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I'm literally obsessed with huge cocks

I dunno if I'm a cuckold or what, but I honestly contemplate suicide sometimes when I think about my small dick compared to what it would be like living with a monster pornstar cock

I just want to stretch girls open, make them scream, make them gossip about my cock, make them lust over it and get wet just from looking at it

how the FUCK do I get over this shit

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Anonymous 2017-01-30 06:44:19 Post No.34521478
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Anonymous 2017-01-30 06:44:19 Post No.34521478 [Report]

Hey thats a nice dick!

Anonymous 2017-01-30 06:54:57 Post No.34521623
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>>34521410
I made a paper model of my dick by measuring, rolling and trimming piece of paper to length.

Then I tried to fit it in my mouth and it was actually slightly too big.

Made me think.

Anonymous 2017-01-30 07:00:25 Post No.34521700
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>>34521410
Having a big dick won't get you laid anyway.

I have a big dick, But I'm uglier then sin so willing woman would ever fuck me. Even tried making it really obvious I had a big dick in public by wearing really tight shorts and that didn't work. Only got gay guys talking to me

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Anonymous 2017-01-30 06:33:59 Post No. 34521321 [Report] [View this topic]

>you actually have more freedom as a child than an adult

What did society mean by this?

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Anonymous 2017-01-30 06:43:53 Post No.34521470
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GOD DAMN IT MY MOMMA WORNED ME FOR THIS SHIT AND I DIDN'T LISTEN REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>you earn decent money, could travel anywhere, buy a hell lot of things, get more toys than you could ever have dreamed of as a child
>too bad you realized along the way that everything is for naught and there's nothing in this world to explore that will bring back your childlike enthusiasm

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>>34521321
>go outside and play with your friends
>mommy and daddy have to pay the bills, maintain and clean the house, cook, etc.
>bonus: repair broken or half-broken electronics, do labor to improve the house both externally and internally, etc.

Present time
>now you have a house and you have to do all of the above
>welcome to the real world
>good luck

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Anonymous 2017-01-30 06:33:03 Post No. 34521304 [Report] [View this topic]

Where do all the lovers meet with one another?

In an effort to uncover what has happened to the silent days.

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Anonymous 2017-01-30 07:01:47 Post No.34521730
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>>34521304

What's the difference between diet green tea and regular?

Anonymous 2017-01-30 07:03:23 Post No.34521755
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>>34521730
Arizona is a sweetened beverage.
Diet either has less sugar or an artificial sweetener of some sort.

Anonymous 2017-01-30 07:10:57 Post No.34521869
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>>34521755

Ic ic, never seen it in my area.

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Anonymous 2017-01-30 06:31:07 Post No. 34521278 [Report] [View this topic]

wats in the box honkey

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Anonymous 2017-01-30 06:32:45 Post No.34521301
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>>34521278
That's not a box, donkey.

Anonymous 2017-01-30 06:33:40 Post No.34521310
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>>34521301
*pops a cap in yo ass*

Anonymous 2017-01-30 06:33:57 Post No.34521318
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>>34521278
you have pretty nails

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Anonymous 2017-01-30 06:30:06 Post No. 34521260 [Report] [View this topic]

The "LE EXERCISE AND HEALTHY EATING CURES DEPRESSION AND ANXIETY" meme that normies talk about actually kind of works. It's not just snakeoil bullshit.

Would recommend.

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Anonymous 2017-01-30 06:31:43 Post No.34521283
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>>34521260
That makes you a normie. I used to exercise everyday, and it was one of the worst times of my life.

Anonymous 2017-01-30 06:33:07 Post No.34521305
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>>34521260
It super works.
Men aren't meant to be sedentary noodle armed cattle. It really fucks with your chemistry.

I wish I got on this fitness shit when I was little so I could have been a ballet dancer.

Anonymous 2017-01-30 06:34:17 Post No.34521325
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>>34521260

It can alleviate symptoms, but it won't cure it 100% and turn you into an optimist happy about everything.

