>tfw you have to tell your boss that you have to go home because you shit your pants
you had ONE JOB sphincter.
ONE JOB
sharting memes, huh
good job OP
>>34521158
now I'll be forever known at work as the guy that shit his pants
>>34521145
Id ask for sauce but she supplied enough.
>shit in the shower again
I can't even wafflestomp, this is hell
>>34521145
For fuck's sake OP, this is bad buddy. Did you get home already?