What would be a witty response to send her so that she thinks

you can call me daddy

dtf?
oregano

>>34447803
So it won't be weird when I spank you for being a bad girl

What's you dad like?

I wanna meet that dad

>>34447933
lol this is awesome

>>34447944
Boring as fuck

Exit thread now

Why are you using this roastie app? You guys should be happy tinder exists. It filters all the roasties to chad.

t. Guy whose friend got cheated on by a tinder roastie

>>34447933
Fucking do it OP the dubs compel you

Y'know unless you're a faggot which is fine

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>>34447803
I'm looking for a steed willing to accept my seed.

>>34447933
>>34447974
Idk dude. She's really cute and we have the same music taste I don't eanna mess that up. Isn't that a little too forward

>>34447994
nothing is too forward on tinder

>>34447994
DO IT FAGGOT DUBS WILLS IT
FUCK YOUR HAPPINESS ENTERTAIN US

>>34447994
It's fucking tinder, nigga. If you're not forward, someone else will be.

Think about it. She saw your pictures and thought to herself "Yes, this is something for me". You already know she wants you based on the fact that you matched, so you're good to be forward.

>>34448019
Well that's true. I'm trying to think of something that isn't as cringe though

>>34447803
>Thank you dear madam. May I interest you in a high-temperature caffeine drink some day?

>>34447803
tell her "your friend said daddy issues are a red flag"

>>34448071
dude you're gonna be a khv forever like this
either you show sexual interest immediately or you're friendzoned (unless you're chad)

that's a really good response

>>34447803
Your plan is flawed. Let me explain why. You see, if you meet up with her, she will see you and realize you are a boring piece of shit.

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>>34447994
>same taste in music

So when's the wedding?

Fucking do it you pansy.

>>34447994
>the same music taste
let me guess, Mac Demarco?

>>34447994
>too forward
>Tinder

I hope you're not looking for anything else than sex on Tinder, you know that's what it's there for?

>>34447994
I couldn't give one single shred of a fuck, she is not opposed to giving you the V and that's literally all you need faggot.

Get the FUCK out there you pinko commie fuck

>>34448214
Nope. Viet cong, anco and beach fossils. But I can see where you would think mac demarco lmao

>>34447994
Fucking beta male

You lot are helpless

Anon gifted you gold

>>34448253
Dude lmao same bands so we're soul mates and I don't want my love to think i'm a creeeeeeep

Sack up and say it. Or don't because you've already made yourself look like a gigantic pussy by waiting this long


You think Chad ever takes this long to analyze a woman's response to what he says??? Sack up

>>34447994
Go for "just call me daddy then", ironic and a bit less forward

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It's far too late now OP. Your fucking faggot ass was concerned about her fee fees and you didn't strike while the iron was hot.

>>34448286
Fuck I Sent the other response but this is so much simpler and sounds less try hard. Fuck you robots

Tell her you wear old spice like he does too.

>>34447853
Fucking this with a winky face. No winky face and the relationship goes straight to the gutter

>>34447803
real advice here, I don't know how tinder works but Iam guessing its just another normie dating app which you use someone for sex and dump them.

Anyway, ask about her interests and her daily routine etc. Talk about her and your past and life and whatever.

Nothing else to talk if you've just met her

>>34448339
if she takes the first response well then you can slip in this one too.

>>34448339
post response

"You can call me that if you like ;)"

>>34448339
No you didn't. Pics or you're a beta fuck

>>34448363
this is never going to fucking work you moron. Have you even spoken to a women?

>>34448487
>>34448468
Thanks a lot you stupid faggots

oh that's cool
you look like my dad haha

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>>34448528
Oops forgot to attachpic

Not original

>>34448554
Let us know when he responds senpai

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>>34448554
One of these will soon be yours anon

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>>34448554
You shouldnt have listened to these kissless virgins, OP. They dont know howto game and think acting like someone else is the best plan. Sorry dude. Should have followed up with a less creppy response and jocked around. It is a shame I arrived to late. Let this be a learning experience.


