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Autism: The Toy
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I love those things
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>>34452996
What does it do? What is its purpose?
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>>34453021
Someone couldn't figure out circuitry so they made a tiny thing with a bunch of buttons that don't do anything. It was marketed as a pointless "toy" to fidget with that, again, does nothing but allow you to play with buttons, switches and such.
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Who /suicidal/ here?
What's keeping you here?
What are some thing you've done so far based on your tendencies?
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>>34452969
>What's keeping you here?
You mean on /r9k/ or life?
Life: don't want to hurt my family by killing myself
/r9k/: keeping myself occupied, never go out of my room so don't have a lot of things to keep my mind occupied.
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>>34453099
If you had no family but somehow could still live as you do now would you really change your mind?
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>>34452969
>me
>religion and family. Mostly religion.
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how has your day been, robots? 2017-01-27 06:40:44 Post No.34452963
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>mfw getting promoted
>also day off tomorrow
I'm happy!
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>>34452963
>tfw signed up for direct deposit at work
>it says it takes up to 2weeks for it to register
>might miss a weeks worth of pay
Just fuck my shit up.
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>>34452963
>Job
GTFO now okay you're not wanted here
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>>34452976
why would you miss a weeks worth of pay, wouldn't you just get a check instead? Or they'd wait till it registers and transfer your money
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>finally get to go to party at chad friends house
>as usual i dont get any, still a kissless virgin
>get depressed and get drunk on the sofah
>chad friend starts making out with some stacy next to me on the sofah
>get pissed and drink more
>Fall asleep on the sofah early while chad is still making out with stacy
>Wake up early since i fell asleep so fast
>look to my left and chad friend is gone, instead 2 sleeping stacys
>make my way out the house without waking anyone up (i think)
>start walking home, everyone on the street looks at me weird
>black guy walks past me staring at me, looks angry about something
>"HEY WHITEBOY!" i turn around
>black guy punches me in the stomach so hard i fall down on all fours
>"RASSIS ASS NIGGUH WHITEBOI"
>i get up and black guy kicks me in the ass "YEH RUN BITCHASS"
>run home confused and crying like the beta i am
>first thing i do is get on my laptop and start sperging out on nigger hate threads on /b/ and /pol/
>feel im about to puke (alcohol and getting punches in the stomach is not a good mix)
>run to the toilet and puke
>walk to sink to wash my face off, see myself in the mirror
>says "fuck niggers" on my forehead
>mix of rage and feeling suicidal ensues
>now just suicidal
Why would normies do this to me? What have i done to deserve this? And why in gods name would a normie use the word "nigger" arent they supposed to be against that stuff? Anyways i need to find out who wrote this, and i also had to tell this to someone and i guess you guys are the only ones i have. share feels please, i need to feel better.
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>>34452948
Just a prank broo, why you gotta tske it so seriously.
Nah but all jokes aside, dont be sad anon i feel for you. I know the chad party.
Dont feel sad
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sounds like a fun night desu
im here watching anime every night. ur makin college memories. godbless
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You know what to do, anon.
Teach those normies a lesson.
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Yea, yea, yea ,yea m
who the jiggy nigga with the goldlinks
got me reminiscing about my old days
3 6 suck a nigga dick all day, no play,
got me boomin trap out the hallway
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3 autistic nerdss and I got 'em wearin' panties
Told 'em they were sissified, welcome to the tranny family
Whoa, whoa
Whoa, whoa
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>>34452998
Future's EVOL was shit. The only good song on it was Low Life. Although I liked Maybach and Seven Rings, but everything else was shit.
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>>34453020
>Future's EVOL was shit
I agree but I heard that song a lot and always changed that line to be about trannies and it got stuck in my head.
hi im a girl
what is it like having your dick get hard
like can you look at a pretty girl and cant control it
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If it gets hard enough, it starts to hurt.
It can also become easily cramped and crushed underneath your jeans; often with you in a position or location where you can't adjust it.
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>>34452954
>if it gets hard enough, it starts to hurt
You might wanna get that checked out anon.
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Here, let me show you *unzips dick*
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Have you lost to cock yet?
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>>34452906
no but im getting close.
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I only lose to cocks that are eight inches, uncut, and dripping pre.
So it rarely happens.
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>>34452906
>Have you lost to cock yet?
only cute and feminine cocksnot really losing is it
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Is hair loss the worst thing that can happen to someone? Girls in the concentration camps described losing their hair and being shaved as the worst part of the entire thing.
