>You're living in the alternate timeline where Hitler lost.

>due to eugenics I'd have been born a tall, broad-shouldered Nazi poster boy with enough Nazi poster girls to go around
>Society probably would look like pic related

Fucking REEEEEEEEEE

On the other hand, I'd probably be a oblivious normie and r9k wouldn't exist

>>34447733
that new wolfenstein game was shit.
and yeah it's great being the oppressed slave fearful of the commie state instead of being the one who's rooting out communism wherever it lurks.

>>34447777
what a fucking waste i just doomed myself to being a fucking slave i could've wished for anything but instead I'm gonna become some Stasi/KGB/FBI/CIA science project HOLY FUCK WHY THE FUCK IS THIS LIFE SO CRUEL.

>>34447777
I really enjoyed it to be honest senpai

>>34447816
Meh i powered through it in about a 5 hours
and was pretty bored with the ending i was expecting to do some more beach front assaults like the first mission instead of the sneak and kill three guys the prison bit was alright but the whole ebil nazis who have seriously dumb engineers ruined it.

>>34447755
>he doesn't wanna be an oblivious normie
it is the only way to be happy anon

>>34447881
I was happy as a child but you can't argue naivete is a superior form of existence.

Naivete is literally just not being aware of the terrible situation we're all in, because your parents managed to guard you from it by keeping you on your homeyard, neighborhood, and home town, if you lived in a town and not a city.

>>34447733
Who are you quoting.
I'm more bummed out about being in the timeline where Sweden lost the Great Northern War too bee honest.

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>>34447733
Hitler had no chance of winning that war. He just sucked too hard at strategies and foreign affairs, and blamed it on his generals.

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>>34448083
If I had the opportunity I'd assassinate Einstein and give the information on how to build atomic bombs to the Nazis.

Then I'd make sure they nuke Stalingrad.

Heil Hitler.

>>34448110
Wouldn't help much. His lebensraum crap was a retarded idea from the beginning.

>you are living in an alternative timeline where you have crippling autism

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Heil to the Fuhrer.

Dictatorship never works in the long run, you might have a strong first leader but the ones taking over after that are going to be weak in comparison since they were given the job with no contest and the country collapses.

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>>34448083
If he listened to his generals and not lost his sanity maybe he would've

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>>34447755
Eugenics is still possible in the next 100 years with CRISPR, our skinny asses won't benefit from it

https://youtu.be/jAhjPd4uNFY

>>34447755
You wouldn't have been born at all. This is the only reality that you ever could have experienced.

>>34447733

Probably would be Germanised.
At least everyone would be white
and there would be loads of blonde cuties to go around.

>>34448950
German genes are never strong enough to keep a country together, look at the """"Holy Roman Empire"""" and Prussia

>>34447733
i hate to tell you this...... but

>>34447984
Why do you value awareness?

>>34447984
i never said it is superior i said it is happier

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Reminder for all of you.

>>34448110
You do realize that Einstein was not instrumental to the nuclear weapon's development, do you?
Einstein is easily the single most overrated physicist in the world, the only worthwhile thing he ever did was explain the photoelectric effect.

>>34449356
I thought he was behind it. If not him, who was it?

>>34449412
He endorsed the development of the nuclear bomb.
It was Otto Hahn, who actually did nuclear fission in his lab.

>>34449503
>>34449412
>who is J. Robert Oppenheimer

>>34447733
hitLEL lost, get over it.

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>>34449730
No one is disputing that he lost.

I just think it sucks that he did.

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Heil Hitler!

Nazi Germany was the best!

>>34449927
man where the fuck is season 2

>>34450180
season 2 has been out since december

>>34448110
The allies sabotaged the Nazi atomic program at every stage, also physics was considered a Jewish science.

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>>34450247
Gotta remember that one if I ever go back in time.

Any other tips for how to make the Reich succeed? Potential big name targets?

>>34450442
Hitler.
The nazi leaders are a bunch of incompetents

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>>34450563
>Hitler
What exactly do you propose I do about him?