NEVER take advice from the average robot. If you have to question whether or not something works then DO NOT do it

>>34448730
You are stupid
He's just joking around, also girls like to laugh

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>>34448554
He actually fell for it robots

>>34448730
Shut up fageut

>>34448730
That response was gold fuck off beta male

>>34448554
>Rather than progressing in an authentic getting-to-know-you sort of way, this /r9k/ user has decided to listen to his fellow 'robot's.
>The correct answer was of course "I can't think of anything clever to say, but I like your taste in music"
>Let's see how his match responds...

>>34448785
The context was perfect but the way it was phrased wasn't the best

This might have been smoother: >>34448477

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>>34448750
shut up you kissless virgin. You have no idea how 2 conversation.


When a girl says you remind her of her dad you do not go and fucking say can I spank you like daddy did. That's not fucking funny and is creepy as hell.

>>34448807
Stop roleplaying as archimedes, turboneckbeard

>avatarfagging as archimedes when you're a beta cuck
this is even more cringe

>>34448554
you cant get away with that unless you are hot as fuck.
should have played safer

>>34448869
girl matched with him so he can't be a total mong

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>>34448841
>>34448842
You're probabbly one of those niggas who anime post with those childish cartoon women. Yoou have no right to judge me for using the image of a highly respected man of history.

>>34448926
Sure but stop thinking you are that man.

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>>34448554
>you actually said it

>>34448926
>Yoou have no right to judge me for using the image of a highly respected man of history
actually i do, talking shit while using an anime image is acceptable, talking total bullshit while trying to hide behind these great men of history isn't

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>>34448926
you think it makes your post sound more smart and mature.

but that will only work on dweebs, fuck off.

>>34448554
These are the lines you need to use. The guys saying "hehe he fell for it" don't get laid.

>>34448554
>sorry my 4chan buddies made me say it i swear!

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>>34448974
>talking shit while using an anime image is acceptable.


Holy shit did this make me kek. I hope you are baiting, anon. No one can be this delusional.

>>34448926
Yeah I should've said something less racy but oh well. I've actually gotten laid twice off tinder but they weren't as hot as this one so let's see if she even responds

>>34448554
jesus, this is not the way you talk to a girl who likes nice post-punk and indie, could at least have used a ;^)

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>>34448981
Y-you think I sound smart and mature, anon?

And look guys im anime posting this is acceptable rite xd

>>34447803
pls answer OP, do you regret sending that phrase, how do you feel about it? also, has she responded yet

>>34449081
She responded with "lol I guess that's true" and asked if I was free tomorrow night.

>>34449081
Yeah I feel like a tryhard, I was already imagining my life with her. Oh well

>>34449113
nah, you're not OP
If you are though, I congratulate you

>>34448554
You should've added an emoticon like :p or something, without it it almost seems creepy

>>34449127
>I was already imagining my life with her

why the hell are you on tinder then, there's online dating stuff that's less focused on sex, tinder is almost exclusively used for casual sex

>>34449155
Whaaat? Are you for real? :p is the cringiest, creepiest emoticon.
Like friendzoned-beta orbiter tier.

>>34448554
You should have added

>"Haha I was just kidding m'lady. Pls respond"

>>34448554
has she replied yet anon

Guys OP here

she unmatched me

fuck you guys

>>34448554
OP

Do you want to know where you fucked up?

By adding the question mark, by doing that you are saying it might not happen.

If you use a :) it becomes flirty and fun.

Learn how to talk to people.

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>>34449421
Alpha as fuck anon

Power play

You have her right where you want her

>>34449421
It amazes me that people make threads like this on /r9k/. It's the incel/failed normie board, what did you expect?

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>>34449421

oheheheohh

Real op no response yet

>>34450700

Type >p-please respond

The only way to redeem yourself!

>>34450700
monitoring this bread bro, also checking your dubs

>>34451468
Will post results IF she responds

>>34447853
You should of said this one instead but you went with the trolls you dumbass.