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>>34418628
>Why is it wrong to beat women?
According to who? Women?

>>34418628
Don't overexert yourself. Take on someone your own size. Like an electron.

Most people would agree that it's shitty to hurt someone weaker than you, unless they come at you first.

What the hell? Just buy the damn toilet paper

Walk in with visible shit stains and poopy smell

Dude, go to the stores bathroom and snag a roll

It's all free

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>>34418558
I fingered my past out cousin once when she was drunk. Don't know if she was fake asleep now every time we get drunk together she always sits on my lap or does very promiscuous things around me.

Pic kinda related no pun intended a little less hotter and more Spanish looking

>>34418920
*Passed out

Sorry

>>34418558
My first kiss was with my cousin. With tongue. It was hot.

>>34418541
>tfw list too long to care

>>34418541
>Favorite band/artist?
ital tek right now
>Favorite album?
los angeles by flying lotus
>Favorite movie?
not sure
>Favorite television show?
peep show
>Personal hero/idol?
eugene v debs

>>34418541
>Favorite band/artist?
Link in park unironically
>Favorite album?
A thousend suns (unironically)
>Favorite movie?
National treasures 1+2
>Favorite television show?
The office
>Personal hero/idol?Jeb bush

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>>34418528
But that sounds nasty. How about we make the loser buy the winner a pizza?

>bitch doesn't know I'm already at 60/60 points for my free Dominos pizza

>>34418739
"free"

you have to order something else for them to deliver it to you, don't you?

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>play intense game
>lose intentionally
>her ass is so sweaty and smelly afterwards

bump bumbpbmbumbmbpupbpm ok

bump 324324532432432

>LGBT

go back to your containment board, faggot.

>>34418502
I'm a well adjusted loser. I'm not into a lot of the things you guys are like BBC, drugs and BRAPPing, but i'm still a dumb khv loner.

what if I spend all day at work and then 6 hours on r9k over the weekend

>>34418502
i just really, really, like shitposting and im good at it ok????

>>34418483
OK

Original spaghetti

Only rednecks had phones like that

It was like a walkie talkie phone hybrid

>>34418483
You own that to feel cool and unique, but it doesn't work. Just buy a regular phone, dipshit.

Sitting next to you is the equivalent of being raped in their minds

>>34418618
but they didnt sit next to me

please someone explain because i really dont get it

>somewhat non-cancerous
>/lit/

>>34418446
Not even close.

>pol needs to be much bigger
>weaboo discussion needs to be bigger
>r9k is insignificant and small, why is it even that big?
>/x/ needs to be smaller
>/v/ and /mu/ need to be going down the /trash/ whirlpool

How do you even have time to look at more than one board let alone several? lol

>>34418335
>go to school
>hate it
>don't do my work for 12 years

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I always hated school so I just manipulated the teachers into giving me good grades so I didn't have to do much work. It was hilarious watching everyone freak out and get worried about assignments and projects while I just did nothing

>>34418394
Im laffin, tell me more

So filtering shitposting is creating a safespace?

>>34418292
The fuck is an eyelet?

i think people who use filters are easily upset. i understand hiding repetitive threads but if reading words is enough to bother you why are you on an anonymous imageboard?

I used to let it get this way but it's been fairly clean for maybe a year. I'm thinking about going back to that though, filth can be comfy desu

i mean the obvious answer is CLEAN YOUR ROOM

but also, this is a sign of actual non-meme depression anon, get off your ass and clean it and i think you will feel better

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>>34418280
getting a job has made this worse for me
i constantly bring snacks home after work then i just throw the trash on the ground

my room is the cleanest it's been in a while
we don't have garbage pick-up at our house so i had a literal contractor bag full of garbage in my room for about 2 months now because my mom has to take the bags with her to her job and throw them in the dumpster and i don't want her worrying about it
but i finally brought the bag out today so she can toss it

>>34418263
You don't really need the sounds. Meditation is really just a way to focus on something else for a while and get your mind into some other place.

Even try it just closing your eyes and focusing on your breathing. I remember Limmy always goes on about that shit helping his stress and depression.

>>34418263
that's the devil trying to get into your soul, you haven't been going to Church every sunday have you? This is what happens when people think they're above our holy God

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>>34418263
>>suddenly experience a bright flash of light, as if someone turned on a light-bulb right above my face

you fucking dumbshit, you just reactivated your pineal gland

there's a reason that shit calcifies over time, it's for your own protection

nigger-tier poem desu

>>34418258
thank you based Langston Hughes

O WERE my Love yon lilac fair,
Wi' purple blossoms to the spring,
And I a bird to shelter there,
When wearied on my little wing;
How I wad mourn when it was torn
By autumn wild and winter rude!
But I wad sing on wanton wing
When youthfu' May its bloom renew'd.