Personally I wouldn't feel right assassinating him. Surely there has to be a cleaner less messy alternative.

>>34450890
Why would you not kill him?
You can hardly remove him without killing him or something that amounts to the same.

The problem with Hitler is that he genuinely believed in his ideology, instead of maintaining that necessary distance.

>german nationalism
>as if germans have anything to take pride in
wew, literal joke of europe

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>>34450909
>Why would you not kill him?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DFNUdCtMXWE

I think he started something good. Plus he seems like such a nice guy, I've always thought maybe we could be friends.

I'd feel like Judas stabbing the man in the back.

I can't abide killing him, but perhaps I can explain why he should step back, maybe I can talk to him, show him proof of how things will go if he doesn't listen.

>>34450932
They had things to take pride in before, but not anymore.

>>34451025
>They had things to take pride in before, but not anymore.
Nope. Had some decent philosophers, but that's about it.

Compare German history to French, English, Italian, Polish or Greek history and you'll see how devoid of interest Germany really is.

>>34450909
This Hitler would have been more valuable as a figurehead martyr after the fall of fall France

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Anyone got some cute Nazi girls?

good

white nationalism is a loser movement for losers

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Where are them cute Nazi girls. Ignore the shitty baiters.

>>34451967
in the Nazi timeline

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>>34452024
I didn't need this feel ;-;

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>>34452074
Cute Asuka

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>>34452411
More anime heil.

>>34447733
Hitler? in my german empire?

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>>34452484
It belonged to Hitler because he earned it. It doesn't belong to a clown like you.

A grubby power-hoarder. I dislike people like you. Given the opportunity, you'd try to steal his power rather than serve under him.

Scum. You are unworthy.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hitlers_Bombe

They actually tested a small nuke.

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What could've been...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmGqG3grTrg

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Imagine seeing this in real life
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1485544127970.webm

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>>34453424
>>34453472
Hitler was such a great man. His vision is truly inspiring.

Dummy leftist commies will never understand, they'll never realize the beauty.

Heil Hitler.

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>>34453622
He was more than a mere mortal man

Heil Hitler!

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Hitler never had anyone to whom he could confide his innermost feelings..

Damn dude, that hurts right in the fucking feels.

Apparently he didn't like dirty or political jokes, or smoking or tobacco.

Pure as fuck, how can a single man be so based?

>>34447733
Anon we're the main timeline. The alternate timelines don't include our consciousnesses cause our consciousnesses moved to this one automatically. More evidence is that this timeline hasn't been visited by time travelers.

>>34450890
>le larp
y tho

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>>34454190
>Anon we're the main timeline

I'm not a fan of it.

>>34454215
Just as an interesting sort of "what if". Why do you care? What does it matter if some guy over the internet thinks about an alternative timeline.

Fuck off, I can think what I want to you commie-thought police motherfucker.

>>34454292
I don't like the main timeline either. Personally I'd prefer a timeline where humans had superpowers.

>>34454292
>mad
haha

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>>34454309
No superpowers for me, just a pure Nazi global takeover. I want to walk down the street and Sieg Heil with my neighbors when the tele shows us images of our glorious leader.

>>34454332
You said something which was meant to be upsetting, and then you're surprised that I'm upset.

I honestly don't know what you were expecting.

>>34454381
If we are talking alternate universes where the allies lose WW2, I'd probably prefer the one where Japan takes over the world.

>>34447733
Yo,I'm thinking to read his book (Mein Kampf) and I wanted to know if people can give me a small spoiler about what he wrote about Nazism.

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>>34454421
B-but who will drop the nukes?

>>34454445
They probably wouldn't be necessary.

>>34454467
B-but Japan will just infest the world with their gloomy autism.
The nukes had a good effect on them,tell ya what.

>>34454427
Shallow collectivism and dude da joos lmao

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>>34454687
Okay,the Jews part I understand but what's with this "shallow colectivism"? Sorry if I'm not the brightest to understand this at first.

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Lewdness inbound.

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Where are my national socialist brothers? Come out, let us come together in the praise of a superior system of government!

