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>take personality test
>this is your result
Should I just kill myself? It's all true and I know it.
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Oh, and here's the test if anyone's interested.
http://similarminds.com/bigfive.html
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what test
I wanna wanna take it
also you sound like a cool dude OP
fuck the normies, faux positivity is the worst trend to have ever existed
you're one of few genuine people alive
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Thanks okcupid I hate myself more now.
Ya this is a reddit filename fuckyou I googled it since I didn't have it saved,
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C29lUysbEBk
Why is the alt-right filled with beta cuckhold males now? It's basically males who use to be reddit SJW's and saw the shift in a political spectrum and now it's nothing but blind defending Trump and biased alt-right "news". I mean just look at these two beta male cuckholds defend Lauren Southern , a known stupid whore. The worse part is that they call Thunderfoot, a highly regarded scientist who put years into his craft, a "stupid idiot" . Yet these two talk and act low IQ. In fact most people in the alt-right are Low IQ , yet have all this un-earned intellectual confidence thinking they are smarter than others when in fact they are not. I just don't understand why these beta males are just blindly defending every legit critisism of the biased alt-right and Trump when it's clear to see that there are problems. I mean when you use excuses such as "alternative facts" , than this is just the same bullshit propaganda that SJW's back in 2012 used.
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Reminder that the alt-right is (((their))) label and associating yourself with it is a trap.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4Uhcc87MT0
lol here is Shia LaBeouf totally humiliating a alt-right /pol/ beta
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>>34380424
>beta males
These are the alphas of your generation. Really makes you think sometimes.
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Would have being taller helped him in that situation?
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>>34380408
yes and you know it
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If he spent the previous 3-5 years lifting and was 10% bodyfat, she'd have been all over his dick.
But he was just a manlet with a new born baby-tier flabby body.
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>>34380418
women don't care about muscles, gymcel.
It's all about face and height.
All I want is a pale, short haired Feminist girl with A cups.Is that too much too ask?
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Once you'll cuck yourself, you'll get that pretty fast.
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>>34380390
that looks like me and im a boy
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>>34380390
Same desu
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fuck
i dont care about girls, i dont care about sex, im not even a virgin, im just a young cute boy and i wish there were someone i could tell all my insecurities to but there's not why is life so painful
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sheeiiit nigga u life sound bad u betta go to doctor or some othe' shit
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>>34380442
ikr homestly thp i cant compare my life to ppls who was really bad like i am wealthy rrich and havvve loving parents even tho my mom is an alchoholic but my dad is amazing i just feel like i never like people to see me as weak or know my problems especially becise i am so fortunate
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Life is painful in order to encourage you to take action to improve your situation. Pain lets us know that something is wrong so that we can know to fix it. Pain feels bad, but it is there for your benefit. Carl Sagan said that we survive, if nothing else, so that the universe can witness itself, so that someone can be there to appreciate it properly and understand it.
You can tell your insecurities to anyone you want. If this wouldn't be socially expected, as with a stranger, you might get a confused or offended reaction. But it's possible. People often go to bars for this purpose, more commonly than you might think. You could see if therapy is covered by your medical plan and get a sympathetic ear that way.
Pastors and other church officials are usually willing to listen to people. If you're nonreligious, the Unitarian Universalist churches practice religious syncretism. They tend to lack specific dogma, and won't try to recruit you into any particular religious tradition. Sikhism abides by a similar doctrine of respecting various religions. Sikh temples also have an ancient tradition of providing free vegetarian food to any visitors.
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>reply to a thread
>it dies
holy shit, knock it off guys
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>be you
>not replying to this post
>your mother dies in her sleep
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>>34380381
>gabriella sends me over for the gabagool
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>thread opens with an interesting topic
>lots of mediocre post
>write a well-written, thought-out reply
>thread dies
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>visit my favourite site, four chan dot oh are gee
>love this place for being a castle against normies
>love it for its unabashed misogyny and anti-female sentiment
>all threads on first page are about women
>all threads on first page are about sacrificing yourself and slaving away to try and attract some kind of filthy diseased roastie who'll pityfuck you
>not even proper 2d waifu threads
>everyone on r9k is now fucking orbiters and cucks
>no more brotherhood
>no more us (robots) vs them (normies and roasties)
blz stop dis it's killing the community. i know its been like this for months but I really wish we could go back even six months ago when we were sti crying the cry of "roasties out!" and denying normies entry into our communities. Remember we talked about things other than women? Remember comfy generals? Remember when we discussed anime and videogames and our miscellaneous hobbies? shit, even the fucking wojakcore tfwnogf threads were better than this middleschool locker room bullshit beta faggotry that we're discussing now. make r9k great again.
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yknow just now i had an idea: i think this entire site would be vastly improved if they made a roastie containment board
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>>34380271
we already have one. It's called /soc/. But for some reasons, our "femanons" think they are #notlikeothergirls and think they belong here instead.