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I think I'm gonna kill my self 2017-01-30 06:29:44 Post No.34521248
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I think I'm gonna kill my self Anonymous 2017-01-30 06:29:44 Post No. 34521248 [Report] [View this topic]

>be feminine & skinny
>have aspergers but manage to get a chubby nerdy gf
>she ask to invite another guy into the bedroom
>I object but she's insistent
>I'm to beta to say no
>she has a guy come over the next day
>not great looking but not bad either just kind of nerdy
>I'm nervous and he just pulls down his pants
>his dick is massive and literally bigger then mine soft and twice the girth and length hard
>she immediately sucks his cock
>I so intimidated I can't get hard
>she's at this point ignoring me
>i see this guy's massive cock plowing my gf while she's moaning loud with pleasure
>then she gets off and says how hot it would be for he to suck him off and before I know his dong his in my face
>she grabs my head and forces me to suck it
>then he flips me over and she puts lube on my asshole
>I say I don't want to get fucked but he just shoves his cock into my ass
>I cry a little but he continues to pound away
>my gfs fingering her self while watching and say how hot it is
>I'm in tremendous pain while getting plowed
>she keeps saying, " you like that huh? You like getting fucked by a big cock don't you?"
>he keeps saying "yeah he likes it"
>he grunts and fills my ass with his cum
>I run to the bathroom and fart out his cum
>I get dressed and tell her I'm going leave and she's already on top of him again getting fucked in the ass which she never did with me
>I tell her I'm going to leave
>she says, "oh okay" and goes back to ducking him
>I cried my self to sleep and felt awful
>she didn't care and when I told her how I felt she dumped me
>it's not I miss her, I've just never been so humiliated

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Anonymous 2017-01-30 06:33:59 Post No.34521320
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>>34521248
I hope this is an original comment. Origami

Anonymous 2017-01-30 06:34:20 Post No.34521326
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>>34521248
kill yourself but leave a note explaining the main details yo your parents

Anonymous 2017-01-30 06:35:37 Post No.34521343
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cool rape story bro

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Anonymous 2017-01-30 06:29:43 Post No. 34521247 [Report] [View this topic]

How do you tell if a girl is interested?

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Anonymous 2017-01-30 06:30:45 Post No.34521272
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Anonymous 2017-01-30 06:30:45 Post No.34521272 [Report]

They're only interested in Chad.

Unless you're Chad women will just lead you on so they can crush your heart.

Anonymous 2017-01-30 06:37:00 Post No.34521362
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>>34521272

>blaming women for your lack of initiative to improve yourself

Anonymous 2017-01-30 06:43:10 Post No.34521463
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>>34521247
Don't bother. Women are too much effort.
Want to know what the difference is between jerking off and sex? After sex you have to clean your cock and either pay her to leave or wait for her to fuck up your life. You get the same pleasure regardless.

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Anonymous 2017-01-30 06:25:39 Post No. 34521190 [Report] [View this topic]

im drunk and need other mentally ill friends

what do you guys think

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Anonymous 2017-01-30 06:26:35 Post No.34521206
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>>34521190
hi philly willy

Anonymous 2017-01-30 06:27:48 Post No.34521226
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Anonymous 2017-01-30 06:27:48 Post No.34521226 [Report]

thinking about killing myself desu senpai

OP 2017-01-30 06:28:16 Post No.34521232
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>>34521226
same here

more srs in the last few days

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Anonymous 2017-01-30 06:24:56 Post No. 34521178 [Report] [View this topic]

Politics are a joke, why do we even care? It's all just the same cake with different flavors, and a bunch of "elected" dumbasses taking corporate donations and running the place like an oligarchy.

Only naive normalfags actually think political opinion matters.

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Anonymous 2017-01-30 07:44:37 Post No.34522446
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Anonymous 2017-01-30 07:44:37 Post No.34522446 [Report]

It's fun giving powerless people the illusion of power.

US of A will inevitably decline into irrelevancy by end of the century. No one can prevent the natural destiny of all nations.

Anonymous 2017-01-30 09:06:59 Post No.34523937
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>>34521178
this is only true if your politics have no philosophical foundations

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>>34521178
I've tried to decide what side I agree with but there are too many downsides and benefits to left and right to decide, and each situation needs a different approach anyway. We need an AI overlord to become the government

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Anonymous 2017-01-30 06:22:38 Post No. 34521153 [Report] [View this topic]

>kids born in 2004 become teenagers this year
>kids born in 1999 turn 18 this year
>kids born in 1997 reach their 20s this year
>kids born in 1992 turn 25 this year
>I turn 29 this year

who /wishtimestoppedin2010/ here?

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