>it's tendies night >mommy takes forever to get home

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OP here
>drinking all of mommy's soup in protest (cold, i don't know how to operate the microwavey)
>tummy is starting to feel a little bit off
>it won't hinder me from eating my tendies when they are finally in front of my nose
>the waiting game is tedious

I unironically had two cans of sardines today.

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>have started chanting all the tendie poems i have learned (am a smart boy, mommy approves)
>texted mommy when she will be home
>10 minutes to go, already started plucking everything out of the fridge to prepare for my feast
>listening to mongolian throat singing to get in the mood
>tfw it's tendie friday

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>old neighbour just knocked on the wall, i think she doesn't like my tendie chants
>like i care, i've been a good boy and this is my night
>saliva glands are working overhours, all the sauces have been put on the table
>fries taken out of the freezer
>i'm bouncing up and down out of cheer joy, the glasses on the table are doing the same.

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>>34453041
i'm happy for you anon, i hope you enjoyed them.

>>34452745
This thread makes me both hungry for tendies and mad that I wasted my money on a XXL bag of Paprika Lays when I could have bought a big ass bucket full of KFC tendies.

>>34452745
>i've been a good boy

What have you honestly done to deserve anything good?

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>>34453556
questioning my mothers judgement on awarding my GBP who the fuck do you think you are.
>ps. mommy is 30 minutes late, this'll cost her

>>34453601
Cost her how much? 5 tendies extra?

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>>34453601
>this'll cost her

How will she be reprimanded? Shall you get the belt?

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>>34452745

>tfw quit job just so i could have more time to read and write tendieposts on /r9k/

>tfw live in Finland and cant get tendies

a-at least i can eat p-pizza

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>>34453524
>KFC tendies
>not prepared by mommy
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE OUT OUT OUT

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>>34453700
>>prepared by mommy
>not popeyes

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YOUR MOMS A WHORE

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>>34453728
I WILL PEEPEE POOPOO IN YOUR FRICKING POPEYES HOW DARE YOU INSULT MOMMY REEEEEE REEEEE RRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>it's a mommy has to sleep with you because her bed frame "broke" again episode

>mom finishes tendies and goes upstairs
>I'm visiting each sauce, bouncing and dancing in my chair
>tendy in each hand, each bite is a new swirl of color
>my chanting and dancing gets a little exaggerated
>drop a tendy
>bend over to pick up my tendy, souring the floor in sauce

>while bending over I notice I still hear bouncing noises
>mommy is upstairs doing a tendy dance too!
>decide to go upstairs and join her!
>crack open the door, I notice a large darky man doing the tendy dance naked
>hes inside my mommy...
>her pussy whole is filled up with the dark mans dark tendy meat
>Its throbbing and wavering up and down with each blood pump...
>his ranch sauce is already coating my moms tendy breasts
>those are my tendy breasts
>GET OUT OF MY MOM!
>MY TENDY MOM!
>"Get the fuck out lil bitch ass honky"
>"Thats my son! watch your language"
>the dark man slaps mom
>"Shut ya fuckin mouth stupid ass bitch"
>"Gimme dem walls, bitch!"
>dark man is back in my moms tendy hole
>shes crying but then starts moaning
>I stand and watch them do the tendy dance
>thats my mom...
>that was MY tendy hole...

>>34453700
>>34453728
>>34453801
Gr8,the shitstorm is starting. Guess I'm gonna go get myself some tendies,anyone wants some? Got some spicy sauce too.

>>34453949
You pussy. You should have went in that guy's tendy hole instead.

>>34453952
i w-would like some anon UwU

What makes you think you deserve anything? What have YOU done for anyone ever? How have you earned anything? I doubt you have.

>>34454035
Sauce or without?

>>34454139
Honey mustard my dude

>>34454187
>not barbecue

LEABE PLS

>learn to cook myself
>can make tendies ANY TIME

unlimited tendies!!! :D

>>34452745
>Mommy tells me to feed dog for good boy points
>She clearly sees I'm annoyed being demanded to do this
>Just finished eating my choco pancakes with bacon bits, and mayo mixed with syrup topping.
>She kisses me good bye and leaves for work
>Again this bitch pisses me off, she knows I hate being touched
>Time for some fucking payback
>Go over and sit down on the couch
>watch an ep. of /mlp/ and learn a good life lesson
>One that mommy never taught me....fuckin' bitch.
>See her retard dog over by her bowl
>Stupid thing is growling at me to feed it
>Let out a *BRAAAAAP* in response and dog leaves room upset and speechless
>I smirked, "Dumb bitch".
>After several hours later of spongebob I finally cooled down and called for the dog.
>"Still hungry?"
>She gets all excited for some reason, like she thought I'd feed her.
>Laugh to myself
>All of a sudden my tummy starts hurting
>Too lazy to move off warm couch
>Feel urge to puke
>grab my makeshift cereal bowl I put cigarettes out in
>puke lightly into bowl
>puke looks yellowish pink in color
>retch after smelling it
>put it on floor like a good boy for doggie
>"Here bitch, your meal."

>>34454187
Sorry,muh man. I said in my first post that I only got spicy sauce.

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OP here
>just finished my tendies, with sweetened chili sauce
>i'm fully sated now, all the rage is gone (for the moment, vengeance is still brooding)
>had a good 10 tendies with frie-fries
>mommy apologised to her good boy for being latesies
>happy that my tendie thread took off, this night couldn't get better.

>>34453653
>blow to the stomach
>piss jugs on bed
>karate chop to the throat
>big boy belly slam while she's laying down
>1free blowy Joey
>1 free Tendie dinner
>projectile poopoo via sphincter trebuchet

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