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>>34380257
I agree even 6 months ago 4chan was soooo much better idk what happened
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Fuckin 5am and I'm thinking of suicide over a girl who broke up with me 5 months ago. We only dated for 5 months. Just school was enough to make depressed but now heartbreak has broken me. I can't even function daily anymore
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You had a GF
Be happy with that.
I'm a 29 year old HHKV never had a GF or come close to it.
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>>34380231
This. Be thankful you are at least a lovable individual
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>>34380220
I'm ugly short 35 KV rejected by every women I ask out.
You have no right to complain or feel depressed about anything. You got to touch a real life girl and have sex. Be fucking grateful.
Are teeth veneers a common thing among normies? It always triggered me how mediocre my teeth look and I look around and see fucking everyone with perfect straight bright white teeth and then the other night I had my world view changed when I saw a commercial for veneers that give a perfect smile for $30. It's like I see the nastiest looking perfect with awful hygiene walking around and when I see their teeth they're always perfect
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>>34380199
>veneers that give a perfect smile for $30
>$30
what?
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Why are teeth such a huge factor in facial attractiveness anyway?
They're the most likely thing to come out naturally fucked up and perfectly straight/clean looking teeth are usually artificial, so they don't even signal good genetics.
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>>34380417
>Why are teeth such a huge factor in facial attractiveness anyway?
I don't know, perfect straight / bright white teeth piss me off
>>34380294
there's mouthguard type veneers now that run pretty cheap and look authentic
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>tfw I'll NEVER know how it feels when you fill a woman.
>tfw I NEVER know how good it feels when your big, tensed penis ejaculates deep into a climaxing vagina.
>tfw I'll NEVER know how girls look when they see your XXL erection for the first time.
>tfw I'll NEVER know how great it feels when a girl desperately wants you inside because she wants to reach the ultimate top of female genital pleasure.
>tfw I'll have a baby micro dick FOREVER
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FUCKING GENETICS
Any tips to enlarge dick guys?
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>>34380184
Post pics of ur rinky dinky stinky winky
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>>34380184
>tfw 4 inches hard
Should I just end it?
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I hate sluts so much.
Why should i be forced to look at their disgusting meaty bodies during summer when they are in booty shorts?
Why do they have no commom decency and a sense of shame? They are lower than swines that i eat for lunch. Inferior creatures who fell for the judische propaganda.
Slaves to the capital and hedonistic desires.
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>>34380099
>They are lower than swines that i eat for lunch.
Those are not halal, my brother. Muhammad (PBUH) has let us know it is against the will of Allah.
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>>34380124
You Arabian untermensch. Islam is the sword of the Judes.
I am god. Heil Hitler.
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Amen brother, whatever happened to modesty? Why do women choose yoga pants and booty shorts instead of skirts?
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>get a match on tinder and somehow hit it off
>coffee date goes well and she asks if I like to cook
>lie and say I do because tfw no gf
>she calls my bluff and asks me to cook dinner for her
>fastforward to tonight
>try to impress her by cooking 'quirky' foods and not 2 minute shit recipes
>she is disgusted by my macaroni cheese pies and mayonnaise soup
>insist it's better than it looks and she reluctantly tries both
>says she needs to finish some work and leaves
>hasn't responded to my texts since
I know it was bad, but it wasn't that bad was it?
Normies always say you just need to be funny and show initiative to get a girl. How is making quirky foods not a good thing then? They tasted fucking great, I made practice ones at lunch to make sure. Is she just another entitled roastie?
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Idk OP you seem to be pretty good at making spaghetti
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>>34380051
Should've actually been yourself. It's normie advice, but it has a bit of truth.
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>>34380051
No, you just forgot the lamb sauce
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I'm sitting here in the boring room
It's just another rainy Tuesday afternoon
I'm wasting my time
I got nothing to do
I'm hanging around
I'm waiting for you
But nothing ever happens and I wonder
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>>34380025
So? Make something happen! Read a book, go outside with a camera and take pictures, do ANYTHING. Just close 4chan and be alive.
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>>34380242
But what if my goal is to be on 4chan and be dead?
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>>34380242
You realise these are song lyrics right?
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Just imagine if Harold Shipman opened a Gender Identity Clinic
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As a transfembot I'd go, but what would he overdose me on? Estrogen??
No reason to have morphine there.
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>>34379981
He would kill all cis males
Breeders need to die they are a disease on the earth
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>>34380049
this faggot asks for estrogen treatment
gets a lethal dose of morphine instead
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>no gf with a huge bladder
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>>34379933
Because you have a golden shower fetish? Or are you actually a normie who has gf before and frustrated how how she has to stop and pee so often?
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>>34380022
>Because you have a golden shower fetish? Or are you actually a normie who has gf before and frustrated how how she has to stop and pee so often?
neither, I just get turned on by woman who can pee a lot
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>>34380200
What the actual fuck? How come this turns you on?