Losing your hair was worse than a concentration camp. Ever since I started balding my life has been over and every day I have to imagine myself jumping in front of cars every day.
What the fuck kind of God would let this happen. Hair loss is worse than being raped and watch your whole family be murdered slowly and live in a prison for your entire life with no food.
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>>34452869
It's alright. I actually had the most beautiful women after I went bald. Snap the fuck out of it.
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OP is a hairlet faggot. I'm glad you're miserable.
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>>34452886
I don't care about girls I want looks
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There is nothing wrong with white nationalism
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wrong is subjective.
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>>34452812
As a black guy I personally don't care about it. We can have black history month, celebrate black heroes but if someone says white and pride in the same sentence they are condemned. I feel like it's a matter of respect. If you respect me as a person I will respect your view while keeping my distance.
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You fucking faggot. You are a useless parasitic neet of society that does absolutely nothing of benefit or worth. And then you use the achievements(achievements that you did not personally achieve) of successful white people to feel superior to other humans.
Do something of worth before feeling proud. Being proud of something that you had no part in is just cuckery.
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/steamfeels/,/britfeels/, and /discord/ threads belong on /soc/.
Prove me wrong,normalfags.
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>It's "anon uses an edgy anime screencap thinking he makes him look cooler" episode
You're right though
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>tfw sociopath
>some guy asks for lewd pics, I send him
>he adds me on steam, a few months pass.
>says he loves me
>just say okay and kind of go with it for a month or two
>removes me and is now paranoid because he thinks I didn't love him because he was bad or something
>blocked
It's literally not my fault, the closest thing to a loving relationship I could be in would be with lots of physical stuff that feels good but it wouldn't be loving.
What should I do?
Not original enough
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New thread
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>>24865510
Lets just move to /soc/.
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>it's tendies night
>mommy takes forever to get home
>just sat here waiting, looking at every car that passes by hoping it's mommy that has come home to prepare my tendies
>not happy with where this is going, i've been a good boy and i don't deserve to wait
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OP here
>drinking all of mommy's soup in protest (cold, i don't know how to operate the microwavey)
>tummy is starting to feel a little bit off
>it won't hinder me from eating my tendies when they are finally in front of my nose
>the waiting game is tedious
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I unironically had two cans of sardines today.
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>have started chanting all the tendie poems i have learned (am a smart boy, mommy approves)
>texted mommy when she will be home
>10 minutes to go, already started plucking everything out of the fridge to prepare for my feast
>listening to mongolian throat singing to get in the mood
>tfw it's tendie friday
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Do you have siblings?
What do you assume they think about you? any brother/sister in laws?
I'm a HHKV 30, sister is 28, brother is 32. Both married.
I never speak to them and only see them once at Christmas. I've only ever said "hi" and "bye" to my sisters husband and brothers wife, despite having met them and known them for nearly 10 years now.
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>>34452693
Not going to get much input on this board bro, eveyone here is a teenager, their siblings are all still young and not at the stage of full normiehood.
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I dont' speak to my older brother. I hear from my mom every so often that he talks garbage about me, usually about me being lazy and a loser.
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op how did you end up like this
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Redpill me on Theresa May.
Can I get a quick rundown?
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What you are looking for is /pol/
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She's the prime minister of the U.K.
She has 2 confirmed sex tapes
She has never been arrested
She is worth approximately 15 million pounds
She supports Cheltenham Town football club
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>>34452714
>She has 2 confirmed sex tapes
wut
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>get offered coffee by grill
>not say anything
This happened a little bit ago.
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>>34452632
>Find girl tomorrow
>Tell her you just got out a bad relationship yesterday
>Offer to buy HER coffee
Enjoy.
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>>34452653
No it was like this
>work retail
>grill works at register
>i wanted to get a Military Star Card
>grill gets money if she signs people up (i didnt know this)
>"oh sign it up here and i get money)
>"split the money with me"
>"oh, its only $5 but ill buy you coffee at Starbucks"
>i dont say anything
>walk away with away co-worker.
God i feel retarded but i heard her say she already has a baby. And $5 isnt even enough for two coffees anyway so why would she buy me a coffee with her measly $5 bonus. It wouldnt bother me but i see her everyday. I stare at her ass. Shes a yoga pants slut
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>>34452760
>God i feel retarded but i heard her say she already has a baby.
I can't believe your autism gives you the power to dodge bullets.
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I'm starting to find anime more rewarding than being productive! What do I do?!
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Guys, seriousIy!
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Watch more anime.Probably not original.
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>>34452528
looks like its the end of the line for you