>1st grade >Hate school and always want to go back home

>>34418335
>go to school
>hate it
>don't do my work for 12 years

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I always hated school so I just manipulated the teachers into giving me good grades so I didn't have to do much work. It was hilarious watching everyone freak out and get worried about assignments and projects while I just did nothing

>>34418394
Im laffin, tell me more

>>34418335
My second grade teacher was a huge cunt.

She taught kindergarten before moving to second grade and she'd always make us do gay singing & clapping.

FUCKING FAT BITCH GAVE ME AN 'N' IN CITIZENSHIP, TOO

FUCK YOU, I WANTED MS. VIERRA BACK, WHY DID SHE HAVE TO GET SICK

>>34418524
>be 6
>deeply distress that I am forced to go to school
>think it's only 12 years and then I'll be back to doing what makes me happy
>life only gets worse after 12 years

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>kindergarten
>being bad boy with crayons
>rip up the crayon box for some reason
>teacher is mad and sends me home with a note to bring in a new box of crayons
>mommy takes me to the store to buy new crayons for class
>when we get home, remove all the crayons from the box and put them in a ziplock bag
>only bring teacher the empty box the next day
>her face embodied resentment when I hand her the empty box

>>34418335
lmao

originom

>>34418633
>be teacher
>special ed kid is ripping up crayon box, scattering all the crayons so they get broken and crush
>other kids upset that they can't use the crayons
>send his mother a note that it's alright as long as she buys new crayons
>kid comes in next day with empty box of crayons
>I'm confused for a second but then I remember that he's a special ed kid and probably didn't understand my instructions
>get kinda annoyed for a second that I may have to pay for these out of pocket
>remember I work in an elementary school there are literally thousands of crayons in the supply closet
>replace the crayons and throw away te kids box like nothing happened
>the special ed kid begins throwing crayons at the actual students immediately after he gets his hands on the new box

>>34418335
that was actually pretty funny

>>34418830
delete this trash

>>34418830
did this actually happen or are you just mocking my story? I didn't actually break any of the crayons, I only tore up the box

>>34418335
This is the funniest thing I've read all week

>>34418886
Fucking make me, faggot.
>>34418890
I'll let you figure that out for yourself.

>>34418672
>>34418845
>>34418891
Why are you samefagging, though.

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>>34418928
there's nothing to figure out though. I can only come to the conclusion that your story actually happened because it's completely unrelated to mine without using Hollywood tactics

>>34418966
>unrelated
>both about some autistic kid destroying a box of crayons
At least you have it all figured out.

>>34418940
>leave thread
>check thread 5 minutes later
>get a (You)

why can't i shitpost in peace
they're not meant to be replied to

lmao