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pretend with greentext 2017-01-28 02:23:16 Post No.34461921
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ITT: we pretend we are all angry drug dealers.
>finally make batch
>tell partner to take this out to the guy with his gang right outside our lab
>says he isnt done fapping
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>finally finished selling this brick
>call my plug, Alfredo
>he answers but he doesn't answer the phone
>just hear him and his mom arguing in spanish about how he's using her house to stash his bricks
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>that cop you bribed for the month just last week shows up again
>gonna shut it down if you don't give him more
>well what can you do
>hand him another rare pepe
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>sell one to a whore
>see kid in back
>see him in adoption center
>adopt him because i feel sorry for him
>have to get normal job
>now have a shit life
>come into his room
>yell at him because it is his fault
>kill myself
>wonder
>when did he have a better life?
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>Turn on Fox News
>expect what liberals keep stereotyping Fox News as
>It's a report on a bill about illegal immigration or government spending or something
>Host calmly chats with two other political commentators
>"What do you think about this bill?"
>"I think this bill is good because [Reason X], but it has drawbacks, like [Reason Y]".
>"Interesting. What do you think, other commentator?"
>"I think this is a bad decision for Congress to make. In addition to the benefits, we need to consider drawbacks like [Reason Z]."
>"Also a good point. You both make interesting arguments. Thank you for your time. Coming up next, the weather."
>Check out "redeye"
>Armond White is making fun of movies
I don't get it.
I thought this was the supposed brainwashing boogeyman that you keep claiming is destroying America. Why is it that outside of O'Riley and the other shows that are clearly marked as opinion-pieces like a Talk Show, that 90% of the channel calm and reasonable discussion among various guests and commentators? They had a fucking two-hour biography on President Kennedy the other day.
You really think that's somehow worse than literally editing a phone call to make it sound more "racist"?
Anyways what are some other decent news channels or even series like old Vice that get a lot of hate, but aren't all that bad?
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Armond White is objectively the superior apex of movie reviewers.
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>>34461814
Turn on CNN or MSNBC, you'll get a host of marxist panelists who all agree on the same issue, and each one turn it into an anti trump rant even if the topic is something unrelated. You're beginning to see the world as it actually is.
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>>34461814
The O'Reilly Factor is really where Fox News gets its bad reputation from
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Please don't forget about McDonalds 2017-01-28 02:17:38 Post No.34461797
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Please don't forget about McDonalds
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2017-01-28 02:17:38
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I've been doing some soul searching these days and the bottom line is if you are one of the liberal elite faggots that shits on McDonalds and the "McPick 2" deal you are murdering the American dream.
>be a colored youth of today
>want to get a job to pay for school
>hard working, apply for a job at McDonalds
>get hired, start working and saving
>progressive shit heads shut down your store for being part of the corporate oligarchy.
>lose job, try meth instead
>get shot
How do you progressive faggots love with yourself? People of all colors have a right to work at McDonalds! They are literally creating jobs by the thousands.
Please kill your self
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>>34461797
I got the grand mac today and it was a disappointment. Big macs are such low tier burgers man. If you go to McDonalds just get the quarter pounder.
I was disappointed in the Grand Mac because the patties aren't all that thicker. The burger is just wider and the bread it bigger.
Just warning you robots the Grand Mac is kinda a let down
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>>34461797
Okay this has to stop. What's with these restaurants marketing on here? Is this really the reality that we live? Corporations are paying people to write meme posts on a Chinese cartoon website?
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>>34461851
the reality is far more horrifyingpeople do it for free
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Holy fuck I need some help with this
>Be me
>19 y/o virgin still living with his parents
>Fooling around in my room
>Doing handstands
>Find I can put my head between my legs
>"hey maybe I can suck my own dick"
>Take off clothes
>Start lowering myself onto my head
>ass fully splayed
>Mom opens the door
>Ohshit.jpg
>Look of pure horror
>She just walked out
>I hear her talking with dad
What the fuck do I do?
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>>34461753
tell her what you tried to do. explain to her that you failed and need her to suck for you
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>>34461753
Go to the room where they're talking and scream
>LIKE YOU HAVEN'T TRIED TO LICK YOURSELVES BEFORE
and then run back to your room
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Kys faggot also learn to lock your door before you do degenerate shit.
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Someone lied to me, robots. I have the means to ruin their life. Should I?
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Blackmail them.
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>>34461611
That's the plan actually
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Explain
Origigigigi
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>look in the mirror
>"wow I'm kinda qt"
>look at a photo of myself
>look like a legit 4/10
Why is this allowed?
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The honest image you have of yourself is likely the image that other people see when they look at you.
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Get a better camera desu desu
Your eyes capture images better, where a camera requires lighting and angles just to look decent. Even basic bitches look ugly af without their filters.
