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What would be a witty response to send her so that she thinks I'm not a boring piece of shit and meets up with me?
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you can call me daddy
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dtf?
oregano
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>>34447803
So it won't be weird when I spank you for being a bad girl
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>You're living in the alternate timeline where Hitler lost.
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>due to eugenics I'd have been born a tall, broad-shouldered Nazi poster boy with enough Nazi poster girls to go around
>Society probably would look like pic related
Fucking REEEEEEEEEE
On the other hand, I'd probably be a oblivious normie and r9k wouldn't exist
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>>34447733
that new wolfenstein game was shit.
and yeah it's great being the oppressed slave fearful of the commie state instead of being the one who's rooting out communism wherever it lurks.
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>>34447777
what a fucking waste i just doomed myself to being a fucking slave i could've wished for anything but instead I'm gonna become some Stasi/KGB/FBI/CIA science project HOLY FUCK WHY THE FUCK IS THIS LIFE SO CRUEL.
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Opinion on La La Land?
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>>34447711
Not the best movie of course but regardless of what /tv/ might say I thought it was a fun movie. It was pretty to look at and had some catchy tunes which was honestly what I paid for so I would say if nothing else it was worth the price of admission. I hate how everything has to be so hot and cold with everybody nowadays. Why can't you say something was just ok anymore?
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Bye Bye Man?
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>>34447711
It's fun and the music's stuck in my head but that middle bit drags like a motherfucker.
I wanted more scenes like the Epilogue or A Lovely Night.
>inb4 Dishonest
Worst meme to come out of /tv/ in a long fucking time.
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ITT: good feels thread
>Wake up for 9am lecture
>Find out its cancelled due to snow
>Spend morning with tea watching the snow fall from my bed
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>going to meet gf in 3 hours
>we'll be together all weekend
>lots of sex will be had
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> Middle class or intelligent enough to go uni
Get the everliving fuck out my board
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>middle of rain season in my country
>going to my beach house for two weeks
feelsgoodman
>inb4 rich people can't be robots
I would be cured if i got to see this everyday.
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The novelty will wear off quickly.
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Cured of what?
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>>34447388
After a while it elicits loneliness more than it does comfort.
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So I married my wife (49) when our sons were both 9. They were born a few months apart, and in the same school year (different primary schools, they met when we introduced them). They got along incredibly well and wife and I thought ourselves very lucky. They go to the same secondary school and have the same group of friends, they've gotten even closer since then.
They have always been very touchy-feely with each other, the normal play-fights boys have but also hugging a lot, kissing each others cheeks, sitting on each others knees, cuddling on couch, sometimes sleeping in the same bed if they fell asleep reading or something. Looking back maybe this wasn't the best idea, but I love step-son as a son (his dad isn't around) and wife loves my son as a son too (his mother died when he was young), so we've always thought of them as brothers.
Last night during dinner I asked step-son if he was seeing anyone lately (he is openly gay but we've never met a boyfriend), suddenly step-son and son were looking sheepishly at each other before my son drops the bombshell: "Actually, we've kind of been seeing each other for over a year." Wife and I were really shocked, I honestly didn't even know my son was gay.
Other than the fact they were together my son didn't give any details, however step-son lacks a mental filter (especially with his mum) and so we know they have had sex with each other and have been sleeping in the same bed nearly every night, with son sneaking back to his bedroom early in the morning.
Now we're at a loss for what to do next. I'm thinking we need to set boundaries - no sleeping in same bed EVER, no sex in our house until they're 16 at least, I think family therapy for all four of us should be mandatory. To be honest I initially wanted to make them break up then and there but both son and step-son refused.
cont...
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cont....
Also my wife has always been... a hippy of sorts, which I found cute (until now). She and I agreed about being sex positive with the boys, educating them about protection, consent, relationships and trust from when they started secondary school (age 11). However, wife is (IMO) taking this too far with the current situation; Her idea was to give them a box of condoms and let the boys live together in bigger bedroom, turning the smaller bedroom into a lounge for the boys!!!
So step-son and son are in a sexual relationship, wife seems weirdly chilled about this and I'm losing my mind! What do I do?
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wrong site, gramps
>>>www.reddit.com
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>>34447342
Chill out, they're happy. Give them the condoms, it's better than them fucking without them outside the house.
