>no gf with a huge bladder

>>34379933
Because you have a golden shower fetish? Or are you actually a normie who has gf before and frustrated how how she has to stop and pee so often?

>>34380022
>Because you have a golden shower fetish? Or are you actually a normie who has gf before and frustrated how how she has to stop and pee so often?
neither, I just get turned on by woman who can pee a lot

>>34380200
What the actual fuck? How come this turns you on?

>>34380291
>How come this turns you on?
If I had to guess, autism.

>>34380304
Will you pay me if I'll record the sound of me peeing? I'm a male but I'll make it sound woman-ish.

>>34380304
I will be your big bladder gf. I can hold it for over half a day.

>>34380327
there all already people who do that shit for free, and I can always tell that they're men
>>34380336
>I will be your big bladder gf
where you at babe

>>34380343
No no, my pee is some top quality stuff.
You won't regret paying me for this. Please, I'm pimping myself right now for you. FOR YOU. Just agree and you'll be amazed.

>>34380393
give me a free sample

>>34380406
I'll give you a discount for your first purchase. 2$ and it yours.

>>34380336
>I will be your big bladder gf. I can hold it for over half a day.
it's not nice to taunt people