fucked up that tag, but at least I got trips.

>>34349324

He said very homoerotically.

>>34349346

He said trying to walk a fine line between homosexuality and masculinity.

>>34349164
I'd get an erection and have an awkward shower.

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>>34349164
Absolutely nothing
I only like my negresses, with thick jiggly butts

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>>34349164
>get a boner
>"what the fuck are you doin here white boi!?"
>not Chad, not someone a girl would be ok being raped by
>"j-just looking at you baby"
>"YOU BETTA GRT YOUR CRACKA ASS OUTA MY SHOWER WHITE BOI"
>"s-sorry, I'll leave now"
Kill me

>>34349164
Id be real fucking confused because the only people I see in the showers at the YMCA are old Polish and Puerto Rican dudes

>>34349164
Fire my Sig Sauer into her back and head, killing her instantly

>>34349534

you carry a gun in the shower?

this is the men's shower
please leave

>>34349164
Who the actual fuck uses public showers? Are they even still things?

Hope I brought my crocks. Don't want a fungal infection.

>>34349164
realize im in the womens showers

>>34349534
>, killing her instantly
*teleports behind you*

>>34349410
Jesus christ

I can't even imagine what that would feel like to fuck

>>34349164
Take out my phone

>>34349164
Take a picture and go on /r9k/ and ask what to do

>no bbc tranny to ream my tight white ass

Give her the BAC (big Asian cock) into her BBH (black butt hole)

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>>34349164
>Take out phone
>Galaxy Note 7
>"I've been waiting for this moment my whole life..."
>throw the grenade, watch as is dismembers its victim in a hailstorm of blood and guts
>mission accomplished

Take a shower in the men's room like I'd normally do.

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>>34349256
>>34349284
>>34349302
>>34349310
>>34349534
>>34349584
>>34349624
>>34349632
These are the best answers.

>"You look like you might need some help there..."
>She jumps, startled by a male voice
>Approach slowly
>"Why don't I help you get your back?"
>"That would be great, I can never reach back there"
>*Soaps back*
>Gradually soap lower, and lower until soaping butt
>Reach around to start teasing inner thighs, but feel an erect dick
>Pause, panic bc confusion
>Run out of the showers as fast as possible

>>34349559
>not carrying while in the shower
It's like you WANT to be jumped. Always carry it in your hand or on a nearby counter or something

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>>34349534
This is fucking funny. I like you.

>>34349832
>run out
>implying your TLWD wouldn't get rock hard feeling the BBC

>>34349164
Rape her.


>robot get

>>34349879
>that awkward feeling when you have a BWC and you trade reacharounds with a BBC shemale

>>34349410
What's a white girl doing in the middle of the desert?

Make her cum 3 times ina row with my monster dick

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>>34349164
[WARNING] Operation WoodPipe... #White Genocide {ALERT}

Who's Behind this Post?

WoodPipe is a psychological manipulation operation to increase the brand of Dark skin black women, while enticing white men to date them to further reduce the American white population while increasing the black population.

Dark skin ugly black women are behind this post/hi-jack.

Strategies they use:

***black women Shill Post
**Stock Photos of fake qt dark skin black womens
**Fake Statistic of BW+WM Divorce rate (it's 58% higher)
** Promoting Race Mixing (Bleached)
*Overused videos of black women porn stars
*Hi jacking thread with qt black women picture
**Starting thread with non related qt black women pictures
**Posing as white guys who likes black womens
**Organized post bumping to gain thread traction.

The goal being to increase the value of Dark black women, while enticing sexual desires and normalizing relationship between dark black women and white men.

It's the reverse cuck psy-op...

Agents groups of Agenda:

**Swirlers Movement
**BWGTOW (Black Women Going Their Own Way)
**Negro Bed Wenches
** Colorism Minded Black Women
**Tumblr Cultural Marxist
**African Immigrant Women looking for Citizenship

Terms they use:
**Colonized
**Bleach
**CUACED

About the Agenda:

The Agenda falls into a subcategory of Social Justice Warriors with a Colorism/Black "Dark Skin" female feminist twist.

Within the Black community is a concept called colorism where the most undesirable women have dark skin complexions. There's also a growing rift between black women and black men, and animosity over black men dating ligher skin women, racially ambutiguty mixed women or white women.

They is using their low self-esteem and desperation to organize an underground activist movement (BWGTOW + Swirlers + Bleached) to make Dark Skin Black appear women more desirable/accepting/BASED to white men, while they pushes race mixing and White Genocide!

Don't take the BAIT, 14/88>>34350799

>>34349164
She looks confused. Like she is having trouble figuring out how to clean herself.

It's kind of sad. ;_;

>>34349324
Presumably this one's doing something about the "disgusting" and "smelly" parts, so I suggest you start questioning your other assumptions too.

Take a shower obviously, it's what I went in there to do.

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>>34349732
>big asian cock
This comment is original you piece of shit robot fuck off