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Well I think this might be the final straw that pushes me over the edge to finally kill myself. I primarily breathe through my mouth and I've just spent the last three hours reading about the developmental problems which occur as a result of "mouthbreathing", and the plethora of ill-effects which doing so has on your general health. Turns out I have most of them. And I've always had crappy health. Asthma, allergies, chronic eczema, and seborrhoeic dermatitus, you name it. So how the fuck was I supposed to know any better growing up? It's hard for me to get as much fucking air through my nose and now I have to suffer for the rest of my life? I can handle any fuckup of my own doing. Am I a friendless loser with no prospects or trajectory at 25? Yes, and I'm more or less at peace with that because it's entirely my fault, but this is it. I can't stand that life has played so many fucking jokes on me with things that were completely outside my control to begin with.
I'm trying to breathe through my nose now, and it feels a little impaired - I have to breathe 'manually' - and I'm looking up commercial products to force nasal breathing overnight, but why bother. I should just kill myself finally. When you're looking up how to correctly BREATHE for the first time at 25 it's about time to just give up I think.
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smoking made me focus on it. you see a lot of people breathing through their mouths outside, you're not really late that way. i hope you'll live a long life breathing through your nose buddy.
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>>34447574
Whatever. I already look like this pathetic fuck. Right down to the chronic exhaustion.
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>>34447320
>all this
>from mouthbreathing
What? Explain more op, list more effects
This world mang, it stomps on you just for breathing differently. Did we ever have a chance?
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>tfw had my first gay encounter and didn't hate it
It feels kind of nice to be wanted..
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Burn in hell faggo
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>>34447260
>And 6 months later....
>Anon i have bad news
>i'm positive for aids you better get yourself checked too
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>>34447268
ladies and gentlemen, I give you the "religion of peace"
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1. get a job
2. get a gf
3. ???
4. PROFIT
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I make 6 figures. No girlfriend.
The money thing is a lie unless you are some sort of millionaire.
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money can buy you whores but they wont love you and fill the void in your soul
you can never go back in time and have that loving relationship that might have changed the way you are now
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>>34447579
>have money
>dont talk to anyone
>no one knows ur rich
thats ur problem
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Explain the bogdanov meme to me
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Also, explain this crab legged meme to me
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>>34447211
The "crab leg" meme actually isn't crab legs. It means "autistic screeching."
idk what's up with the bogdanov meme.
also,
>expecting people to spoonfeed you instead of just lurking a bit
come on, delete this thread.
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>>34447255
nah, there are much worse threads than this. so no.
>go on omegle
>meet qt
>talk constantly for days
>feelsgoodman
>gives herself shit constantly
>gets weird and guilty about spending her time with me
>disappears
It's karma for the times when I've ghosted on people. Still feel like shit. Emma why
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Just me, op, shamelessly bumping my own post in hopes of the pity or mocking of strangers.
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>trying to start a Nathaniel Welchert thread
I like your style, OP
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>go on omegle
>get skipped because i look like i'm looking for bitches
>just wanna chat
could be worse OP
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>"oh anon my sister has such a flat chest, wouldnt you prefer her bustier younger sister instead?"
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nope
4321
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>>34447131
>my sister
>her sister
Figure out what youre trying to say before you click post
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>>34447139
It makes perfect sense, are you stupid?
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I'm going to become a eunuch to destroy these feelings towards women that cause me so much pain. I just want to live the rest of my life in peace and be a lone hermit.
My surgery is in a couple weeks, wish me luck friends.
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>>34447122
I've thought about this before but I don't know if I could do it.
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>>34447122
You will regret this for the rest of your life, calling it now.
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>>34447122
Seems like you're already adamant on this. Good luck.
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Hello there fellow robots, i'm from a cuck country where it's hard to find decent fast food, so i had to go buy my own chicken tendies in the supermarket.
now i'm completely clueless wether these should be fried or oven baked, how do they do it in the god tier tendie chains? i couldn't even find a decent sauce to go with it (no bbq or honey based sauces)
tl;dr chicken tendies fried or oven baked?
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>>34447118
Box might say baked but always do fried
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>>34447133
they didn't even come in a box, my country is so fast food primitive that we don't have boxed tendies.
they're prepared in the supermarket, they don't even have the big crispy chunks on them, i hope they'll be alright.
>paid for by mommy though
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Fried is always the best option the only reason to bake would be that you are either are too lazy to fry or you lack proper equipment.
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Is he, dare I say it. /ourguy/?
>Aryan race, probably a Trump voter
>has no friends beside Patrick
>wageslave
>possibly gay or trapsexual
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>>34447034
>extremely retarded
Yeah, definitely.
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Fuck off, if anything squidward would be /ourguy/.
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>>34447061
have to agree, people actually like spongechad and he likes them. Squidward knows about the fucking normies