Chad Normie - AMA

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>>34461512
Women are so simple

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>>34461648
You basement dwellers should get out more. I'm just fucking with them for memes

>>34461648
if youre good lucking and you're talking to sluts, you can literally say anything. Which seems to be the case here

How do you meet girls offline?

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>>34461512
This is so much fucking bait. Do you autists really think this is real?

>>34461863
Stare them down, zig your zag up to them, and crouch.

Dumb people don't interest me.
This locks me out of 99% of the population.

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>>34461822
What does the eggplant mean?

>>34461843
She's not a slut if we go to the same Church. I like to believe she wanted that holy Spirit

>>34461822
>Trying to buy a cheap civic
>Yeah bro I got you
>It's riced to hell, a cylinder doesn't fire and battery needs a jump every start

>>34461863
Go outside for once and whip your dick out

>>34461512
I don't even get a single reply. Whether on the phone, through text, or in person.

>>34461944
>dude she goes to church lmao that means shes not a slut ;))))
Now you're just humblebragging. Chad turns any girl into a slut.

May I dare say, your Photoshop skills are remarcable.

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>>34461512
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>>34461822
Too much effort to get a honda civic.

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>>34462011
Hello autismo, he has his friend texting him. baka

>>34462011
>Dawg I'm on mobile

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>>34461512
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>>34461822
Holy shit, kill yourself underage. Nobody that's over the age of 18 talks this way. Everyone gets right to the point if you're legitimately Chad.

t. Actual Chad

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>>34461512
>>34461648
>>34461822
>>34462113
You'll never originally be me, faggot.

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>>34462113
>claiming chad
>browsing /r9k/
>thinking robots will believe him

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Just got some more

>>34461512
nobody really cares my man.

as much as we shitpost about women, we don't actually care about them.

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>>34462167
I don't really give a fuck what you say. I was like you once.

Doubters will always doubt. pic related is you.

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>>34462191
This happens at least once a week

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>>34461512
>>34461648
>>34461822
>>34462191

It's not fair, normies don't even have to try.

>>34461512
its only easy if you are generally attractive and are outgoing/charismatic. most of us here fail at this mostly because we just fucking suck at trying.

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>>34462213
Underage/10.

>>34462233
They aren't even 18. They are both talking like they've never had sex. It's pathetic.

OP, leave and never come back.

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>>34461822
This fucking bait holy fuck

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>>34461822
>mfw when underages actually talk like this garbage

>>34462258
> Dawg I am 18 I get the mature women. Why so salty?

>>34462448
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I forgot, it's Friday. It's prime time for underage to start flooding the board.

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>>34462213
And they don't stop coming and they don't coming

>>34462404
That's how a woman talks my dude

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>>34462805
>dish is how women talk
>ill show these guys on the internet how cool I am
>they'll all see how cool i am

This is you

>>34462805
Yeah, when they're 15.

what's with all the emojis? fucking retarded

>>34462213

wow man this 1 girl said she wants to have sex with you haha better post 100 screencaps of convos with this 1 girl to show how alpha u are

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>>34463007
>2017
>not using emojis ironically

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>>34462213
This is how I picked up girls in the 7th grade

Have some fucking standards my dude

>>34461512
Holy fuck those emojis, kill yourself.

>>34462762
>But your parents are home

Wow you're not even trying to hide it. where are mods?

>>34463033
That's a lot of salt. We must be near an ocean

>>34462762
How old are you?
Why the fuck would you use so many emojis

Guys she's only 17 chill

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Quit the emoji crap.