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is this robot tier or is my AQ too low?

IQ depensing on which scale?

How do/where do messr. others

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i dont remember the exact number but it was low as fuh
and wtf is aq

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Is it ok if they are 3/10?

2/10 and below are ratings reserved for those afflicted with diseases such as progeria that literally remove them from the gene pool; even Elephant Man is a 3/10.

>>34379504
This is a 3/10?

What kind of standards do you faggots have? This is easily 5-6 right here

you're a cuck
shave your head

they think you're easy

>short
Nah
>Feminist
Yeah it's weird but whatever

It always depends about the person you are talking to, i have by a rule always spoken to women in the same way i speak to guys.
That might freak out some women who think that you are trying to fuck them.

Women are social creatures. You need to do social things with her so you can talk about them. You can gossip about what Christine said, or what Michael was wearing.

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Why can't I just shitpost in the FB chat?

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>tfw enjoying all the free gibs Trudeau is giving me

get fucked OP

>>34379316
is it true that if touch women even on accident they throw you in jail for rape?

>>34379904
what a cucked country, worse than Sweden it seems.
>tfw 1984 becomes reality

>>34379307
> Install tinder
> Fuck as many chads as possible, until my insides are sore

>>34379307
Kill myself, request immediate cremation in suicide note.
That way the original me will have just disappeared.

>>34379307
I'd genuinely try to find robots to make their lives a little less miserable...
But where would I find robots in real life...

>>34379287
Where's the Soulseek self harm?

>>34379287
wow those cuts are really deep anon bet that really hurt you

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This was from a couple days ago. Like sucks but we all need to move through it.

Someone intelligent would be too far above posting on forums, let alone being on the internet. They have better things to do.

>>34379332
corrupting the youth is more crucial than you suspect

>>34379332
>taking a tfw too intelligent post seriously

Y tho?

>>34379203
just bring a picture with you...

Cut it yourself. Even if you mess up, it will fix itself within a week. This is assuming you have normal hair, not some nu-male fade youth braid row.

Just get your mom to tell them what you want. That's what I do.

>>34379198
poor you anon :(
i have the same feel. Heres a link to places where others will share your feel.
>www(dot)facebook(dot)com

>>34379198
http://www.strawpoll.me/12185010
Are the girls the ones in this poll?

>>34379238
No, they are all thin, single, and are above average in the looks department.

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>>34379184
this is now a woman hate thread

>OP gets tricked to do all the work

>>34379184
bro suck my dick FUCK

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>>34379184

SHUT YOUR FUCKIN YAP WHORE

Yes.
That being said, I miss the times when 4chan memes actually stayed on 4chan, intstead of twitter/facebook/tumblr normies parroting them around.

>>34379151
It's the year my group of friends and gf started using the word "meme". So yes it's the beginning of the end.

>>34379151
i was gunna say nope, but then i remembered trump.

last night
>at this big house party
>there's a pool and stuff
>I have this huge bag of white powder and I'm throwing it around everywhere
>people are judging me for it
>I'm feeling like shit, go outside
>this flower pot starts talking to me
>it says in a mocking tone "I know what you are. You're a munchkin who doesn't belong here. You want to be freeee hahaha. Why? We're so nice to you." or something like that
>freaky demonic flower pot who's taunting me spooks me so bad I'm hyperventilating irl and I wake up

>>34379117
i have falling dreams a lot, anyone else?

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>>34379117
I recall dreams at a rate of about 2 every decade.

Please tell me what they're like

My ideal universe is one that doesn't exist. And I don't mean that as "it is unobtainable in reality." I literally mean my ideal universe is the complete absence of one. Non-existence.

No electronics.

Mankind at war with aliens.
Mandatory army training. You get in mixed gender groups and fight. At 15 you get a companion of your prefered gender and she/he is your soulmate ala spartan way or something. If you die you get cloned and your memories implanted.

Mankind just raids planet after planet for shit and giggles. You can retire in any planet you helped conquer or fight forever.

Yes, I have horrible panic attacks. They are very hard to help for people on the outside, but I'd say just try to help him get out of his head and focus on the real world. Touching him can help as well, I've been scared I was forgetting how to feel before and stimulation of my senses has helped small amounts. If it gets unbearable, take xanax.

i fucking love samoyeds

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>>34379269
it hurts me to see him anxious and sad
if he has a panic attack I usually cook his favorite meal and sit with him
i wish it was easy to make him happy
if you had a gf what could she do to make things easier on you ?
>>34379309
fluffy doggos are cute
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