>How 'bout some one on one Anon, loser has to eat

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>>34418528
But that sounds nasty. How about we make the loser buy the winner a pizza?

>bitch doesn't know I'm already at 60/60 points for my free Dominos pizza

>>34418739
"free"

you have to order something else for them to deliver it to you, don't you?

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>play intense game
>lose intentionally
>her ass is so sweaty and smelly afterwards

>>34418739
I'm at 40 / 60 points right now

Honestly I don't know how other pizza companies even exist when dominos is so blatantly superior

Better crust, better sauce, better pretty much everything

>>34418739
>60/60
>not 50/50 like in Canada

Are Americans even trying?

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>>34418528
>pretend to play
>lose on purpose
>eat sweaty booty

>>34418759
Nope, it's completely free

But I just pick it up at the dominos, maybe it still costs delivery, I don't know

It's still free pizza

>>34418781
Nobody cares idiot

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>>34418528
>whoever loses, I win

>>34418803
>I just pick it up
oh, ok nevermind. I was thinking about delivery!

>>34418528
Shit how do I get out of this one!

I can't say 'Hey look over there!' and run, she's a nigger, she'll just run faster!

>>34418759
I only order carryout.

>no delivery fee
>no pressure to tip
>no minimum order
>carryout-exclusive deals

>>34418773
Yeah, I don't think I've ever ordered from Pizza Hut or one of the other companies.

>>34418781
That's because your dollars are worth like 77 cents in the US.

>>34418813
Dominos delivery is only 2.50. I think that's cheaper than every other chain in my area. I love dominos. Wish they would start selling calzones though so I could get some more variety. Already had their pizzas, subs, and cheesy bread 100 times. Had their pasta too but pasta is shit-tier no matter where you go.

>>34418829
>That's because your dollars are worth like 77 cents in the US.
No anon, that'd be women's dollars

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>when you loose purposely cause rimjobs are your fetish

I would only eat the ass of a girl I was in a committed relationship with.

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>>34418861
>Canadian Dollars = Women's Dollars

lel. You can't make this shit up.

>>34418829
I used to order from papa John's a lot before I found out about dominos

I don't even know why I never tried until that moment

I think a while ago dominos may have been worse or something, it seems to still have stigma or something with my parents

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>>34418528
I wouldn't want a girl to eat my ass because I have really bad hemorrhoids and she'd be absolutely disgusting.

BRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPP

Aw shit nigga, dis be smellin' like extra crispy!

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>>34418946
disgusted*
this is original

>>34418937
I'm pretty new to ordering pizza. First time I did it was maybe two years ago, when Dominos had a large 3 topping pizza for $5.99 deal.

People tell me they used to be pretty bad.

>>34418946
she knew what she was getting into

>>34418829
Pizza Hut is just fucking horrible. Their sauce tastes like it's more sugar than tomato and the cheese is rubbery.

>>34418937
Dominos used to be awful until 8 years ago or so.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AH5R56jILag

>>34419023
>the cardboard complaint is the most common one

Holy shit. That sounds pretty terrible.

I never knew my pizza had such a rough past.

>>34419109
There was even a joke on the simpsons, coming up on 15 years ago now I guess, where the cops disguise their car as a pizza delivery vehicle to avoid being broken into. When Lou asks Wiggum "But what if they like pizza?", they solve the problem by putting a dominos sticker on the side.

It was craptacular.

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>Start off letting her win
>Get the match closely tied for a while so she tries harder to win
>Completely crush her at the end
>Haha, anon I'm sure we can do something else :)
>No, a deal's a deal
>This is the future you chose

>>34418781
Im in Canada right now and have 3 free pizzas saved up and it is 60/60 you LYING FUCKWIT

>>34419155
kek. I remember that.

>play intense game
>lose intentionally
>her ass is so sweaty and smelly afterwards
>pretend to start eating her ass
>give her a lethal dose of morphine instead

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>>34419237
That didn't go like my Chinese cartoons at all.

>>34418761
>>34418787
i bet that girl could ball both of you up

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>>34419237
>mfw I always have a cyanide capsule in my mouth
>mfw it's a suppository