I believe you are a qt, but don't let a photo discourage you.
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>>34461563
this
you look different in pictures because of lensing and lighting and a million other things
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Don't be afraid to have normie thoughts 2017-01-28 02:04:05 Post No.34461518
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Don't be afraid to have normie thoughts
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2017-01-28 02:04:05
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>be me
>looking for an active internship in the world of finance
>in the meantime, take a part time job at Little Caesars
>promotions exploding, people can't get enough of our delicious food
>hot and ready's always flying off the shelf for $5.00
>cheese is fresh and sauce is superb
>decide to forgo finance search and pursue advanced customer service programs
I'm damn proud of what I've learned from Little Caesars and you should be too. I've met people from different parts of town and we've never been robbed. Plus we offer a terrific product at a moderate price!
I think Trumps economy will be a soaring success! Thanks for reading and enjoy the winter
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>little caesars pizza
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>>34461518
shill somewhere else faggot
original desu
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>>34461518
What the fuck is this? Am I being marketed to right now?
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Hey guys I think I found a girl that might actually like me and she's hot and believe it or not interesting. How do I not fuck this up?
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>>34461516
If she actually likes you, then it'll take effort to fuck up.
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The worst thing you can do is ask for advice here lol.
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>>34461516
The only advice we can give you: hide your power level. You can show some of it only If she does
Girls are so easy, how do you guys have such a hard time?
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>>34461512
Women are so simple
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>>34461648
You basement dwellers should get out more. I'm just fucking with them for memes
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>>34461648
if youre good lucking and you're talking to sluts, you can literally say anything. Which seems to be the case here
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Any post wall femanon in this board right now who regrets riding the carousel???
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>>34461500
>femanon
>implying femanons exist
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>>34461500
this is what femanon looks like. She still may have experience with riding the cock, however.
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>>34461500
they'll just hook up with some dumb beta provider from /r9k/
why would they regret anything?
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Why do normies think not fucking for 32 days is a long time and they feel deprived? They think thats actually the worst they could go and dont even think of the people who have never been in a relationship
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>>34461429
Why would a normalfag follow a pornstar? Much less Bailey Jay, you fucking faggot
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>>34461429
>dont even think of the people who have never been in a relationship
Why would they care? Why would it even matter to them. It's not like they could do anything about it anyway. You don't think about starving refugees every time you eat, or people sleeping on the streets in the cold when you go to bed.
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if you're not an autistic loser and have relationships 32 days actually is a long amount of time to go without sex.
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who else here /mischief/
>be me
>wipe ass
>don't wash hands
>make dinner for roommates
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>>34461378
>Go to grocery store
>Buy stick of gum
>Pay with 100 dollar bill
>Leave before they can offer change
>Their register is now ridiculously over the amount it's supposed to be
>mfw they get written up by their boss
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>go into a thread i don't like with the intent to troll it
>end up having a productive discussion and learning more about viewpoints different from my own
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>>34461378
That's fucking disgusting, wtf. Holy shit
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Omegle thread.
/r9k/ tag
Finding girls is the name, getting skipped is the game ;_;
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Why are there so many women on this tag. I dont get it
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>>34461421
Because most are really guys catfishing you.
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is it normal to smoke if you only like nicotine in moderation? if i smoke 3 cigarettes back to back i feel sick and just sit down for a little while but one is nice and doesnt make me feel gross
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>>34461322
Basically if you smoke one like once a week, it will never effect you negatively. If you smoke one once a day, you'll start to get the negative effects of it, and you'll gradually increase how many you use, leading to addiction.
If you enjoy them and can keep it ideally to like once a week or once every couple of days you'll be fine.
I've never met someone who doesn't end up using them habitually. Even if you don't think they are addictive, you'll start off saying you'll just smoke one once a day, or even less, and you will most likely start using a lot more daily. Eventually becoming a pack a day smoker
Basically it's normal to do it in moderation but it's pretty hard and I would be careful because lots of people start off saying they are just going to smoke in moderation
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>>34461456
ive been smoking 1 or two every day or every two days for the past year i think youre right just once a week is a good idea
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They're addictive, but the health consequences are exaggerated to the extreme. Just keep it to, I'd say, 5 a day or less and you'll be fine.
For the anti-smoking goombas who will get upset by my opinion, consider this: if smoking 2 packs a day takes 30 years to kill you, how bad can they really be?
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>2017
>he doesnt wanna have a qt and pure muslim wife
are you retard?
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She's gonna blow your mind.
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>>34461291
>are you retard?
no are but you?
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Almost every young muslims girl i see just wear a hijab. Have tons of makeup and tight clothes showing their butt etc.
Stop believing in memes