Hitler didn't lose. He just went home.

>tfw if hitler won they would have found a way to cure my being a tranny

It hurts

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>>34456165
People have the audacity to say stuff like "Hitler went to hell".

Nah, the dude is in heaven, and he's waiting for us all there. God ordained for him to exist and survive and he fulfilled his purpose dutifully.

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>>34456192
We're all not happy about the circumstances.

At least you recognize the degeneracy, which is leaps and bounds above many others.

>>34454867
Collectivist ideology is self-explanatory.
You as a person have no value, you are only valued as part of a machinery.

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Korra would have been better if Nazis.

Also I hate the jews.

>>34456272
I don't want it cured because it's degenerate, I want it cured because it's awful to experience, hence why we all kill ourselves.

also that feel when no sexy nazi ss officer to tie me up and torture me for being subhuman scum

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>>34456978
So you fell too hard for the memes huh? I can't imagine how awful tranny-mode is.

I think we all wanna be dommed by a qt nazi gril. Just as long as she lets me on top every now and then you know.

>>34457032
>So you fell too hard for the memes huh?
I've always felt this way, long before I found 4chan

>I think we all wanna be dommed by a qt nazi gril.
Nazi girl or boy is fine with me. Does it count as being dommed if you want them to just hit you in the face until you pass out?

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>>34457081
>to just hit you in the face until you pass out

Thats some pretty severe domme shit.

Crimeny I was just thinking some gentle femdom, few smacks with a riding crop, maybe a little petplay, possibly pegging if we really get into it but..

I think your fetish tolerance is more extreme than mine I guess.

>>34457165
I think it's from thinking about dying so much that I began to fetishize it. It's a whole new spectrum of degeneracy. I actually enjoy the physical sensation of pain more than sexual pleasure

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>>34457235
If you're not too far gone, maybe you could try eating more, do a clean bulk and start liftan. I'm sure the HGH or whatever female hormones you're taking haven't ruined you too bad.

R-right?

>>34457357
I tried lifting before I started HRT to see if that would cure it. I've tried everything to cure it anon, I only embraced it because that was the only thing left

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>>34457375
Well, lifting worked for me.

If you know giving in won't make you happy in the long run, then you shouldn't give in.

Keep fighting it as long as you can. Remind yourself why you want to succeed. And surround yourself with people who are non-degenerates to further break away from the degeneracy.

>>34457467
>keep fighting it
I already have tits from hormones, I've been on them for years. It would mess me up to stop

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>>34457526
Find out if there is a way you can slowly reverse your transformation, talk to doctors or some shit.

Accepting things as they are is cuck shit.

Real men find a way to change things to how they need to be.

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Here is how they could have won:
>dont let hitler tell his generals what is best. hitler was not a good general
>dont employee idiots like Goring and Eichmann
>dont waste all those resources on the final solution
>dont kill a large chunk of your work force aka the final solution
>allow your troops to retreat sometimes
>dont attack russia
>listen to donitz wait to build up your navy before going to war
>relax on the aryan master race so you have so more sympathizers, just be pro white not pro aryan

what else am I missing?

>>34457746
It couldn't have happened any other way. They got so much power through incredible unity and nationalism, which in turned brainwashed themselves into thinking they were invincible

>>34457788
They made a ton of mistakes because of being dogmatic and idealistic. It could have been different.

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>>34457746
Thanks for them thar tips.

And thanks to everyone for being redpilled and seeing through the jewish lies.

I'm going to nap now, but I might post moar nazi stuff if the thread survives.

>>34448110
dude looks like ken cosgrove

>>34449222
> Communism and Capatalism outlast nazism
> Somehow nazism is superior
LMAO

>>34459351
>biggest capitalist/communist countries in the world at time both gang up on one nazi country
LMAO BTFOOO

Good, I like this timeline.
Nazism seems pretty bad unless you were a nazi.

>>34447733
Every timeline is an "alternate" timeline, using that term is goddamn redundant.

>>34459503
> gang up
After your retarded leader declared war on both of them